In this airdrop in front of the scheming teacher, there is an M249.

After hesitating for a moment, the scheming teacher decisively picked up the gun, and now it is a double row of live broadcast with the fourth Wushuang, not a real live broadcast, not to practice the gun at this time, but when.

Fourth, Wushuang saw that the scheming teacher actually picked up this gun, and said puzzledly:

"What are you doing with this big pineapple!"

The scheming teacher was embarrassed to say that he hadn't played with a big pineapple much, so he used it to practice his proficiency, so he deliberately pretended to be joking and said:

"It's a contempt for the enemy, you don't understand."

If the fourth frost is also in the game, we should be able to see the fourth frost annoyed to death, we should also be able to see the fourth frost twist Xiao Man's waist, and then cover his pockets... This little girl has always been straightforward, and she saw through the scheming teacher at a glance, and said:

"Don't you shoot my bullet idea!!"

The scheming teacher smiled and said:

"Bullets or something, kill two people, and you'll have everything."

Wait, why does this sound so familiar?

This is blatant plagiarism.

The scheming teacher tried the gun, this guy is deadly, this is not in the game, you can't understand how heavy this gun is.

Almost 20 pounds, 100 bullets are firmly buckled inside, not to mention that the shooter is not shaking, even if it is hard, it is also a military posture!

The scheming teacher will look into the distance, find a baobab tree, and gently pull the trigger.

I'm a mother!

The scheming teacher was taken aback, and he gently pulled the trigger, but the gun was like taking the wrong medicine.

It struggled violently, squirting violently like a venomous snake.

It is like the inspiration of a poet who walks in the dark alleys of winter and encounters willow green

Seaweed, which seems to have no meaning in life, has been implanted in the nervous system by deranged scientists.

Like tea after a meal.

Like a series of numbers that are incorporated into a data structure with excellent numbers.

Like crazy heroin.

Like smokers who have lost their hunger and have no desire, the first red after quitting smoking tempts people's rock candy.

Like the yellow race.

It's like never being able to encounter a dream that you can never imagine for the rest of your life.

Like a dog wandering on the sidewalk under the dim streetlights by the river after dinner, it saw.

It's like the sentence I love you that I can never find after being lost at the bottom of the cliff for no reason.

Like an undisciplined web writer who is out of control.

It's like an endless stream of popular TV series that are consuming our enthusiasm and patience.

Like the pale reason explained by the sweaty professor who showed up at the door after skipping class.

Like the most boring NPC in the game, he meets a guide dog with no sense of direction.

Like recharging, you can buy a happy app.

It's like a daily life item that has lost its interest meets a sex toy that has lost its life.

Like the foot of a bed without legs.

Like a book.

Like the incomprehensible jerky stories will be with Dream of Red Mansions.

Like a reinforced concrete Lego toy.

Like the water monsters in the unexplained lake and the apes that were lost in the forest.

Like the thirty-two-year-old pilot who forgot to shave this morning on a stealth plane that flew day and night, day and night, day and night, he heard the song called the Crystal Airplane, and remembered the lonely Yiren who still had no job in the warm paradise of his hometown.

The scheming teacher took a deep breath, looked at the gun left and right, and said:

"This guy is so ecstatic!"

The fourth Wushuang suddenly screamed at this time:

"What's that ?!! over there?"

The scheming teacher looked in the direction of the fourth frost-free finger and found a cow swaying in the grass over there...... This Nima, where did the cow come from?

Is it the latest type of hanging?

Depend on!

I've heard of the giant plug-in, the Ant-Man plug-in, but I haven't heard of the alien plug-in, and this is the first time I've seen it.

The two of them set up their guns, slowly and slowly leaned over, this cow, it seems to be quite elf, you lean over, it will still stare at you vigilantly, and...

Speak.

It's undoubted!

But, this guy, it can't hold a gun!

The scheming teacher got closer, looked carefully, and said:

"Tut-tut, this guy's model is really realistic."

Fourth frost-free:

"Oops, it's so cute, cute!!"

The scheming teacher grabbed the fourth Wushuang and looked at the cow vigilantly, wondering whether it would shoot with its front or hind feet, or ...... Tail?

Or - bullwhip?

The two of them circled around the cow and confirmed that this guy was indeed not threatening, before putting down the gun and asking:

"Hey, can you speak?"

The Fourth Frostless also leaned over and handed over his pistol:

"Y-Do you know how to jerk off?"

The cow must have been desperate in his heart, it was just a cow born in "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Good Man", which was completely an accident.

The scheming teacher pointed a gun at the trembling cow and said:

"Hang on the wall, show up, or I'll bake you into a fat beef skewer!"

The fourth Wushuang laughed out loud and said:

"Don't freak out about it, I don't think it's a cheat."

The scheming teacher smiled:

"How do you know, you say, when have you seen any other creatures in this PUBG map, except for chickens?"

Fourth frost-free:

"I don't think I've seen a chicken before, right?"

Scheming Teacher:

"No matter, anyway, there is no other possibility for this product except to hang on the wall. When I kill him, I'll be able to see his ID. ”

As he spoke, the scheming teacher raised his gun, stopped talking nonsense, and shot directly.

"Sudden !!"

Two strange things happened.

In the midst of the lightning, the fourth frost-free teacher was not the same as the scheming teacher who caused any damage to this cute cow that suddenly appeared in front of him. So probably the fourth frost forgot that she was in the game, and she subconsciously reached over and raised the muzzle of the scheming teacher.

The strange thing is that the fourth frost actually did this action, you know, this is in the game, it is impossible for them to do such an action that does not conform to the original action structure of the game.

The scheming teacher looked at the fourth Wushuang in surprise and couldn't say a word.

How do you know, you say, except