Chapter 840: Unbelievable
Zhou Dazhuang's current force is not high.
Boom.
All of a sudden, he was beaten by Xiao Qing'er and retreated.
He is a feng shui master, Xiao Qing'er is the open yin and yang eyes, and the yin arts of both sides do not belong to the kind of murderous yin art born for fighting, and the two sides can only raise their fists and fight with martial arts.
Poof.
The corners of Zhou Dazhuang's mouth began to bleed.
His whole face was pale, and his clothes were torn several times.
"It's coming, I feel ..... I'm coming......" Zhou Dazhuang's appearance couldn't be more miserable, but his face began to show a sickly fanaticism.
"Hahaha!"
Zhou Dazhuang hugged his head, curled up in the corner, and let Xiaoqing punch and kick him, "It's coming, I feel like I'm coming again.... I'm going to be a hero again. ”
His voice was terrified.
He was also roaring, muttering, "It's this feeling, it's this feeling!! It's like when I was in the classroom, I was beaten, like I was in the alley, I was beaten by a group of thugs......
He lay on the ground and twitched wildly, looking at the ceiling in a sluggish and numb manner:
"Here it is.... Here it comes.... I'm going to kill all sides again! I'm going to be incredibly strong again..... When I transform, you'll all have to die!! You're all going to die!! ”
Suddenly, a strange smell spread.
Zhou Dazhuang's face flushed amazingly, his mind began to blur, and he completely began to twitch violently on the ground.
"Hurry!!"
"Prepare for this!!"
Miao Qianqian began to yell.
Xiao Qing'er began to run back quickly.
Our group of people is all waiting for the battle, and Zhou Dazhuang has begun to undergo amazing changes.
Miss Xiaoyu is even more with the black slave, ready to play the heart drum at any time and play the song of seven emotions and seven hearts.
But at this time......
Burst!
Suddenly, an inaudible voice sounded.
In Zhou Dazhuang's crotch, a huge yellow turbidity current suddenly gushed out, wetting his entire trouser leg.
A foul stench of decay suddenly began to spread.
The yellow turbidity current had not stopped, spreading wildly along Zhou Dazhuang's trouser legs, and in the blink of an eye, with Zhou Dazhuang as the center, a huge pool of yellow mud appeared on the ground.
Our noses were hit with a huge shock in an instant.
An astonishing stench of rotten leaves mixed with rotting corpses slammed into our nasal cavity, and the strong irritation caused our nasal mucosa to instantly begin to flow out of our nose, and the corners of our eyes began to cry wildly.
"What the hell is this?"
"It's stinking to death, run first! Probably some kind of poisoning of his! ”
We watched Zhou Dazhuang twitch wildly on the ground, still spreading the yellow pool of incontinence, gradually expanding, and running away.
Stomp Tread!!
We ran downstairs.
Immediately put on the paper boat and stepped into the sea, a huge coolness hit us, which made us quickly calm down.
We looked at each other, gasping for air.
What's going on?
Zhou Dazhuang....
Incontinence?
Could it be that he failed to transform?
"It stinks to death, how can it be so stinky?" Xiao Qing'er pinched her nose, wrinkled her little eyebrows, twisted her whole little face into a ball, wiped her tears, and whispered: "This is so spicy, it's the first time I've smelled such a disgusting smell." ”
"Thanks to our hard work, as a result, he failed......" Miss Xiaoyu was lucky again, and looked at the upstairs with a look of disgust, "It's really disgusting, how can there be such a disgusting person in this world?" ”
We looked at each other and smiled wryly.
Reality, always like to surprise you, we can't imagine that it is so easy to solve?
"He has crazy convulsions, incontinence, I guess it's not going to work! He couldn't transform, but went crazy! The little white fox said crisply: Let's take a breath, wait for the smell to dissipate, and then we will go back to collect the corpse.
At this time, everyone was surprisingly unanimous and nodded at the same time.
It's a place that no one can bear.
"Transformation failed......."
At this time, Miao Qianqian frowned, and suddenly said, "Perhaps, he has successfully transformed?" ”
"How is that possible?" Xiao Qing'er glanced at her, "Transformation, is it?" ”
"It seems a possibility."
I suddenly frowned, understood Miao Qianqian's guess, and said, "The way we just ran away, doesn't it look like he said before?" Every time he transforms, he kills all directions, and everyone is so crazy that he runs away? ”
Yes? Everyone looked at each other.
"He completely forgot what happened when he was transformed."
I said, "In the classroom, he said that after the transformation, he felt a wave of power pouring out of his power..... This power helps him defeat the enemy. ”
"Could it be?"
The crowd froze and looked upstairs.
I continued: "At that time, the male classmates were screaming wildly, the female classmates were running wildly, there was the sound of books and ping-pong everywhere, and someone ran to inform the teacher......"
Hiss!!
The surroundings gasped and fell silent.
According to common sense, it was he who became powerful.
However, this is a misunderstanding, maybe his so-called transformation is just .....
Scared to pee.
Xiao Qing'er also reacted and said: Perhaps, he didn't transform at all, but he was beaten out of? It also smells very bad, it is estimated that there is a gastrointestinal problem, it stinks badly, he has a disease similar to epilepsy, excessive stress, crazy convulsions, incontinence?
The crowd was silent and looked upstairs.
Maybe.....
- This is Zhou Dazhuang, the proud transformation?
In the classroom of childhood, the classmates were not fought back and run away by him, but by his incontinence?
Before, those gangsters were not defeated by his transformation, but were actually smoked away by him?
He thought it was a glorious past, but in fact, it was the disdain on everyone's face, and they vomited wildly.
He transferred to another school, not because his classmates were afraid of his outburst, but because his parents didn't dare to tell him the truth, for fear that he would collapse, they could only secretly take him to another school.
In the course of severe epilepsy, there are crazy convulsions, incontinence, and amnesia, which is completely consistent.
It is estimated that he is a feng shui master, passing by, and seeing Zhou Dazhuang, who was incontinent and was beaten to a faint little fat man, took him away and changed into clean clothes.
Well, it's a little bizarre.
Why did the feng shui master take him as an apprentice?
"It may be that feng shui master is kind and gives him a white lie, and for feng shui, many feng shui bureaus need a lot of filth to break the evil and break the law."
Miao Qianqian said her guess, "So, he took the little fat man with him and gave him a bite to eat, once he encountered a special time, he would let the fat man in the back kitchen, Zhou Dazhuang go up, and the brothers and sisters are not easy to talk to the master, so they can only let Zhou Dazhuang live in fantasy silently, making him think that he is a powerful hidden hero." ”
We were completely silent.
All of this makes sense.
This is a poor man, a poor and pathetic Zhou Dazhuang.
"If Zhou Dazhuang really doesn't have this kind of transformation power, then he is really simple and stupid, and he may be used by others." Miao Qianqian frowned and looked around, "Maybe between the brothers and sisters, the dead man is not only Zhou Dazhuang, according to the contact we just made with him, he is stupid, he is not a fancy person, such a big battle, it is impossible for him to make it, it may be that he was used by the mastermind behind the scenes." ”
We took a deep breath, as if to expel all the depression in our hearts and the pungent stench just now.
I was a little emotional.
Zhou Dazhuang has been miserable all his life, being bullied and bullied, he thinks that once he falls into despair and is bullied too much, he will explode and become a powerful hero.
But....
Reality is just reality.
His master was very warm-hearted and took in Zhou Dazhuang in this situation, so that his life was no longer dark.
His three brothers and sisters traveled all over the country together, silently guarding this little fat man who was in charge of the back kitchen, carrying pots and pans, and never stopping in his mouth.
"I can imagine such a good time."
Miao Qianqian sighed, "Back then, those four brothers played and made trouble together, traveled all over the country, guarding the little fat man who followed behind to help cook...... It's just a pity that someone betrayed their brother and sister, and even took advantage of this simple foodie fat man....... But even poor people must have something to hate, and Zhou Dazhuang himself has problems. ”
I nodded, sighing.
Every little teenager has the dream of Form 2.
Everyone fantasizes about their dream of transforming into a hero and fighting back in a desperate moment....... The same is true of the cowardly little fat man Zhou Dazhuang.
It's just that he doesn't know that on the verge of death collapse, in addition to the explosive potential, becoming a hero of the Jedi counterattack, there is more ..... It is beaten to incontinence.