Night, late at night!

At the top of the Forbidden City, two figures, one black and one white, stand opposite each other.

"Is it more than that?" The man dressed in black held a sword in his right hand, and his eyes were like a cold light.

"Not anymore." The man in white shook his head.

"Why, haven't you always liked to divide the highs and lows?" There was a hint of confusion in the eyes of the man in black.

"Not today, Singles' Day is coming soon, and I have to stay with my wife until the early hours of the morning."

"It's really a fucking holiday, the singles are uncomfortable, and they have to pinch their noses to accept other people's happy Singles' Day congratulations, and the men who are not singles are also very pitiful, watching the silver in the card decrease in a hurry, they don't dare to put a fart, and they have to obediently accompany their wives until twelve o'clock in the morning."

"You see that the problem is a little pessimistic, in fact, Singles' Day also has many benefits."

"For example?"

"It feeds a lot of online stores." The man in white thought for a moment and replied.

"When you say that, I think of one thing, Shiyin knows?" The man in black was silent for a while, then looked up and asked.

"I know, a famous beauty in the martial arts."

"She opened an online store last year to sell her cousin's throwing knives online, and I heard that on Singles' Day alone, 9,999 were sold."

"This ......, will Xunhuan agree? His throwing knives are specially made, and he has sold out all his throwing knives, so what does he use to compete with others? The man in white asked in some surprise.

"I don't know about this, but there is news that he is ready to quit the rivers and lakes and set up a flying knife manufacturing factory."

"It's really a fucking festival, even a big chivalrous guest like Xunhuan has been forced to quit the rivers and lakes." The man in white sighed.

"There's no way, now it's the general trend for people in the rivers and lakes to change jobs, I heard that Xiaofeng opened a private detective agency, and Xing Soul also went to a coal boss as a bodyguard, I heard that the coal boss was good to him, and he gave a lot of silver every month."

"Don't talk about that, Brother Night, what are you going to do tonight, do you want to buy something online?"

"I don't buy it, I'm not good at math." The man in black shook his head.

"I'm good at math, but unfortunately it's useless, my wife's math is not good."

"Sympathize with you."

"Brother Night, if you don't have any arrangements, I think you can go to Tailin Temple, I read the report that they held a lottery on Singles' Day this year, as long as it is a single, you can go to the lottery, I heard that if you win the grand prize, you can go to Tailin Temple for free to be a monk for three years."

"It's just a gimmick, they all say it's free, in fact, it's the most expensive, you get there, you have to eat and sleep, buy a few monk's robes, knock a few wooden fish, the current wooden fish is not knocked before, you have to change it every three or five times, even if you don't count these, you have to spend a lot of money to shave your head for many years." The man in black pursed his lips disdainfully.

"You're thinking a little too much."

"There's no way, I've been pitted."

"And what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to read a novel, and there's a novel called The Clerk of the Hades, and it's not bad."

"It was written by October Qiufeng."

"Oh, you've heard of him too?" The man in black was slightly surprised.

"I've heard a little about it, it is said that he is a little shameless, obviously a coder, but he wants to say that he is a writer."

"It doesn't matter, there are a lot of shameless people, and he is not one of them, don't you also pretend to be a good man at home every day?"

"Ahem, Brother Night, let's end up with friends, let's change the topic, when is the next competition?" The man in white coughed dryly twice and asked.

"Look at the weather, the recent haze is heavy, and it is easy to affect the sword, so you have to choose a weather with less haze."

"Then you have to wait, you set a time, let me know, it's not too early, I have to go back."

"Back so early?"

"It's not early, I still have to go back to make soup, and after drinking the soup, it's almost twelve o'clock." The man in white shook his head.

"You're a ...... Century good man. The man in black let out a sigh of emotion.

In the distance, the man in white turned into a streamer and fled.

"Finally gone." Seeing the man in white go away, the man in black exhaled.

He took out a newspaper from his pocket, and there was a line written on it: Shunfeng Express, recruiting talents, as long as you have good foot strength, you are not afraid to eat grass again!

"It should be too late to go to Shunfeng now, the clerk in the underworld is about to put it on the shelves, I have to send two couriers, make up a few pennies, and give the author some support, I heard that this product has recently eaten up all the instant noodles in a nearby supermarket, and I don't know if it will get gastroenteritis."

In the night, the man in black walked quickly while whispering secretly.