Extremely obscene.

Friends who have played League of Legends should know that the source of the plague (commonly known as rats) usually says a line when it is invisible:

"Be obscene, be obscene!"

By this time, the scheming teacher had already driven into the edge of the "danger circle", which was the road outside the school's staff dormitory, and to the south was a large wooded wilderness.

Vehicles are occasionally refreshed here.

It can be seen that the judgment of the scheming teacher is very accurate.

People coming from the south and southeast have to pass through the school area, and most people don't dare to cross the house directly, because you don't know from which house a person will suddenly jump out and kill you.

Especially foggy weather.

When the "blood replenishment" poison circle is refreshed, most people are tired, when he needs a car, he happens to see another car, of course he will be excited, rush over to get in the car, and then walk away.

The scheming teacher can be described as a scheming dial test!

The moment the enemy gets into the car, he will enter position No. 2 and shoot the enemy to death with a frying pan!

I saw him park the car on the side of the road that leaned on the wilderness, and the distance was so good that it looked no different from the usual refreshed vehicle, and then got out of the car.

The scheming teacher tiptoed to the ground.

(Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room can't see the effect of tiptoeing, because everyone doesn't know that the scheming teacher is in the game at this time.) ）

In order to prevent the nearest enemy from discovering him, the scheming teacher tried to keep his body as close as possible to the muddy bouncing, lying quietly between its front and rear wheels.

The feeling of kissing the earth is not very natural, but it is a pleasure.

"Patience~" The scheming teacher used a mellow broadcast tone to interact with the audience and friends in the live broadcast room.

The dog's tail grass fluttering in the wind almost obscured all the colors that might be exposed on the scheming teacher's body, and the breeze blew, and the pollen turned into elven elements and drifted into the scheming teacher's nose.

It's itchy.

But don't sneeze!

Otherwise, the audience in the live broadcast room will have to fry the pot!

The foot board was also itchy, and the scheming teacher bent his knee slightly and scratched it.

This action is allowed!

"PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Good Guys" is a game with very rich details, and friends who often play "Voldemort" should have observed that when you lie on the ground for a long time without moving, your character will occasionally bend his feet and turn over slightly.

Even if he was a warrior - he was still a man, not a machine.

"At this time, it smells of gambling." The scheming teacher had nothing to do, and chatted with the sailors, "This is Jiang Taigong fishing, willing to take the bait~"

And again:

"I wish there were fewer cars in front of me, preferably none, so what a surprise they would be to see this car when they pass by here!"

However still boring, said:

"Everyone, let's enter the life lecture hall, if you have any questions, just ask, I will answer them one by one."

The scheming teacher has forgotten that he is already in the game world.

Apparently there is no way to answer the questions of the sailors.

……

10,000 years later.

A talker in the broadcasting department, after talking to himself for 10,000 years, finally couldn't stay.

……

"At this time, there are only 29 people left!" The scheming teacher was shocked to find that only 29 people were left alive, "Do you know what 29 people mean? ”

The audience and friends in the live broadcast room almost fell asleep, and when they heard the scheming teacher's question, they brushed up the barrage one after another:

[29 people, not enough for my reed god of war to kill in one game! ] 】

[Invisible irony, the most deadly]

[29 people surviving, means there are 28 enemies left, right?] 】

[I'll sleep for a while, and wake me up when someone comes down]

[Just came up, ah, why did the teacher take the blame? ] 】

[What about guns? I just came up, where did the gun go? Is this the new model? 】

[Yes, this is the latest pan battle mode]

The scheming teacher knew that no one would pass through here.

Jiang Taigong's fishing plan, the first time, failed!

Get in the car and go.

The new security zone has been refreshed.

Entering the vicinity of P City, there is a whole golden rice field outside P City, and just in time, the bombing area is also refreshed here.

The scheming teacher didn't feel the slightest fear.

"I have been in the flowers, and the leaves are not touched!" The scheming teacher said with a smile: "I never believed that the bombing zone would bomb me, and such a thing as justice from heaven would not happen to a person with faith like me." ”

As soon as the words fell, two shells landed on both sides of the bouncing car.

The scheming teacher is dazzling!

War!

Relentless war!

If it weren't for the game, the scheming teacher might never have felt how cruel the real war is.

The roar of the cannonballs was not fireworks, the sound of huge tears tearing through the air was deafening, and a heat wave hit the face, body, and arms.

Hurt!

The fragments from the fiery grenade exploded, grazing his ears, it was like being in the Hell Shura Palace!

The scheming teacher was not hit, and the judgment of this game is that only players who are directly hit by the cannonball will be eliminated from the game.

In fact, on the real battlefield, most of the people who lost their lives by bombing were killed by stray bullets.

The scheming teacher took a deep breath, stabilized his spirits, and continued to drive.

This wheat field has been blown into a scorched earth, and the scheming teacher can even smell the unique fragrance of grain.

Out of the wheat field, we arrived near the water city.

The scheming teacher was not careful, flew up a small slope, and then ......

Overturned.

This overturned car turned just right.

I saw that the scheming teacher really turned under another lower slope, and it was really good to be next to a big tree.

Wonderful!

The scheming teacher did not leave the cab, but stayed in the bouncing inside.

"Even if the fog turns the whole city upside down, I won't come out~~" The scheming teacher sang proudly.

This is simply the ideal location for the "Voldemort" faction, under the slope - hidden enough, not passing by, not to be discovered at all; Overturned - who would think that there was someone in the overturned car; By the big tree—uh, it's cool!

At this time, the friends in the live broadcast room who did not know the truth happily brushed up the barrage:

[Number four position, fast, first-person benefits! ] 】

[During welfare time, the teacher quickly switched perspectives]

[A large wave of fools who are jumping around and deliberately overturning the car are coming! ] 】

【Open up a new world!】 】

The scheming teacher was bored, so he switched his position to play.

When I switched to the fourth position, I felt like I had discovered a new world, wow!

Shikoku class pinch!

You can see the center of the earth!

The entire map is in perspective, which is a bug in this map.

The scheming teacher slowly adjusted his gaze and discovered a newer world-

He saw "her" herself.

"Oh oh~" The scheming teacher almost had a nosebleed, "Is it so lewd?" ”

was able to see the body of the character he was in without clothes, and, at the same time, all the people in the live broadcast room could see it.

That's excessive!

[anchor! 】

[I watched a live broadcast of the game, why can't I control it, I sent a few! ] 】

[Ah, the body is not as good as day by day! 】

[Mom, what kind of game is this, I want to play it too!] 】

It was at this time that a new bombing zone was refreshed.

Brushed up on the area where the scheming teacher is again!