"Do you know why Quality Square only appears in the Asian server?"

It's a new day, the scheming teacher boarded the game, opened the live broadcast room, and came up with this direct heart-to-heart question.

The game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Good Guys" is so hot at the moment that the quality square has obviously become a catharsis that players like to see.

Let's talk about the source of the quality square, at the beginning, it was some Bay Island players in the Asian server who envied me too many "good people" in Huaxia, and they always couldn't eat chicken, so for the sake of peace and fairness, they shouted the slogan of "Bay Island" NO.1, and frantically targeted my Huaxia players.

But "learn from Lei Feng, do good deeds, and leave no name" is my Chinese tradition for thousands of years, which has been inherited from the Taoist sage Li Er at that time, how can my Chinese children fall behind in a game, of course they are not convinced, so my Chinese children also shouted:

"Li Er is NO.1!"

"Li Er is NO.1!"

"Li Er is NO.1!"

And because my Chinese sons and daughters talk about civilization, respect the teacher, and respectfully call Li Er as Lao Tzu.

Therefore, some Chinese sons and daughters will also chant:

"Lao Tzu is NO.1!"

After the scheming teacher asked this question, he did not answer, but read out his speech again in the quality square:

"Ladies and gentlemen, everything in the world is fate, we can meet in the game, it is a great fate, we want to leave a good impression on each other.

A hundred years of cultivation to cross the same boat, a thousand years of cultivation to sleep together, the ancient saying of China is not wrong at all, the ancients of China believe that the highest state of eternal love, first of all, is morality, that is, to learn to be a man, to become a perfect person morally;

The second is to do things and make contributions; The second is to do learning.

The ancients also returned to the clouds: the youth will be the country, the youth will be strong, and the youth will be progressive. ”

These words obviously aroused the strong national righteousness of the majority of Chinese sons and daughters, so many national server players echoed their feelings:

"Lao Tzu is the best in the world!"

Filial piety comes first, and some players have expressed their filial piety and respect for each other's mothers:

"You're a fucking ?!!"

Here "bi" is used as an adjective, which means that jasper is flawless, and the whole sentence uses the technique of an inverted sentence, which means:

Your mom is as flawless as jasper!

Finally, the scheming teacher emphasized:

"I hope you don't use cheats and abuse others at will in the game, and I hope everyone has a wonderful gaming experience!"

This was followed by a wave of heartfelt approval and support from the players!

Parachuting.

The route is just right to go home.

Some players may not understand why the scheming teacher can always go home, but there are actually two tips here.

First, the fixed parachute landing point you choose should be in a non-marginal area of the map, preferably near popular places, such as airports, P-Cheng, bomb shelters, etc.

The second is that you have to pray a lot and build trust with each other through the game, so that many times, you can go home normally.

There was only one person who jumped in the same place as the scheming teacher, and the interesting thing is that this person actually wore the same clothes as the scheming teacher: both were in a yellow leather coat and black pants. (Note: not the same paragraph of Wang half of the country)

"It feels like I'm a bit of a couple." Scheming landed at the same time as the man, the two glared at each other, Scheming entered the house on the left, and the man entered the house on the right.

For the sake of distinction and easy identification, we have given this false Wukong a name: the six-eared macaque.

The six-eared macaque apparently also saw the scheming teacher.

This is a master.

"The person who wears a couple outfit with me, it is estimated that the strength will not be low!"

When you enter the house, the first thing you have to do is find a gun.

The scheming teacher got a UMP9, and when he got the gun, through the window, he found that the six-eared macaque had rushed over.

A six-eared macaque holds a handful of UZI.

The scheming teacher hid behind the door.

Here it comes!

It's close!

The scheming teacher planned to preemptively strike at the six-eared macaque outside the window, which was a wild sweep.

It was the sound of glass breaking and flying, like the sound of a deer drinking water in the woods, like the sound of a light rain after a spring thunder!

The six-eared macaque dodged and rushed into the house, wanting to have a "leave tonight, the fish will die and the net will be broken" with the scheming teacher!

But the scheming teacher didn't give him a chance, and directly used the bullet fire like the sky shattered to knock the six-eared macaque to the ground.

A fake is always a fake, and if you wear camouflage clothes, you can't become a real Monkey King, hum!

"How dare you!" The scheming teacher turned on the voice, "How to say, I am also the top 2 players in the Asian server - 100,000!" ”

"Humph!"

Not much to say, today's main task is to defend the bridge.

Defending the bridge requires a certain equipment base.

The first step is to conduct a house search.

I had already observed when I was parachuting just now, and only one six-eared macaque had followed this place, so now I could search this area of negative pole with impunity.

When I went upstairs, I found a third-level bag in the toilet.

The scheming teacher immediately lay down reverently and prayed:

"Thank you very much for coming to me, the space here is a little cramped, I can't go in and salute you in a circle, I'll salute at the door, I hope you can load me with more bullets, more medicines, when I need it, I don't mind if you change some for me, like Doraemon's pocket!"

Some people don't believe it and think it's a waste of precious time.

But in fact, it turned out to be really useful.

After searching this house, the scheming teacher jumped to another house to continue the search, and immediately found an eight-fold mirror.

It is only through this wonderful fate that you will continue your prayers and rituals with devotion and maintain this delicate relationship with the game system.

"Thank you very much for coming to my side, it is my fate to meet you, I hope you can help me see farther, see the scenery in the distance, and find more enemies, I trust you very much, and you also trust me very much!"

The eightfold mirror is indispensable for players who guard the bridge.

Readers, you should also pay attention, if you are also going to play the bridge when you enter this game, you must remember to find an eight-fold mirror, and at worst a quadruple mirror.

In this way, you can see farther and go farther than others.

Of course, this is also a truth of life, only by looking farther, you can go further.

I searched a few more houses around, and the equipment was quite good, but there were no bullets.

I saw a pot before going out.

The scheming teacher hesitated.

This is a question that every player who has played the game of chicken will ponder.

Do you have to carry the blame?