I was astonished and said, "What do you mean?"

Bai Xiaoxue shook her head, looked at me and said: The general umbilical cord is 0.5 to 0.7 meters long, and this kind of yin surgery can make the umbilical cord more than one meter long, as for the use of this umbilical extension technique...... Do you know what the umbilical cord does?

What does the umbilical cord do?

Mo Xiaoxi volunteered and said seriously: "I know! Umbilical cord blood is particularly nutritious, there is active blood, there is a top luxury beauty cosmetics in Japan, called ROYAL Cord Blood Drainage Serum, which has recently become popular in the circle of friends, many Japanese purchasing, applied to the face, the pores have become thinner, and the acne is almost gone, and the effect is very good. ”

I stared blankly at Mo Xiaoxi.

I was stunned for a long time, and then I sighed that Japan is really powerful, and these girls dare to use anything for the sake of beauty.

When I think about this, my belly button starts to ache.

Bai Xiaoxue was also shocked by this psychiatrist, she covered her head and said speechlessly: "Are there any normal people here?" ”

I hurriedly said: the umbilical cord, the way for the mother to provide nutrition.

Bai Xiaoxue relieved her embarrassment, then she breathed a sigh of relief, took a breath and said: "Actually, this technique was invented by a perverted emperor in ancient times, and it was used for ornamentation, do you know what era the most promiscuous era was in history." ”

I said I don't know.

Bai Xiaoxue said: It's the Northern and Southern Dynasties.

In ancient times, the emperor had what he wanted, there was no entertainment measure, life was monotonous, he tried to find a way to find excitement, the absurd emperors are too numerous to mention, what a leopard room, a wine pond meat forest, fancy play with women, but why say the Northern and Southern Dynasties, because people are the best at playing.

Liu Ziye, the emperor of the Southern Dynasty, was absurd and cruel.

His own sisters and sisters, aunts and daughters, were forcibly included in the harem, forced his uncle to eat pig food, and forced a large number of palace maids to have fun with pigs, sheep, monkeys and dogs.

Bai Xiaoxue said: "How did you get this technique?" Very ingenious. ”

"In ancient times, after the baby was born, the midwife used hot scissors to cut the umbilical cord and tie a knot, but unlike him, he did not cut it, but protected the umbilical cord...... Use the Chinese medicine in front of you and apply it to the umbilical cord to maintain the umbilical cord so that the umbilical cord remains active and does not wither. ”

I reacted.

It turns out that the Chinese medicine formula in front of me is not for drinking, but for coating, and is applied to the umbilical cord of people? Used to protect the umbilical cord?

Bai Xiaoxue continued: "The umbilical cord does not wither or cut, it has been stretched out from the mother's lower body, and is connected to the navel of the next generation.....

I nodded, and if I didn't cut the umbilical cord, the two of us would be together.

Bai Xiaoxue said: "Then the mother raised the daughter who did not cut the umbilical cord and gave birth to a granddaughter, and the granddaughter, the umbilical cord was connected to the daughter, that is, the three generations of grandchildren, three people, all of whom were connected together by the umbilical cord." ”

I was confused, I didn't cut it, the umbilical cord was one generation after another, three generations of grandparents..... Theoretically, it can be connected forever.

My head buzzed and I said, "What if the next generation is a man?" ”

Bai Xiaoxue said: Kill it, have another daughter, if you don't give birth to the right one, you will kill it again.

My heart was shaken.

This is really too perverted, I even thought of using this kind of umbilical cord to make such a three-generation family, all connected by the umbilical cord..... It's similar to that human centipede, it's also connected.

But our ancestors, when it comes to perverted art, it is not beyond the reach of those gringos.

Bai Xiaoxue continued: In fact, although theoretically it can be continued, generation after generation, generation after generation, generation after generation, but at that time, the highest was only three generations.

I said why?

"Because he killed his courtiers indiscriminately, he was perverted and brutal, and he often took his courtiers to visit the palace maid bestiality, and he also watched the results of showing off his achievements, more than a dozen pairs of naked women were connected by the navel, the mother was even the daughter, the daughter was the granddaughter, like wearing a row of shackles of the umbilical cord, lined up to advance, and the whole people were panicked, so a group of courtiers conspired to depose the faint king, and at that time there was a group of yin people, there was a master named Wu Qi, a group of people entered the palace, and in the name of Hualinyuan bow and arrow to kill ghosts, killed that Liu Ziye."

When I heard this, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: There is no one else who is this kind of shameless and unethical promiscuous emperor.

I sorted out my thoughts and said, "This potion is applied to the umbilical cord to keep it from wilting, and then pulling and pulling, and it stretches?" Is this called umbilical extension? ”

"Yes." Bai Xiaoxue nodded.

I buttoned my belly button and felt very disgusting, generation after generation.

Bai Xiaoxue continued: "The secret recipe of this potion has long been lost, after all, no one plays like that, it is very perverted, the emperors of the past dynasties have learned from the past, they were rebelled, and there is no such trouble, even a group of naked women, contrary to human ethics, it is gradually lost, and the ...... in front of me This little girl, Song Jiawei, how did she get this yin technique, it is very strange. ”

I can't help but sigh, Bai Xiaoxue is really a cow!

She has changed from a clue to a meter long with an umbilical cord, and she can tell us so many doorways, and the signboard she invited for 200,000 yuan is really real.

So I asked, "What then?"

Bai Xiaoxue said: "That baby, I don't know what the hell it is, Song Jiawei will get that potion herself, it should be taught by the baby in her belly." ”

Mo Xiaoxi's whole body was shocked, and he whispered: "This is fake!" Is the baby really an alien? It's only been four months, not only will he be afraid of death, but he will also find a way to avoid the miscarriage, and he will run out to drink milk by himself, supplement his nutrition, teach his biological mother to seduce men to supplement his food, and now, can he still teach his biological mother this kind of yin technique? Let her make this potion and keep her umbilical cord open? And then smoothly continue to conceive in October? Want to give birth to yourself successfully? ”

I thought to myself: this is too fake.

Than the legendary Sakyamuni is not much to give into, the Buddhist scriptures record that as soon as he was born, he walked seven steps to the south, south, south, north, and west, step by step lotus, one finger to the sky, one finger to the ground, and the mouth said: Heaven and the world, only I am the only one.

Bai Xiaoxue looked at me calmly and said, "This baby is so smart, there is only one possibility, it is reincarnation, don't you understand what it means?" ”

I was shaken.

Xie Bi'an?

It can't be so coincidental, this is Xie Bi'an's reincarnation business, and I bumped into it?

I suddenly remembered a certain sentence before, there was a Taoist priest who came to Song Jiawei when she was pregnant, saying that the fetus in her womb was Wuqu Xing's descending mortal......

Bai Xiaoxue said: Xie Bi'an, there is an old saying in our yin circle: It is rare to meet Xie Bi'an in life, I didn't expect this person to really exist, and I met a business with him in front of me.

I nodded.

Everyone wants to see Xie Bi'an and let him take over his business, but is it so easy to see?

It's not good to see.

It should be the most mysterious person in the yin circle, every generation of people can only do one business in their lifetime, and after doing that business, that metabolism will die, a single business at the cost of life, everyone wants his only chance.

I said: Then I understand, the person in front of him may be Xie Bi'an of a certain dynasty before he died, engraved his memory, in front of him, there happened to be Xie Bi'an of this generation to help this person reincarnate, he is now rare life can come, the biggest opportunity of his life, but before he was born, he was going to be forcibly aborted, and it was strange if he didn't resist desperately!

No wonder this baby is so clever, makes such a perverted series of actions, protects his birth, does not be miscarried, and strives to survive until October to conceive and be born successfully.

This thing is bizarre, someone is really reincarnated, and this kind of absurd thing is made.

Bai Xiaoxue nodded and said, "This person doesn't know if it's good or bad, in short, judging from the current calculations, step by step, we have to be careful." ”

I said that Xie Bi'an also takes the business of bad people, and that heinous pervert also takes it?

"Only those who are destined to cross."

She said and pointed to the door, "Let's go in and see this mysterious fetus, there is this lost yin art, where did he come from.... Who the hell is he sacred? ”