Ah Qiu's full name is Barnyard Field Aqiu, and the people of their clan have been in existence since the beginning of Gensokyo, and as a scholar-like character, they record a qiē that happened in Gensokyo, which can also be called the memory of Gensokyo, and it happened to be the ninth generation of Aqiu, so Barnyard Field Aqiu is also called the ninth generation of scholars.

Although Barnyard Aqiu is an ordinary human being, she has the ability to remember that ordinary people have, and this is obviously an indispensable ability as a recorder.

"It's the same as today, it's a warm spring day......" Aqiu got up and walked to the door, pushed open the door, and looked up at the sky outside where snowflakes were falling, with a faint look of nostalgia and sadness in his eyes.

Ling looked at the ground outside that had been dyed white by snow, blinked her eyes, and seemed to feel that her three views had been hit hard, and asked Tang Cheng in a low voice, "Snowflakes and spring flowers shouldn't mean the same thing, right?" ”

Tang Cheng sat upright, took a sip of tea in the cup, and said in the same whisper: "There is a code in the eyes, but there is no code in the heart, this is the realm of seeing the mountain is not a mountain, and seeing the water is not the realm of water, it can be seen that Ah Qiu can already achieve the realm of not being disturbed by external objects, let's listen to what she says." ”

"If I'm not mistaken, it was still spring when we came here, right?" Shen Dai pointed to the outside environment, his face was full of incredulity, "Just after drinking a cup of tea, it turned out to be like this, this ......"

"Surprised?" Ah Qiu turned around and said with a smile, "Actually, this is also one of Gensokyo's indescribable anomalies, I call it the irregular alternation of the four seasons. Within a day, the morning is spring, the noon is winter, and the afternoon turns into summer. I've seen this weird situation many times when it turns into autumn at night, but ...... No one but me was surprised by this, as if the world was meant to be like this. ”

"How is this possible!" Kamiyo suddenly stood up in shock, no matter how unfamiliar Gensokyo is, it won't be so chaotic, "In the end...... Why is it like this? ”

Aqiu shook his head, "I'm an observer, but not an explorer. I can only tell you what I have seen and known, but I cannot answer the doubts in your hearts, which is what only you can do and that you need to do...... Anyway, I'm going to tell you everything I know, and I hope you will keep it in mind. ”

Kamiyo nodded heavily and sat back down, listening intently.

"Speaking of this mutation, it actually starts with the last time you left, not long after you left. The big youkai Yakumo Murasaki said that he was going to welcome new residents, and held a heavy banquet at Hakurei Shrine, and this banquet invited almost all the characters of Gensokyo to hold until late at night. I don't know exactly what happened in the Underworld, after all, I'm just an ordinary person, and it's not convenient for me to intervene in that kind of banquet until the next morning. There were some things that I needed to discuss with the Hakurei shrine, so I went to Hakurei Shrine...... In my opinion, there are probably no people in the shrine at this time. ”

And that's exactly what happened. When I arrived at the Hakurei Shrine, there was no one except for the wolves all over the ground after the banquet, and even the Hakurei shrine maiden, who was originally in charge of the aftermath, was not there, and I didn't treat this as a special event at first, and after a long unsuccessful search, I turned around. ”

"But on the way back, I met the Hirori shrine maiden, but at that time she was dressed a little strangely, although she was still a shrine maiden costume, but I could still see that it was very different from the previous ones, and she still had a submachine gun in her hand...... Of course, the submachine gun was nowhere near as powerful as the fist of the Hirori witch, so I didn't feel terrible, and went up to greet her as usual, but she ignored me as if she didn't know me, and muttered to whom she wanted to get revenge, and then she rushed to the Forest of Magic with her submachine gun in hand......"

"I couldn't keep up with her and could only watch her leave, and I still didn't expect things to get to the point where they were until the third day...... The battle between youkai and youkai, the battle between the witch and the shrine maiden, the battle between the witch and the youkai, until the war broke out completely, I realized the severity of the problem. ”

"After some covert observation, I finally found that they all seemed to have forgotten who they used to be, and thought of themselves as the leaders of a certain legion, and began to fight with other legions for turf, and all of them lost their power as youkai or shrine maidens, and only fought with ordinary guns and swords."

Speaking of which, Ah Qiu had already sat down in front of the three of them, "Because I can't investigate further, that's all I know...... Oh, by the way, when the Hakurei shrine maiden left, she dropped a note and I picked it up, but I couldn't read what was written on it, so I didn't know if it was useful. ”

As he spoke, Ah Qiu took out the note from his bosom and placed it on the table.

The three of them looked down, and Kamiyo immediately frowned, because what was written on this note was not any kind of writing she knew, but some symbols of unknown meaning.

"What the hell is this?" Looking at these symbols of unknown meaning, Kamiyo felt a big head at that time.

"Ah, isn't that an emoji?"

"Well, it's an emoji."

Hearing Tang Cheng and Ling's voices next to them, the two immediately turned their heads, "Do you know these words?" ”

"More or less." Tang Cheng nodded, picked up the note on the table and said, "The so-called emoji is a picture composed of various lines and symbols, which can also be said to be emojis, which generally represent moods, for example, this symbol with squinting eyes represents satisfaction, and if you draw a few more lines under this symbol, it means that you are satisfied with being bukkake...... Kaomoji is not used in daily life and normal communication, but it is very popular on the Internet, and most of the time it is used by some second-hand comics to sell cute spoofs, so this is actually a letter written in emojis. ”

Shendai directly ignored a sentence in the middle, and suddenly said, "It turned out to be an Internet term, no wonder I can't understand it, so can you translate it?" ”

"I'll try." Tang Cheng begged Ah for a pen and paper, and then compared the letter with the emoji, and wrote on the paper next to him while reading, "The banquet is very happy...... Marisa...... This pattern of riding a broom is probably Marisa...... Marisa getting drunk...... Propose...... This pattern with seven colors and a puppet is mostly Alice...... Alice is happy...... Someone got angry...... Everyone started fighting...... Panties float in the air...... Worn on the bodies of the seven...... The question is strict...... No memory...... Ability Disappears...... You want war...... Grab panties ...... Summoning the ...... Restore fù normal ......"

"Well, that's the basics." After Tang Cheng finished translating, he nodded to the gods and continued to drink tea.

The corners of Kamiyo's mouth twitched, "I don't understand what you're talking about. ”

Tang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, "This is not my translation, but this speech is intermittent, but the main words have come out, and it is not difficult to connect them." ”

"Let's let Ling translate here." Ling suddenly interjected, took the piece of paper written by Tang Cheng, and said with a smile, "According to these key words, the approximate meaning is: everyone had a good time at the banquet, and Marisa, who was drunk, suddenly proposed to someone, and this person is probably Alice, so she will be happy, and the one who is angry...... Reimu, Second Miss, Mu Q, and Kappa are all possible...... Because there is no specific reference above, it doesn't matter, in short, some people are angry and some people are happy, and the two sides start to fight, and they are out of control. At this time, there were suddenly panties floating in the sky, there should be seven pairs, and they were worn on the bodies of seven people, and then everyone's memories and abilities disappeared, turning into war, and finally, snatching the panties back and summoning the gods...... This god is probably the god of underwear, and he can restore normalcy with one qiē...... Above. ”

Kamidai: "......"

Aqiu: "......"

"Is your translation really right?" Kamiyo asked a little nervously.

Tang Cheng smiled casually, "Ling's translation is basically the same as mine, I can't be wrong if I think about it, maybe the god of underwear makes you feel strange, but I have also encountered similar equipment in the novice dungeon, and it is not a big deal." ”

"No, no, no, it's not just this one of the strange things!" Shendai secretly slandered herself, she actually had a lot to complain about this translation, but she was not good at complaining, and she really didn't know what to say.

"In short......" Tang Cheng got up and said with a straight face, "Judging from the information of this emoji, most of the culprits who made Gensokyo have such a mutation are Marisa, and the good harem king is not suitable but wants to get married, which is simply self-inflicted!" As for what we're going to do, it's obvious what we're going to do, defeat them all, and then peel off their panties to find a way to summon dragons...... Uh, no, summon the god's seven pairs of panties, and restore Gensokyo to its original state...... I'm so excited! ”

"Calm me down first!" Looking at Tang Cheng's gentlemanly face, Shen Dai slapped it on the table, "Even if your translation is correct, but we have all lost our strength now, and they have weapons like submachine guns, and Ah Qiu also said that they have swords, it is estimated that they still have certain physical skills, how can we win against them in this case, and ...... And take off their panties? ”

"There's no need to worry about this, if it's just a weapon, I've got it."

Ah Qiu said suddenly. (To be continued......)