Chapter 0126: I, Li Bai, am an elegant person

"Hey! Come on! ”

As Lu Bu responded, a dull sound of footsteps sounded in the entire Internet café, and he rushed towards Lu Xiaobai's side.

"Brother Lu, who are you beating? Let's say okay first, I want sauerkraut flavored, I have to add the sausage of the king of kings, other sausages don't taste authentic! Lu Bu grinned and smiled.

Lu Xiaobai made an OK gesture and said, "Okay!" No problem, help me beat this guy up first! I'll get you instant noodles right away. As he spoke, Lu Xiaobai pointed to Li Bai next to him.

At this time, I saw Li Bai turn his head and look at Lu Bu, glaring at him and asking, "The first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian?" ”

Lu Bu let out a muffled "ah", and then Li Bai nodded at Lu Bu, then looked at Lu Xiaobai, and snorted calmly.

"I, Li Bai, am an elegant person, I don't like to do things with people, rude! Isn't it just money, boss, how much can you top up on this? As he spoke, Li Bai handed the sword next to him to Lu Xiaobai.

Lu Xiaobai was speechless for a moment, Li Bai is really a bit of a two-skinned face!

If you don't have money, you don't have money, just say it, the righteous and awe-inspiring one who said it without money made Lu Xiaobai think that this guy had a mine at home!

Lu Xiaobai looked at the sword handed over by Li Bai, and it was quite exquisite, but what age is this now, who still uses a sword?

Seeing Lu Xiaobai frowning, Li Bai took out a worn-out book from his arms and stuffed it into Lu Xiaobai's hand.

"This is a sword book, called "Qinglian Sword Technique", and it is infinitely powerful to use with this sword!" After saying this, I saw Li Bai stretch out a pair of sword fingers, and the sword next to him "slammed" out of the sheath!

The sword, which was originally more than three feet long, instantly condensed into a short sword that was only the length of a dagger, flying like lightning in the air!

Lu Xiaobai was stunned! it! Can you still play like this? It's awesome!

With Li Bai bursting out, he shouted "back to the sheath"!

The sword was instantly 'inserted' back into the scabbard, and the sword body was restored to more than three feet long, Lu Xiaobai was really a little stunned when he recalled the scene he had just seen.

Originally, he thought that the Taijiquan that Zhang Sanfeng passed on to him before was already good enough, but he didn't expect that there would be even more "awesome" now, Li Bai's name as a sword immortal is really not called in vain, this is really qualified to be called a sword immortal!

Li Bai smiled at Lu Xiaobai and asked, "Boss, how much do you think this sword is worth plus this sword book?" Can you let me play this game here? ”

Lu Xiaobai is so excited, this is so capable! Not to mention playing games, even if it's an annual subscription!

Lu Xiaobai took the sword and the sword book, and then said to Li Bai with a smile: "Brother Bai, you can play as much as you want, play as you like, and call Mianmian to get it for you if you want to eat, and you won't be charged!" The main thing is that you are happy! ”

Li Bai twisted his brows, and then muttered in a low voice: "Looking at the boss's reaction, how do I feel that I have lost?" Anyway, it's better to play the game first! ”

Lu Xiaobai ran back to the cashier with the sword and the sword spectrum, and asked Tang Mianmian to greet Li Bai, and then looked at the sword spectrum.

However, when Lu Xiaobai touched the sword spectrum, the sword spectrum directly turned into a streamer and drilled into Lu Xiaobai's body, and then a large stream of information poured into Lu Xiaobai's mind.

It's "Qinglian Sword Technique"!

With Lu Xiaobai's pair of sword fingers, the sword beside him was instantly unsheathed! Lu Xiaobai's heart rose, and the sword body instantly shrank, becoming only the length of a dagger, like a streamer!

Li Bai, who was surfing the Internet, was directly shocked when he saw this scene, and couldn't help muttering: "What a terrifying comprehension, I have completely comprehended my "Qinglian Sword Technique" in such a short time!" ”

Lu Bu next to him came to Lu Xiaobai's side with a resentful face at this time, and he saw that this one didn't need to be beaten, and the instant noodles and ham sausages were only afraid that it would be difficult to get the "sex" that Lu Xiaobai had picked to death.

"Shhhh Isn't it just a mere technique, if you want to talk about it, it's still the martial arts that are the strongest, this kind of mere magic is useless in front of me Lu Bu! Lu Bu said with a slightly sour sarcasm.

Lu Xiaobai glanced at Lu Bu's resentful little eyes, and said to Tang Mianmian next to him: "Give me Brother Lu a bucket of instant noodles, the king of sauerkraut and kings." ”

Hearing Lu Xiaobai's words, Lu Bu's face changed instantly, and he smiled happily.

"If you really want to talk about it, in fact, the technique is not bad at all, especially in the early stage of cultivation, this martial art is far inferior to the technique!"

Lu Xiaobai looked at Lu Bu and changed his rhetoric when he turned his face, and he also wanted to laugh for a while, the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, how could he become like this now?

With a sigh, Lu Xiaobai continued to ponder the Qinglian Sword Technique, and at this time, Niu Tou ran over again with a face full of grievances.

"Anchor, are you just ignoring me? Am I not your bull-headed baby in your heart? The little grievance on the bull's face, and he spoke with a crying tone.

Lu Xiaobai's goosebumps fell to the ground in an instant, when the hell did he become a bull-headed baby again? What's going on again? Learn like this!

Lu Xiaobai directly ignored Niu Tou, otherwise Niu Tou would definitely keep pestering him to annoy him, Niu Tou saw Lu Xiaobai ignoring him, turned his face and glanced at Lu Bu who was eating instant noodles there, and came over.

"Lu Bu, you eat slowly, leave me some instant noodle soup!"

After practicing the "Qinglian Sword Technique" for a while, by the way, he also asked Lu Bu what level of strength he could reach if he used this Qinglian Sword Technique now?

Lu Bu told Lu Xiaobai that he was already invincible in the Grandmaster Realm! Even if he is in the god realm, he has the power to fight! And you don't necessarily lose!

After getting Lu Bu's reply, Lu Xiaobai was happy.

I asked how the house next to Tang Mianmian was cleaned up, and then I went over and looked around, it was very clean, but it was a little empty, and it seemed that I had to arrange to buy some counters and put them here.

It is estimated that the first batch of mobile phones from Zhao Ruo's side will be ready in a few days, and when the time comes, they will be shipped over and placed in a transparent and shiny glass cabinet, and then the lights will be turned on.

Just like what he saw in the real-world mobile phone store, these ghosts in the underworld must definitely be dazzled!

When the market for these mobile phones in the underworld is completely opened, Lu Xiaobai can continue the next plan and start bombarding the entire underworld with various popular software!

At that time, Meituan, Didi Taxi, Taobao Wow, and express logistics will all be moved to the prefecture, so that the ghosts and monsters in the prefecture can also experience the Internet lifestyle of the 21st century.

As for those great Confucians who want to rectify him, they will all be squeezed and collapsed!

At this time, in the Huangquan Academy, Lu Fang vomited a mouthful of blood because of the previous competition and fainted with anger, and now he has woken up.

A white-bearded old man next to him looked at Lu Fang, whose face was pale, and frowned and scolded: "It's a shame! I was defeated by a yellow "hairy" boy who used arithmetic to learn you, and all your arithmetic skills have been learned in the dog's belly! ”

Lu Fang lowered his head in shame and didn't dare to speak, the old man snorted coldly and said: "But this matter won't be settled like this, we have all seen the Internet café opened by that kid and the computers in it, and it is a great threat to us!" Either he obediently hand it over to us, or let him disappear completely with his Internet café! Hum! A little nameless child dares to go against us Confucian and Taoist families, it's really looking for death! ”

At this time, Lu Xiaobai naturally didn't know about the affairs of Huangquan Academy, he was now busy ordering the glass cabinet for his mobile phone, as well as those advertising posters.

When Lu Xiaobai came back, he asked Zhao Ruo to get these posters over there, how exaggerated the advertising words on them were, and the colorful marquee on the mobile phone case was dazzling!

Lu Xiaobai found out, maybe because there is no sun in the underworld all year round, so these ghosts are very fond of these shiny things, so Lu Xiaobai specially let the colorful marquee be added when making mobile phones, that is, there are cards!

By the way, Lu Xiaobai also asked Zhao Ruo to make a promotional video of a mobile phone, taking pictures of all the various features and selling points of the mobile phone, and then editing it into a video, with a cheerful music, that is called a Tuhi!

After receiving the promotional video sent by Zhao Ruo, Lu Xiaobai uploaded it to Douyin on the same day, and then wrote the title of the promotion, which can be regarded as a warm-up before the official sale of the mobile phone!

Lu Xiaobai's title writes all the selling points of the mobile phone, and the most important thing is the price! Just 98!

Unexpectedly, as soon as this mobile phone promotional video was released, it instantly set off an explosive terrifying influence in the underworld! Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "I am an Internet celebrity claw book house in the underworld" for free for the first time.