Lin Zhi couldn't help but take a step back.

I heard a faint voice say, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Lin Zhi adapted to the dim light, and only then did he see clearly that it was a big-headed boy, and his hair was messy and he didn't know how many years he hadn't taken care of, as if he had a magpie's nest on his head. This guy's head is also big, maybe he can win the Guinness Book of Records and select the world's largest head. I believe that as long as he lives, this record can be maintained, and no one can break it. Of course, if he passed it on to his son or daughter, it would have been possible to go further. Even so, it is the world's largest hereditary head.

"I'm a freshman in this dorm." Lin Zhi said and walked in.

The big-headed boy opened the curtains, and when he saw Lin Zhi dressed strangely, he looked puzzled, "Why are you dressed like this?" ”

Lin Zhi smiled: "I have cultivated since I was a child, and I smiled." ”

The big-headed boy grinned, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, "I'll be a roommate in the future, my name is Lu Xiao." ”

Lin Zhixin said it's a pity, if you are called 'skull', you are really a person as your name suggests.

"Lin Zhi, please take care of me." Lin Zhi threw the bedding bag onto Lu Xiao's upper bunk.

At this moment, a boy ran in, his hair was thin, almost Mediterranean, his beard was unkempt, and his mouth shouted: "Big head, big head, have you heard?" After a while, a beautiful senior sister will come to register. ”

The big head snuffed out the cigarette butt and said, "What are you doing, don't you see the new roommate?" ”

The boy with sparse hair smiled at Lin Zhi: "I'm Liu Mi, and everyone will be roommates in the future." ”

Lin Zhi almost laughed out loud, looking at your hairstyle, it should be called Liu Xi, it's really not worthy of the name. He stifled a smile and introduced himself.

The big head said, "Old Xi, what about the white eyes and crooked mouth?" ”

Lao Xi twisted an extra-long beard and said, "I heard that there are beautiful women in the grove in the back mountain, so I went to see the beautiful women." ”

The big head snorted: "Just the two of them, if they let the beauty see it, I'm afraid they will be scared and lose their souls." He took out a box of two-dollar cigars and asked Lin Zhi, "Do you smoke?" Lin Zhi waved his hand: "Thank you, I won't smoke." ”

"May I ask if the purple is 504?" A boy at the door had his eyes dripping and straight, and his two buck teeth were particularly prominent, although he couldn't speak clearly, he was full of cleverness.

Lin Zhi stepped forward and said, "Yes, come in." ”

The bucktooth boy smiled, the two mouse eyes narrowed together, walked in with the suitcase, sorted out the two tiles that were combed extremely smooth, reached out and shook hands with the three people in the room one by one, and introduced himself: "A few friendly people, my name is Bao Ping, there is a nickname called Whistle Tooth, I am a newcomer, everyone takes care of me." ”

Several people said, "No need to be polite." ”

Don't look at this whistle tooth, the words are not clear, but it is very transparent, and it is a delicate human spirit on all sides.

"Brother Mu, I brought a souvenir, come, this is a hairy crab in Qiandao Lake......" He took out a bag of sealed hairy crabs from his backpack, and his enthusiasm was a little excessive! The big head and Lao Xi looked prevaricated, but the bag that had been torn open by their hands, grabbed out the hairy crab and pulled off the legs, broke the crab shell, and picked the crab roe with their hands and ate a mouth full of oil.

There was a sound of footsteps at the door, and the first one sniffed his nose with a crooked mouth: "What smell, it seems to be ...... Hairy crabs! When he saw the hairy crab on the table, he was overjoyed and shouted, "White eyes, hurry up, there are hairy crabs to eat." There was a rush of footsteps, and a boy who rolled his eyes rushed in: "Crooked mouth, where is the hairy crab?" ”

The big head snorted: "You two grandsons, are you a little in shape, okay?" Let's introduce it yourself. Don't you want to eat hairy crabs if you don't sign up, do you know whose it is? His hand didn't stop at all, and broke the third hairy crab. These words are naturally a delaying tactic, and it is one to eat more.

Crooked grinning: "I'm Zhang Zheng." ”

Bai Yan hurriedly said, "I, Gao Ming! ”

Whistle Tooth smiled and said, "Oh, this hairy crab is a local product I brought, try it." He introduced himself.

Lin Zhi understood.

In this dormitory, except for his upright facial features and clear eyebrows, he is all some 'strange people' with strange bones.

Moreover, the biggest feature is that the 'name' is not true!

The crooked mouth is called Zhang Zheng, the white eyes are called Gao Ming, the whistle teeth are called Bao Ping, the old man is called Liu Mi, and the big head is called Lu Xiao.

In this way, he is the face of dormitory 504.

The big head patted Lin Zhi's shoulder: "Sword man, you don't eat hairy crabs, what are you smiling at?" ”

Lin Zhi coughed dryly: "Big head, don't mess with nicknames, okay?" ”

The big head threw the shell of the hairy crab into the trash can and said, "We have it, but you don't have it, so how can you do it, you must not favor one over the other!" He handed a hairy crab to Lin Zhi: "Jiannan, come, eat this hairy crab, we are brothers." Lin Zhi reluctantly took the hairy crab and ate it under the supervision of several people.

Lao Xi said: "In a while, choose a house leader." ”

"I'm the earliest, do you still need to choose?" Big Head said.

Crooked mouth and gritted his teeth, he said: "If you want to be the head of the house, you must first have a strong reconnaissance ability, and I am the best at this." ”

"Anyway, I'm not the head of the house." White-eyed said: "Troublesome, thankless." ”

Lao Xi said: "Shei, the most important thing is to be well-informed, my title of 'know-it-all' is not covered." ”

"What are you fighting for? Isn't it just a dormitory leader? Whistle said: "Na, you have eaten my hairy crab, the head of the house is to be this kind of person who serves the people, and there is still heaven if you don't choose me?" ”

Lin Zhi didn't want to be the head of the dormitory, so he said casually: "Let's draw lots." ”

The big head tore up a piece of paper, wrote a dormitory chief, made six small paper balls, held them in his hands, shook them, and threw them on the table.

"I'll come first." Crooked mouth took a ball of paper.

Others also made moves, Lin Zhi took the paper ball and opened it to take a look, and it was written like a spider crawling on it.

Crooked mouth muttered, "Big head, you won't cheat." He threw the wordless piece of paper on the table.

Lao Xi and Bai Yan also had a look of 'there must be a ghost'.

The big head said, "I didn't catch it!" ”

Lin Zhi smiled: "I'm sorry, I agreed." He placed the piece of paper on the table.

Whistle Tooth's face was decrepit: "I lost it, I brought local products and gave you hairy crabs to eat, didn't I just want to be the head of the house......"

Lin Zhi comforted: "Don't be discouraged, there is still the squad leader, I will vote for you when the time comes." ”

A few people were talking nonsense, and the dormitory manager came in: "Who is the white horse in the woods in front of the dormitory building?" He was looking for them one by one, and his legs were about to break.

Lin Zhi said: "Uncle, what's wrong with the white horse?" ”

The housekeeper panted and said, "The white horse is fine, but there is a boy who stole the horse and made the white horse kick and burst his bladder." After the school doctor checked it, he said that it was not a big problem, so you should go down and take a look. He left.

"You came on horseback?" The big head and the others all had black lines on their faces, and looking at Lin Zhi's eyes, it was as if they had seen a mysterious species.

Lin Zhi nodded: "Yes," he was also secretly surprised in his heart, not knowing that it was the guy who had poured blood mold for eight lifetimes to steal the horse and kick the bladder? Wouldn't that be a belly of urine? Poor thing! "I'll go down and have a look." He walked out of the dormitory.

Lao Xi urged: "Let's go and see, I haven't seen what it's like to be kicked by a horse and burst my bladder, will it be incontinent?" The big head said, "Let's go, let's all go down and have a look, and if something happens, we can take care of each other." A few people ran downstairs with a puff of smoke.

Lin Zhi walked out of the door of the building, and saw a large group of people surrounding the sycamore forest in front of the dormitory building, gossiping and pointing fingers. He separated the crowd, and a stench came to his face, and he saw a boy lying not far from the white horse, urinating and urinating all over the ground, holding his stomach and convulsing, and humming in his mouth.

"Who are you and why did you steal horses?" Lin Zhi asked.

The boy said, "Can you handle it?" ”

Lin Zhi said coldly: "The horse is mine." ”

The boy shuddered: "Who said I stole the horse?" When I just pass by, it kicks me, and you have to pay me for my medical bills. ”

Lin Zhi's face sank: "If you don't confess honestly, I don't mind letting it kick you to death and compensate you a large amount of death compensation." ”

The boy hurriedly said, "Don't ...... I said no, ...... hiss...... "His aching body bowed into dried shrimp."