I know I'm shameless, but in order to live, to live well, I have to continue to be shameless. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This is Fang Xiaobao's inner monologue.

He succeeded, using the so-called kindness, as well as the soft and easily touched side of the woman's heart, he successfully made the dragon girl nod and marry him.

It stands to reason that he should be relieved...... But the facts are still a little uneasy.

He was afraid that the dragon girl was only moved for a while, and she would regret it later. Therefore, strike while the iron is hot, announce the good news as quickly as possible, and start preparing for the wedding.

What is the auspicious day of the zodiac, it doesn't matter.

Fang Xiaobao has only one thought, get married as soon as possible, get her, possess her, and let the other party become his own woman.

Only then will he be able to eat and sleep...... in order to be completely at ease.

The holy city of Borneo.

Today is a good day, the streets are lit up with lights, and the natives are singing and dancing everywhere. The wedding of the Holy Lord is a joyous event for any resident.

Inside the small building. The red wedding banner is hung inside and out, and when you look closely, you will feel like you are in a sea of fiery red. The female relics such as the water demon are wearing festive dresses one by one, and they are busy going in and out.

In the courtyard, the groom Fang Xiaobao was wearing a red wedding dress, squatting on the table, and was playing pai gow with a group of brothers.

"Tianpai accompanies the celebrity! Kill! ”

"A pair of tiger heads! Kill! It's a kill again! ”

A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance. Luck was also good. Playing until now, in one sentence to describe, killing all sides.

"Brother, you're so lucky today!"

"Ah ghost, don't you look at what day it is, the Holy Lord will marry his wife, how many times can I have it in this life!"

A group of animals such as the wild lion and the ghost are happy to accompany their own holy lord to enjoy themselves. It's just that if they continue to gamble, they will lose all their pants one by one.

Someone opened his mouth to borrow it, but was directly rejected by Fang Xiaobao. In his words, there is no rule for the banker to lend money to the loser.

"See the money and lose the money! See the wife and lose the flower girl! ”

Fang Xiaobao rubbed the dice, looked at the guys who were about to take off their pants when they lost, and said with a smile: "Let's just don't play, we must abide by the rules of the game when we play, and we are not allowed to make short positions or borrow money...... If you take out anything on your body, Lao Tzu will estimate and give a price, and you can bet! ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd was enthusiastic. The mad lion felt the claws he had dropped in his early years, and the ghost took out a few broken stones. It is said that he is most interested in collecting 'strange stones'. The Ice King made an ice crystal flower on the spot. Sun Fei did the same, grabbed the ground casually, and made a clay statue.

A bunch of livestock, no gambling money, a lot of bits and pieces, set up a full table.

Fang Xiaobao counted when he spoke, and marked the price for them one by one.

Huang Yulang, the fart who lost the most, gritted his teeth, took out a small glass bottle directly from his pocket, and slapped it on the table.

No way!

Including Fang Xiaobao, everyone instinctively reacted to cover their noses and flee, for fear of being smoked by the 'poisonous gas' of this goods.

"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will let Ah Ghost block your chrysanthemum with a wooden stopper now!" Fang Xiaobao roared. Today is a big day, the daughter-in-law upstairs is still grooming, if you are smoked by this stinky fart and spoil the atmosphere, what a disappointment.

"Holy Lord, don't be impatient!"

Huang Yulang trotted over, approached Fang Xiaobao's ear, and said with a cheap smile: "My subordinates have been practicing hard recently, and they have occasionally realized something, and their talent has made a small breakthrough, and now they can produce the third poison gas!" ”

"What's the point?" Fang Xiaobao was curious.

Huang Yulang opened his mouth and said four words silently, aphrodisiac and fun.

Fang Xiaobao's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he looked at Huang Yulang, with a wicked smile on his face: "Your 'poisonous gas' is very obscene...... I like it, though! ”

After receiving the praise of the Holy Lord, Huang Yulang was extremely proud in his heart, and said with a straight face: "Please estimate it from the Holy Lord!" ”

"One hundred thousand!"

Fang Xiaobao waved his hand and gave the highest price. Then he put the glass bottle away like a treasure, thinking to himself that this thing might come in handy at night.

Bedroom on the second floor.

In front of the dresser, the bride who has been dressed up, with delicate facial features, graceful posture, low eyebrows and a shallow smile, is thrillingly beautiful and suffocating...... I can't even find any words to describe it.

"You, you're so beautiful."

is also a woman, Gao Yue is also completely impressed. She has always been proud of her beauty, but compared with the bride in front of her, she can't help but feel ashamed of herself.

"You're beautiful too." The dragon girl smiled. The previous arrogance and indifference seem to have disappeared, and now she is like an ordinary woman, with happiness and sweetness on her face.

Gao Yue looked at the woman in front of her who was so beautiful that she didn't look like a human being, and when she heard the thief's smug laughter coming from outside the window, she couldn't help but feel a feeling, "I really can't figure it out, you ......" She didn't say the next words, but the meaning was already obvious.

"You can't figure it out, why should I marry Xiaobao!"

The dragon girl thanked Gao Yue for grooming her, so she didn't mind sharing her inner thoughts with the other party, as well as the joy of the moment.

"It's very simple, first of all, I am the relic, the most powerful relic."

Although the dragon girl's tone was soft, she was full of indescribable arrogance, "And Xiaobao is the co-owner of the bereaved people, if I don't marry, if I marry, I ...... There will be no one else in this world but Him! ”

Gao Yue was stunned when he heard this. She forgot that the thief who was once scolded and despised by herself had now grown into a powerful existence that she looked up to.

"There is also kindness, Xiaobao's father has a life-saving feeling for me, and his kindness is like a mountain."

When the dragon girl said this, she turned her head slightly to look out the window, listening to Fang Xiaobao's shouting voice, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "In the end, I am very comfortable with Xiaobao, he can make me happy and make me feel ...... Kind of like him! ”

I'm afraid that's what you promised to marry him...... The main reason!

Gao Yue was inexplicably depressed. If she hadn't had scruples, she really wanted to say a rough word about the market, and the good robe cabbage would have been arched by the pig!

Weddings are just going through the motions. For Fang Xiaobao, the key is tonight.

When the dragon girl was dressed in a costume and supported by Gao Yue and others, Wan Ting walked out. Fang Xiaobao's eyes were straight. He knew that his daughter-in-law was born beautiful, but he didn't expect that his daughter-in-law, who was wearing light makeup and wearing a big red wedding dress, would be so beautiful that she couldn't breathe.

"Daughter-in-law!" He pounced directly, eager to save all the red tape and go straight to the cave.

It's just that today his identity has changed, and he is just the groom. Even if the dragon girl agreed to this non-trivial request, the group of women under her command would not be willing.

Therefore, the cutscenes that should be taken must be taken.

One meal at noon, and another meal in the evening. The flowing water table is set out, regardless of the status of the noble and the low, everyone who comes is a guest, and you can enjoy the wedding banquet and food.

Even the captives on the island had a meal tonight, and good wine and meat were served.

Eight words to describe everything, the wedding of the Holy Lord, the whole world celebrates.

To receive the blessings of his subordinates, of course, a toast is indispensable. On weekdays, Fang Xiaobao definitely did not refuse to come, but today he had reservations, and even played tricks, quietly using white water instead of wine, and prevaricating to deal with it.

He's going to be at his best for the biggest moment of his life tonight.

To be honest, getting married is quite tiring, and just dealing with people is enough to toss. finally managed to get to the end of the wedding feast, and a group of ghosts and a group of livestock even wanted to go to the cave house with the strength of wine.

"I'm Nima, after you make trouble, is Lao Tzu still in the mood for the cave room!"

Fang Xiaobao looked at it with a murderous gaze, and directly gave a sentence, the mountains and rivers meet, and those who are not afraid to wear small shoes should go over as soon as possible!

Then, he roared and picked up his bride, a talent was displayed, and the whirlwind whistled up, flashing people directly.

The evening breeze blows, and the night is as cool as water.

Inside the house, fiery and warm, sweet and greasy.

Fang Xiaobao behaved like an anxious ghost who had never seen a woman in his eight lives, carrying his daughter-in-law home and going to bed directly.

Clothes are stripped and all obstacles are removed. The dragon girl was lying on the big bed, not half of her body. She is not only born beautiful, but her body is graceful and moving. The skin is smooth as satin, snow-white and flawless. The peaks are tall and firm, and the two points of red and pink are attractive and attractive. Straight and slender thighs, like a natural fit. The mysterious private parts between the legs, the grass is green, and the temptation is endless.

Fang Xiaobao couldn't bear it, and pounced directly. Caressed with both hands, with their own tongues, greedily licking every inch of each other's skin. The fiery breath was enough to melt everything, making the dragon girl uncontrollable, her skin flushed with a strange red, and she let out a coquettish moaning sound.

"You're mine...... Daughter-in-law, you are mine! ”

No aphrodisiac props are required. Fang Xiaobao's lust had reached the extreme, and he took off his clothes, revealing a 'spear' that was as hard as iron.

The dragon girl half-opened her eyes, and when she saw this hideous and ugly thing, she was not afraid, but on the contrary, she was a little curious.

"Daughter-in-law, you'll know what it's for right away!"

Fang Xiaobao smiled. While pressing up, he took advantage of the situation to separate the dragon girl's legs, held the 'gun' in his left hand, and aimed at the long-awaited target to launch a general attack.

Burst!

Spears pierce the dragon's lair. There is no imaginary pain and redness. In Fang Xiaobao's feeling, his 'spear' was only half an inch deep, and it was blocked by something.

It is said that women have a membrane, and when they taste the fruit of love for the first time, it will be a little in the way.

Fang Xiaobao is also the first time, but because of the growth environment, he knows more about this aspect than the dragon girl.

"Damn, it's very thick!"

I muttered in my heart. Fang Xiaobao shrank his abdomen and straightened his waist, and stabbed him again. Who would have thought that after a few consecutive blows, all of them would be in vain, and the spear would be like a shield, and it would not be able to enter.

Encountering this trouble at a critical moment, three words to describe it, it's terrible!

Fang Xiaobao tossed desperately, and after half an hour, the spear was as hard as iron, and he was not allowed to enter the dragon ** department. On the contrary, the dragon girl seemed to be a little unbearable, and her lust swelled up, so she hugged his neck tightly and said in a tone that was almost moaning, "Hurry up...... I'm going to...... I'm going to! ”

I want it too!

Fang Xiaobao was extremely depressed. If someone asks him now what is the most embarrassing thing in the world, he will definitely not hesitate to say that his daughter-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy, the dragon's lair is too tightly defended, and the spear is not powerful enough, so he is so anxious that he wants to hit the wall.

Seeing that the emotions could not be restrained, the dragon girl who kept writhing her carcass under herself. Fang Xiaobao was in a hurry, and suddenly had a way.

I saw him stretch out the middle finger of his right hand and slowly explore under him, while smiling evilly.

Arriving at the target, the edge of the dragon's lair is wet and wet.

"Daughter-in-law, it will hurt a little, bear with it!"

Fang Xiaobao kissed the dragon girl, and then used all his strength to penetrate the tip of his middle finger, and shouted violently: "One finger of the spirit rhino, indestructible, break it for me-"

A cry of pain rang out. Break the silence of the night and reverberate for a long time.

"The Holy Lord is amazing!"

miles away. A guy pricked up ears several times larger than ordinary people, listened carefully, and at the same time, was full of praise. Next to him, there was a group of haunted houses that had not succeeded, and came to listen to the cattle in the corner.