Chapter 049: Eagle Eye!
The customer nodded, Li Zifeng waved his hand, motioned Zhao Xingyue to take blood with a silver needle, and after dripping the blood into his left eye, he got up and washed his eyeballs with eye drops, and said: "Your monthly income is not particularly high, but the price of the things you like is too high, so that you will linger, and you will take a few more glances every time you pass by." ”
"Oh." The customer nodded dumbly.
"You take a fancy to a piece of clothing, so that in your memory, it is all that dress, it is like air, filling your memory palace, filling your fantasy world, I took a look, the price of that dress is 2888, up to your half month's salary, you want to buy it, but you are reluctant, you still have to support your girlfriend, you are very willing to buy clothes for your girlfriend, often buy it for her, but your girlfriend is also very sensible."
The customer exclaimed, "Awesome, master! You...... You even know that dress 2888? Can you still know that I don't want to buy it? This...... That's pretty impressive, isn't it? ”
Li Zifeng smiled, "It is said that men should be ruthless to themselves, life is a lifetime, time is very short, you live a day is a day, the richest man lives a day is also a day, time is fair, no one will be more, no one will be less, the key to the problem is in the process of life, who can try to be as happy as possible, who can live more happily." ”
"Well, that's true, no one wants to be sad all day long." Customers agree.
Li Zifeng got up and said: "I'll give you an analysis of your dreams now, I can see from your blood, you came out of the countryside, worked hard in the field alone, and now you have opened a small store in Malatang, it is really not easy, I admire you for this kind of self-improvement person, the red bucket you see in the dream is your childhood memory, you may hate this bucket, but you often see it, maybe you want to replace it, but you don't change it, or you can't replace it, this is the regret hidden in the depths of your memory, Hidden to the extent that I say it, you may not be able to think of it, this dress is like your childhood dream, such as you want to get a toy gun, you have not been able to get it, after many years you think about it, or regret, so, the red bucket is a metaphor for your regrets, the regrets of the year and the regrets of the present appear at the same time, you know that you are in pain, so you can't get out of the mall, you are confused, you don't know how to make decisions in the dream, as for your long legs and short legs, maybe when sleeping, your girlfriend pressed your left leg. ”
The customer scratched his head and said, "My girlfriend is too clingy, she is in her twenties, and she still looks like a little girl all day long, she has to be coaxed to sleep, and she has to put her legs on me, otherwise she can't sleep." ”
"But the red bucket you said, I remembered, when I was a child, my family was poor, there was no urine bucket, and I couldn't go outside to go to the toilet in winter, and it was snowy in winter, how cold it was, and I put a bucket in that house, which was red at first, and then used it for a long time, and it faded, and I put it in the house, and I didn't like it, and I always wanted to replace it, but my parents are farmers, farming, and I am willing to spend money to buy this useless thing, maybe because of this, I have been uncomfortable. Master, you're really good! It's really not a waste of fame. ”
Li Zifeng nodded, "After you go back, think about it, if you really like it, just grit your teeth and buy it, what is the point of getting the toys you liked when you were three years old, and then you get them when you are thirty years old?" ”
"That's right! That's right! I'm going to buy it now! ”
The customer left in a hurry, and Chao Qingfeng clapped his hands and said: "Old watch, it's okay, you will be the big shopkeeper of this store in the future." ”
"Old watch, don't make trouble, that female ghost, did you get killed?" Li Zifeng took a sip of tea and asked sideways.
Chao Qingfeng walked over, sat down, put a cigarette in his mouth, handed Li Zifeng another one, lit it at the same time, and said, "She didn't come, but it made me meet someone you don't want to see the most." ”
"Who?"
"Migaro."
Li Zifeng gritted his teeth and said: "This eighth grandson of the king, first disguised himself as a dry night to trick me into going to Blackfish Village, and then turned into a boy mask to assassinate me, and also disguised you, disguised Xingyue, in short, the people who can get close to me, he has all the fucking disguises." ”
Chao Qingfeng cocked Erlang's legs and said: "This kind of goods, I look like a person who dares to do anything but good things, old watch, I have a plan to capture him alive!" Wait, this guy is useful. ”
Li Zifeng nodded, and Chao Qingfeng said, "Did the mysterious person reply to you?" ”
"Not yet, I'll ask again." Li Zifeng took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message to the mysterious person on WeChat, Chao Qingfeng took the mobile phone over, pressed the button and said: "Lao Tie, I don't know who you are, but I am Chao Qingfeng, if you are also a person who eats on this road, you may have heard of me, there is a way that is suitable to be resolved, we don't want to win the corpse in vain, the benefits must be yours, but I only hope that you don't make trouble, otherwise I will chase you to the ends of the earth, and I will have to kill you." ”
There was silence for a long time, and finally typed a reply: "You can call me Hawkeye, from this moment on, the cooperation officially begins." ”
"Damn! What a son of a bitch! I asked him for so long, and he didn't dump me, why did he just say his name when you said a word? Li Zifeng was very surprised.
Chao Qingfeng flicked the ashes of his cigarette, squinted and smiled: "Old cousin, do you know why I recognize you as a brother of life and death?" ”
Li Zifeng shook his head.
Chao Qingfeng's face was straight, and he said: "Because you are really, you are not like those scum in this society, you have one thing on your lips and one thing behind your back, I hate these people the most in my life, you are different, you are very true, but because of your truth, you seem to be incompatible with this society, you can't fit in, you don't have few friends, because you also hate the scum in this society." ”
Li Zifeng nodded lightly.
"I'm different, although I also hate these people, but we have to eat, we have to fill our stomachs, I have to be smooth, I have to mingle with these hypocritical people, I have to integrate into this society, otherwise we can't eat, you are a lady sitting in the high hall, and I am a bitch who has been turned by society a hundred and eighty times."
Li Zifeng lowered his head, "Thank you, old watch." ”
"You gave me this life, and you said thank you to me in turn? Torture me, huh? Chao Qingfeng patted Li Zifeng on the shoulder, and said: "Just like this Eagle Eye, in fact, his style of doing things is the same as the routines in society, this is the unspoken rule, he doesn't say it, just waiting for a hint or clarification from you, he just wants benefits, just like the leader never opens his mouth to ask you for gifts, but you must take the initiative to think about it and put it in place, otherwise it will be difficult for you to climb up." ”
Li Zifeng doesn't understand these routines at all, and he doesn't want to understand them, there are always some people like Li Zifeng in society, thankless, just because their mouths are not sweet, they can't learn to be flattering and laughing like others, and the most important thing is that they don't want to learn!
"Wow, Boss Chao is really amazing, I've learned, I've learned!" Zhao Xingyue was stunned, a fledgling college student, suddenly heard these words, which really amazed her.
Zhao Xingyue put her hands on her cheeks, and said with a yearning expression: "It is said that old men have taste, and it is true, Boss Chao, don't you have a girlfriend yet?" Then do you want to have a big-breasted, sensible, obedient and non-clingy girlfriend? ”
"Eh, Xingyue, don't be like this, I like men."
"Huh?" Li Zifeng's eyes widened, and his expression was slightly complicated.