In the office, several teachers from the National Academy were chatting.

"In my class, you were three seconds late, and the consequences were serious." Wu Wei said.

Lin Zhi smiled: "Teacher, if you have something to say, just say it." ”

"Young man, be patient, look at your frustrated expressions, and smile at me." Wu Wei poured a glass of water as he spoke, and muttered while drinking the water, "This ...... One thing, it's very simple, a few of you tonight, come with me to Dongcheng at night to investigate the red monster, do you know? ”

The news of the red monster has spread in the past two days.

The big head was so frightened that his head turned big three times: "Teacher, make no mistake, that's a monster." ”

Crooked mouth grinned and objected: "Red monster, that's a very terrifying existence, who knows who bites, if you don't change the monster, count me as losing." ”

The white eyes rolled his eyes: "Teacher, I refuse." ”

Whistle: "I second." ”

Lao Xi: "Wall crack support!" ”

Wu Wei snorted: "Do you still want credits?" He intends to move it with emotion and reason: "You are the future of the National Academy, the pride of the Department of Taoism, as the teacher of your "Classic of Mountains and Seas", I want to cultivate your practical ability." Only by having the courage to practice and bravely participate in society can we carry forward the Chinese culture, so as to sweep the whole country, go to the world, and conquer the universe ......"

"We can go, but we have to add 1 credit per person, after all, this is an 'anomalous' practical class." Lin Zhi said.

"Accurate!" Wu Wei coughed a few times and looked at the big heads: "Do you have any opinions?" ”

When the big head heard it, no credits would be deducted, and 1 credit would be added, and he immediately went Top Gun: "Isn't it a red monster, it can't scare me." ”

White-eyed, old-looking, crooked-mouthed, and whistle-toothed people said in unison: "That's right, as a responsible social youth, since there are monsters in troubled times, then we must do the right thing for heaven, cultivate ourselves, work together, govern the country, and level the world!" "This has good acting skills, and there is no need for rehearsal training at all, it's like a compatriot with the same heart.

The water in Wu Fear's mouth is so suspended that it squirts out, these people are really living treasures.

At night, Dongcheng District is very depressed.

Under the neon lights, vehicles sped past from time to time, and a white plastic bag was rolled up and down.

On a tall French plane tree on the side of the road, there was a sound of night birds, and the cold wind was chilling.

At this moment, Dongcheng is much quieter than usual, especially at night when the moon is dark and windy, few people dare to go out.

After all, the red monster is not a vegetarian, and three citizens have already been bitten, and after being hit, they have become bloodthirsty aliens full of beasts.

This terrifying rumor is more terrifying than monsters, like a plague hanging over everyone's heads, and it also penetrates deep into their hearts. The silence of life was completely broken.

Even, parents are scared of their children now, and they don't need to catch people, just say: "Cry again, let the red monster catch you and eat it." ”

It can be seen how scary the red monster is, it is simply more intimidating than the hungry ghost.

Now, those who dare to haunt at night are heroes who are not afraid of death, such as the seven people who are walking under the dim street lamp......

"Teacher Wu Wei, where did you get the spirit talisman, is it useful?" Big Head asked.

Wu Wei's big black cloak fluttered in the wind, very imposing as a night walker, and he said solemnly: "You don't believe in my ability to do things, let's put it this way, I asked the president of the Taoist Association to draw it himself." I have an unusual relationship with President Zhou Yuandao, and ordinary people may not be able to get one even if they kneel and kowtow. I can get seven, what a chance, you know? ”

Crooked his mouth and said, "How can you use such a cowhide?" ”

Wu Wei said: "These spirit runes are all defensive talismans, if you encounter that red monster, bite your fingertips and smear the blood on it, and then dip it with spit and stick it on your chest." ”

"I see, do you put a talisman and run for your life?" White-eyed said.

Wu Wei glanced at him with contempt: "Why are you so cowardly? Since sneaking in the night, of course, it is necessary to subdue the monster, and then tie it up and bring it back to school, or open an exhibition, or sell it to the zoo...... Do you understand? This rare monster is worth a lot of money! He had a greedy look on his face, as if he had already caught the monster and sold it for 300 million.

Lao Xi said: "That monster is definitely invulnerable, how can we subdue it?" ”

Wu Wei smiled: "You can think of it in your brain, I can't think of it?" He took out a black leather bag from his cloak, unzipped it and said, "How dare I let you go out and risk so easily without weapons?" ”

Whistle said, "Isn't this a flashlight?" ”

Wu Wei showed a really ignorant expression: "This is called an electric baton." ”

"I know, the electric baton is a dialect of a flashlight." Whistle said.

Wu Weiyi gritted his teeth: "This is an electric baton!" Got it! He hated that iron could not become steel: "This thing, each one can release a current of 5 million volts, you know." Seven of them add up to 35 million volts, and you can't electrocute that monster? ”

"No, according to the knowledge of physics, it seems to add up to 5 million volts." ”

"Don't interrupt, you know a lot? If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person! Wu Wei felt as if his dignity had suffered a 10 million critical blow, he knew very little about physics, and he didn't even dare to refute Bai Yan, and he didn't know what was right or wrong. At this time, of course, it is to overwhelm people.

His voice was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.

Wu Wei saw that the effect was very good, so he slowly explained: "If you meet a red-haired monster for a while, stick the spirit talisman on your chest, and then use an electric baton to power that grandson with all your might, understand?" He thought that if he caught the red-haired monster, it was still possible to sell it for a few million, and then he could lie down and eat, and be a chicken feather teacher?

Lao Xi said: "What if the monster is insulated?" ”

"Insulation? No, since it can bite, it must have a mouth, and its mouth has soft flesh exposed, and it will never be insulated, so put your heart in your stomach! I've been teaching the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" for decades, and I don't know what monsters, this red-haired monster may be a red-haired zombie. Wu Wei said.

Lin Zhi said: "Teacher, zombies don't seem to be afraid of electricity." ”

Wu Wei smiled and took out a black hoof from the black leather bag: "This thing is called a black donkey's hoof." I think that back then, when my grandfather was the captain of the Touching Jin, he was mixed in the two lakes, and the status of our Wu family in the old nine gates was well-known. can sweep the sand for thousands of miles, go and return, all thanks to this ancestral black donkey hooves. If the red-haired monster is really a zombie, just shove the black donkey's hooves into its mouth, and even if it is invulnerable, it will have to lie down immediately. ”

The big head said excitedly: "I heard that zombies are very valuable, foreigners like them, and they can only sell for millions of dollars." ”

At this time, Lin Zhi's ear corridor moved, and he made a silence: "Shhh ”

His actions startled everyone.

Wu Wei asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Lin Zhi said: "There are dense footsteps, which are approaching this side. ”

Suddenly, in the alley to the right of Parkway Supermarket, a woman's piercing scream was heard......