Chapter 60: Lu Yun is mentally retarded
Lu Yun carried the two beautiful young women, turned his head to look at the familiar star face of the second daughter, a little strange.
He wanted to speak and stopped, and the second daughter was terrified, not knowing what this demon wanted to do.
They are too shy, one is a queen and the other is a concubine. Carried by a man on his shoulder, he swaggered so much and walked down the street in broad daylight.
Around, countless Qing soldiers peeked, but they didn't dare to step forward.
Countless Eight Banners disciples knelt on the ground, burst into tears, and looked at their figures in despair: "God, you can send a thunderbolt to kill this demon." ”
Also, the dodging Han minion was pointing in the corner, looking excited.
It's too shy, they have a noble status, and now they are being carried on their shoulders and watched by this group of minions, which is too embarrassing.
In particular, the demon still looked at them with an ambiguous expression. The second daughter thought to herself, this devil must have taken a fancy to their beauty.
Oh my God, the concubines are loyal to Your Majesty.
Actually, they misunderstood Lu Yun.
At this time, Lu Yun kept thinking of the old woman who slapped to death just now, and it felt very familiar. endured it for a long time before he opened his mouth and asked, "Are you Concubine Ling?" ”
"Ben...... I...... Slaves are. When Concubine Ling heard Lu Yun ask her, her delicate body stiffened, and she replied with a pale face and fear.
Lu Yun looked stunned and looked to the other side: "Then what did I kill just now?" ”
When the queen mother heard this, she felt a pain in her heart, and a trace of hatred rose. But he still replied with a strong smile: "That's Mama Rong, it's me...... My ......"
"Mama Rong, I'm Cao, what's wrong with this world? Is it just to let Lao Tzu open a harem? ”
Lu Yun was shocked, he thought it was the palace, but he turned out to run over to Ruoxi step by step.
I thought it was the plot of a woman in a clear dress, but I came up with a legend of Zhen Huan.
It's too, the emperor is not alone.
Now there is another Rong Mama......
It's a pity that he was slapped to death by Lu Yun.
Premature life, there won't be any more Zhu Gege in the future, right?
By the way, what about Ji Xiaolan, why didn't you see He Shen?
Lu Yun likes these two very much, old artists, I admire them very much. This is also the reason why he did not kill Ji Xiaolan.
"Do you remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake?"
Lu Yun suddenly asked, the queen mother and Concubine Ling were stunned, and looked at Lu Yun incredulously. Lu Yun was stunned, laughed and carried the second daughter away.
The second daughter who laughed was inexplicable, and the children of the Eight Banners behind the laughter were all pale and desperate.
In their opinion, Lu Yun snatched the emperor's concubine, which was to humiliate my Qing Dynasty.
Forget it if you rob it, it's still so arrogant.
A dignified seven-foot man, he really wants to go up and fight hard.
Of course, if you can ride a horse-drawn bow......
In fact, they can only watch. I hope this demon is killed by thunder, or that he will leave soon.
In fact, they overthink it.
In just a moment, there was a sound of horses' hooves, and Lu Yun rode a high-headed horse and rushed into the palace with a roar. Getting the existence of Mama Rong, Lu Yun was completely excited. At the same time, I also feel that I am too stupid, I can resist two at a time, when will I be able to resist?
In the harem, there are hundreds if not a thousand. Even if he is extremely strong, he will die of exhaustion after resisting.
So, if he rides a horse, he can at least bring one more.
"Do you have any one here named Qing'er Gege?"
Lu Yun came to the harem, looked at the group of frightened and desperate women in front of him, cleared his throat and asked.
The crowd suddenly parted, revealing a panicked girl.
Lu Yun saw the other party's face and immediately smiled. A big hand pointed: "You, follow me." ”
Qing'er was stunned on the spot, and tears fell: "I'm not a concubine, you caught it by mistake." ”
"Who said I was going to arrest the concubine? I'm catching a pretty pussy, hurry up, or I'll spank you. ”
Lu Yun glared, Qing'er was frightened, and walked over aggrievedly. A section of the road, like the end of the world, walks very slowly, as if it will never end. Lu Yun was impatient, and grabbed the other party and hugged him in his arms.
The concubines looked at him worriedly, and when they saw Qing'er being arrested, they breathed a sigh of relief one by one. Although fate has long been predestined, it is good to be ravaged one day later.
Lu Yun pointed with his big hand again: "You two also come over." ”
The second daughter who was pointed at cried and came over in despair.
A big horse, carrying four people, walked out of the palace in a graceful manner, and no one dared to stop him.
On the city wall, one by one, their heads stretched out, looking at Lu Yun's back, and finally the group of people straightened up and put their hands behind their backs.
The prince's fat body stood in front, his face calm: "He only needs women?" He said with a disdainful face.
The ministers nodded, breathed a sigh of relief, and regained their majesty: "Greedy and lustful, look up to him." ”
"Don't be afraid!"
"I have a lot of beauties in the Qing Dynasty, Lord Wang, why don't you collect some beauties and send them over, how about exhausting each other?"
"Wonderful, wonderful, my Qing Dynasty's Gege Tianxiang country, there are many ......"
The prince's face turned dark, these bastards, do you still think that I haven't lost enough of my face?
However, his eyes flashed and he nodded: "Good idea." ”
"Hehe, the prince praises falsely."
The prince nodded with a smile on his face: "This person has no bravery, but his brain is not enough, so he is not afraid." I have relieved myself of the Qing Dynasty, and a million heroes rushed over, which can be suppressed in one fell swoop. ”
"The prince is wise ......"
"Well, the reason why this king stood still was to observe the enemy. Now, at last, Ben has discovered his weakness. ”
"That's right, the other party is lustful, and the prince is really wise."
The prince's face turned dark, and he turned his head: "Stupid, this king is saying that he has a bad brain and is a fool." ”
The man was stunned: "Lord Wang, how can you see it?" ”
"Hmph, how many can you resist if you only resist two women at a time? He couldn't finish the harem when he was tired. Why go underground when there is a carriage? ”
Ministers: "......"
The prince put his hands behind his back, his face full of pride: "Therefore, this king has decided that for this kind of retarded mind, we can only take the initiative to solve all threats in one fell swoop." "He's calm, like he's in control.
The ministers looked at the prince with admiration: "What is the prince's plan?" ”
The prince smiled confidently and looked at the sky proudly. Under the rising sun, his figure is extremely tall, as if carrying heaven and earth.
"Go, order to go down, gather all the beautiful concubines in the palace, and those palace maids, including those in the cold palace, no matter who they are, no matter what their status, as long as they are as beautiful as flowers, they will all be gathered. Wait until the adversary comes back and let him take it with him once and for all. Even, we can prepare wagons, rations, help the other side to transport, send a large army to escort it. ”
Ministers: "......"
"Lord Wang, are you mentally retarded?"
"Huh? What do you say? ”
"The prince is wise and brave, this wonderful memory is unparalleled in the world."
"It's just that the prince, all the concubines and palace maids, isn't it too ......?"
The prince's face was heavy, and he interrupted the other party's words: "That's right, this king has also thought a little less." After all, that person is too powerful, what if hundreds of women don't kill him when they are tired? Well, once again, the order will be issued to gather the Gege people in the capital, regardless of whether they are married or not. And you ......."
The ministers' faces changed, and they didn't feel good.