The next day, I woke up from my dream and found myself lying in my big bed, and the clock on the wall showed that it was past two o'clock in the afternoon.

Oops, I'm going back to my hometown today!

I scrambled to my feet, as if there was something under the soft quilt. Lift it up, oh my god!! The little vixen actually slept in my bed.

I seemed to see Yang Xiaoliu's angry appearance in the photo on the wall.

Quickly pulling the little fox spirit up, she opened her eyes in a daze, and said softly: "Little Taoist, what are you doing here?" I want to sleep a little longer! ”

"Hurry up for me and tell me why you're in my bed, what did you do to me last night after you stunned me?"

Li Die'er is a ghost, and it doesn't matter if I got married to her and slept with her. If I don't even let go of a little fox, what face do I have to see Yang Xiaoliu?

Hu Shushu stretched out extremely reluctantly and knelt on the bed, "It's not because you screamed last night that I made you stunned and went back to the room, when I carried you back to the room, I found that the bed was big and soft, it was a waste to sleep alone, of course, two people squeezed together to sleep together!" The so-called best use of things. ”

Look at her talking without moving her eyes, she should only be a fox who doesn't understand the difference between men and women.

But I was still not at ease and asked, "Did you know that men and women can't sleep together?" ”

Hu Shushu pouted, and suddenly leaned over, "Since they are all beds, why can't they sleep together?" It's strange that you humans live in a house that is so big, but there is only one person, unlike us foxes, who all live in the same cave! ”

God forbid, Amen! I didn't have anything to do with her, she was just a stupid fox who didn't understand the affairs of men and women.

I breathed a sigh of relief and asked her suspiciously, "Why don't you leave yet?" ”

Hu Shushu said: "I decided in the last second, I will be where you are!" Your body will automatically absorb the nearby yin qi, and it is the best for me to cultivate, so little Taoist, don't try to escape from my palm! ”

Is this a porcelain series? Say it's on it, it's on it?

"No way!" Of course, I righteously refused, "Where did you come from, where are you going, haven't you heard of the shemale sparse road?" ”

But I forgot that Hu Shushu was a grumpy girl, she put her arms around my neck without saying a word, pulled me back to control me on the bed, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, just do what I say!" If you don't want me, I'll eat you! ”

I haven't experienced whether the vixen can eat people, but after her fall, the ribs I managed to raise looked like they were about to break again.

When embarrassed, Pipa pushed open the door and walked in. He looked at this scene and was so surprised that he could put a light bulb down in his mouth, "Big nephew, why don't you call me for such a thing?" Where did you call the girl, it's on time! ”

I squeezed my eyes at him and motioned for him to get on!

I don't know why, Pi Pixia was as excited as a spinning top, running in drooling, and said as he ran: "It's really interesting, I know that your waist is not good, and my cousin will reluctantly help you share more!" ”

Wait a minute...... Did he misunderstand something?

Before I could react, I heard Pipa Man scream, and the standard parabola flew to the door.

After Hu Shushu let go of me, she flashed to the door and raised Pi Pi Man, slapped dozens of times faster than an electric fan, stared at Pi Pi Man's willow eyebrows, that little look, I can't wait to eat him, "Hmph, you still want to catch me for this little ability!" ”

Are vixens so violent? I was stunned and didn't dare to move.

Pi Pixia stood up with a swollen face and a nosebleed, and looked at me with super innocent and puzzled eyes, "Where did you find the chick, too...... It's too barbaric! ”

I rubbed my waist and said, "What a chick, she's a vixen!" The goblin that the fox became! ”

Pi Pixia looked at Hu Shushu again in disbelief, if it weren't for the swollen eyes, tears would probably be shed, and he said tremblingly: "Then you still let me go!" ”

"That's right, yes!" I don't think there's anything wrong with my hints.

Pipa said without tears: "Yes, yes! ”

"What the hell are you two talking about?" Hu Shushu asked without a trace of emotion.

Such a violent vixen, where do I dare to offend her, I can only say: "We are discussing the matter of returning to our hometown for a while!" ”

"Back home? Where is your hometown? I'm going too! Hu Shushu turned from cloudy to sunny, and happily jumped onto the bed, as if Pi Pixia was beaten and her nose was blue and her face was swollen at all.

"It's far, far away, why don't you wait here for me to come back!" I feel like I've dug a hole for myself, why did I just say I want to go back? If I bring her back, how will I explain it to my parents? How do you explain it to the people in the village? Everyone knows that my daughter-in-law has just passed away and that I have inherited a large inheritance from her.

"I don't! I said I would be where you are, not to mention that you would die without me inhaling yin qi for you! Hu Shushu pouted dissatisfiedly.

"But ......"

"If you don't agree, I'll beat him!" Hu Shushu pointed to Pi Pixia, who had finally wiped off his nosebleed.

Pi Pixia trembled, and shrank into the corner helplessly, "Big nephew, if you don't agree to her, I'll call my cousin and tell me about your hospitalization!" ”

Total, both of these people are threatening me? It seems that I can only think about how to explain to the people in the village when I go back, so as not to drown in the spittle.

"Go, go, put away your things and go together!" I said.

When Hu Shushu heard that I agreed, she suddenly laughed, and a spring breeze emanated from her lips, face, and body, making people's hearts ripple.

Even the Pipa man in the corner looked straight in the eyes.

In this way, I, Pi Pixia and Hu Shushu drove back to the village together in a Land Rover.

Along the way, Pi Pixia greeted Hu Shushu with warmth, giving food to eat and drink, just like the little eunuch in the palace, he didn't remember being beaten at all.

A woman, if she is good-looking, she is invincible, and no one will treat her as an enemy.

When I returned to the village, I happened to meet an old man who had passed away, and my parents went to help, so I had to go to them. The family name of the funeral is Wang, and the old man who passed away is 98 years old, and as long as he dies peacefully at the age of 90 in our place, it is called a happy funeral.

As soon as I parked the car in front of Wang's house, a large number of people came over to hush me and ask for warmth, and naturally there were young talents who came to see Hu Shushu. I told everyone that Hu Shushu was Yang Xiaoliu's cousin, and this time I came back to worship Yang Xiaoliu.

My mother asked Pi Pi Xia if Pi Pi Xia's face was swollen and he went to fight with others, Pi Pi Xia talked a few nonsense to hide the truth of the matter, he must be embarrassed to say that Hu Shushu beat him, after all, Hu Shushu looks like a soft and weak girl who does not understand the world.

Look at Pipa Man like that, my mother was distressed and took him home to roll eggs to reduce swelling; I can't control Hu Shushu on the other side, she is the first time to see a funeral, and she is curious about everything.

My father, seeing that I was surrounded by people and couldn't go back or out, came over and handed each of them a cigarette, and took the opportunity to take me to a less crowded place.

"Xiaoyanagi's grave has been filled, and I often watch it, don't waste time running home!" My dad said earnestly.

I was just about to light a lighter and smoke when my dad snatched it, "Don't smoke yet, this is about to pass the hall, there are not enough people, you drive to the street and bring back two cigarettes!" ”

I forgot to mention earlier, although my dad doesn't talk much in the village, he has a bit of prestige. Basically, no matter which family holds a red and white wedding, he is invited to be the steward, which is equivalent to the foreman in the hotel.

Since my dad has spoken, no matter how reluctant I am to go to this face, I will give it to him!

I took the money and drove the Land Rover out alone.

Bad luck, when I bought cigarettes from the town and drove back, there was a coal truck rollover incident at the fork in front, although there were no casualties, but it was nearly three hours wasted waiting for the trailer and cleaning up the coal, and it was dark when the traffic was opened!

During this period, my dad called a few times to urge, and after taking a small video for him to see, he said lightly, "I'll leave you something to eat!" ”

It is thirteen kilometers from the town to the village, and most of the road is full of mountains on both sides, and it is deserted.

As soon as I entered this stretch of road, I stared down and saw in the distance a very slow old man in front of me, about seventy years old, with a rickety figure and a burden on his shoulders, walking three steps and taking a step at a time.

I believe that people who come out of the countryside will have a deep understanding of this scene, those rural elderly people can walk, and they will never spend money to take a car, no matter how far it is, no matter how heavy it is.

"Old man, where are you going?" Seeing that the old man was out of breath, I stopped the car and asked, "I'll take you for a ride!" ”

The old man looked up, wiped his sweat, and looked at me with a pair of deep-set eyes.

Maybe it's because I'm old and my ears are not good, so I continued: "Get in the car, I'll take you for a while!" ”

The old man had a kind smile on his face, "No need, I'm dirty!" ”

"It's okay, you just put the contents of the burden in my trunk!" I said.

The old man looked up at the front, and saw that the darkness was no longer postponed, and went around to the trunk to put down the burden, and stood by the door of the car for a long time before sitting in the back seat, and then thanked me again and again.

I saw that the old man had already sat down, and started the car, "Old man, if you have anything in the future, you will ask young people for help, they are all so old, and they should be less wasteful." ”

The old man sighed, "The world is hot and cold, not everyone is as kind as you, I am the only one left in my family, no matter how old I am, I can only take care of myself." ”

"I'm not a good heart, I just want to accumulate some virtue for myself!"

……

I chatted with the old man all the way, and when we got to the village, he said he had arrived.

I helped him take out the burden of the trunk and was about to leave, when the old man suddenly stopped me and said, "Young man, you have to accept your fate when it's time to accept it!" ”

It was a bit inexplicable, but my stomach was growling with hunger, and I didn't have time to think deeply and got in the car and left.