Call!

I left the front desk and breathed a sigh of relief.

This is someone's hotel, I don't know how huge the forces behind this are, we are so bold in other people's territory, and it is false to say that we are not afraid.

Zhao Banxian took a deep breath and said, "We really want to do it?" If you don't do it, you'll die here. ”

"Coward, what are you afraid of?"

Miao Qianqian glared at Zhao Banxian and said: "Wealth and danger are seeking, we are in the Demon Guard, that boss is a vicious person, please ask the demon to raise a group of fish spirits, hook up with men, suck people's yang energy, and make huge profits, we robbed the dragon king, punished the evil and promoted the good." ”

A few of us got on the elevator and went back to the presidential suite, and I looked at a few people around me and said, "In that case, let's go back to our rooms and order one, and we'll talk on the phone." ”

Zhao Banxian nodded.

We glanced at each other, and each went our separate ways into three adjoining rooms.

I took Xiaoqing and the fox beauty back to the presidential suite, and used the landline at the bedside to make a phone call to the beauty at the front desk.

"You want a technician?" The beautiful girl at the front desk who was in the urine bottle last night paused for a moment and said euphemistically: "Sir, I think you should pay attention to taking care of your body." ”

I paused for a moment.

This girl at the front desk thinks I was addicted to what happened last night, and I think I'm addicted, and I'm going to open a room early this morning, and I'm going to prostitute during the day - this girl is very friendly, I know it's a fish spirit, a carp, I feel disgusting, and I kindly persuade me, this world can always feel the warmth from strangers.

I said, "It's okay, just order one, the smarter one, the more communicative one, I don't have a special desire, I just want to call for a chat." ”

I indirectly reminded me: I want to be smart.

"Okay, please wait." The other side said gently.

I waited in my room, and after a while, the pool slowly made waves, and a beautiful mermaid slowly rushed up, even if I saw this scene for the second time, I thought it was beautiful.

"You... Good. The mermaid said dryly.

It seems that the girl at the front desk is really a kind and good girl, and finally ordered someone who can always talk.

This carp in front of me, I don't know how many men's yang energy has been squeezed out and how many men have been seduced, so that there will be the level of reluctant speech of this two or three-year-old child in front of him.

Xiaoqing pulled the cute white fox beauty next to her and said, "Sister mermaid, I have a friend for you to know." ”

"You.... Okay," the little white fox said stiffly.

The mermaid was obviously surprised when she saw the little white fox, her personality was very gentle and kind, and she said softly: "You... Hello, how did you, get out of the water? ”

The dialogue between the two looks a little like a mental retard, the two sides are holding two charming and beautiful bodies, but they are children's minds, and they have to think for a long time to even hold back a sentence from each other.

And of course, the little white fox is much smarter.

She is so "mentally retarded" in front of her because she has only changed in one night, she is not adapting to it at all, and she is still learning rapidly, which is not an overnight thing, and she is a smart little fox.

I pointed to the little white fox, a delicate beauty, and said to the carp, "She is your kind, and you are locked in a water pipe and swimming, isn't it usually awkward?" ”

"No, no, I can't say that."

It seems to refuse to answer this kind of topic, and that feng shui master raises them and is not allowed to reveal this aspect of it.

I tried to point to the little white fox and said, "Look, she's your kind, and now she's free, and she can walk around without living in a narrow pipe, and you're being treated like this, aren't you?" If I take you away, you will be as happy and free as it is. ”

This carp has a very low IQ, and seeing that the little white fox is her kind, she gradually opened her mind, and said very happily: "Yes, it is very uncomfortable, and I am usually hungry.... Very hungry. ”

I took the opportunity to say: they don't give you food?

The carp nodded blankly, looked at my crotch dryly, and said, "I'm hungry, I've been eating for three days... I want to eat.... You go into the water, you .... Get in the water and give me food. ”

My head goes blank, starves them, forces them to eat men's spirit?

These carp are not wild, and they never know that they are omnivorous fish that should eat cordyceps, shrimp and grass, but they are only born to eat men, so that in their worldview, they think that essence is their only food? That's why as soon as the cage is released, it will rush out of the pipe crazily, and it will take the initiative to rush up to the man .....

Perverted.

This yin technique simply has no fish rights.

Cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I said, "You haven't tried to resist?" ”

"Why? It's a very happy thing. She paused for a moment.

I froze.

It was a very happy thing for them, they had been hungry for a long time, they were released from the pipe, and it was rare for a man to be able to give them a meal.

Truly.... You and a beast native who has just opened his IQ, talking about human rights, talking about these things is incomprehensible, and it is the first time for me to come into contact with this kind of fish essence with low IQ, and I can also communicate indirectly with the help of the Feng Shui Bureau..... It's a very novel experience.

Next, I tried for a long time, and found that it was really the IQ of a two, three, or five-year-old child, very stupid, similar to those puppies, and could only make some simple expressions of consciousness.

I also found out that the little carp in the fish school are similar to her, which is already very smart, and the rest are basically worse than her.

At present, the smartest person has the IQ level of five or six years old, and can start to speak fluently, but there is only one.

I frowned and said, "Who is that five or six-year-old carp with IQ, what is her code name, I want to order her list." ”

"Run, run....." she stiffened, "it doesn't accept its mother's arms." ”

Ran away?

I frowned, could it be the rebel fish who hid in the toilet and sneaked up on it before?

Carp heroes who are not afraid of power?

I sorted out my thoughts, the highest IQ in the school of fish is the head of the carp spirit, which is the dragon king, and the fish hiding in the sea of is the future dragon king?

"No, it's not, we already have a mother, a very smart mother." She said.

She told me that their group of sisters already had a leader, and that the fish had an IQ of more than twenty years, but that the fish hiding in the dung pit was a mutineer, who opposed their great mother and was ordered to be killed by their mother.

I stiffened a little: the dragon king was born a long time ago?

I pondered for a moment before I said, "You are being abused and suffering here, why don't you take us to communicate with your mother?" We can help you fish. ”

She paused and nodded.

I set the address, it turned out that there was a basement on the first floor of the hotel, where all the water pipes connected to the pool converged, and there was a dragon pond inside, which was the core of the entire Feng Shui Bureau, and they usually hid there and swam, and their heads were there.

I finally asked, "By the way, you have a little carp named Qiaoqiao here, do you know?" ”

"She's the traitor." She said bluntly.

I pouted, sweated on my forehead and said that was a male fish?

She said: "The guests say that we men are men, and women are women. ”

I was stunned for a moment, anyway, it's all with my mouth, anyway, it's all a hallucination of beautiful women and beautiful men made up by the Feng Shui Bureau, I understand.

She suddenly said coldly: "That traitor, she betrayed our mother, she actually had her own name, hooked up with a guest, and felt that she was unique. ”

Am I wrong when I say that I have my own name?

"There's something wrong." She looked at me in bewilderment.

I sighed in my heart, these fish have just had the ability to think, they don't understand worldly concepts, and naturally they can't communicate and understand each other.

Next, the mermaid departed.

I thought about it, stood up and left the room, and went to the next room to meet Miao Qianqian and Zhao Banxian.

"How's it going?" I asked them.

Miao Qianqian sat down and said angrily: Mom! I ordered a stupid fish, with an IQ of one year old, babbling, a little higher than the one after doing it, but only saying simple hello, I was hungry and wanted to eat, and asked me to give her something to eat.... It's stupid anyway.

Zhao Banxian said: The situation is similar on my side.

I touched my nose, and it seemed that I communicated with the beautiful woman at the front desk before sending me the one with the highest IQ at the moment, which is also a low IQ level of two or three years old....... Even a teddy dog is not as good as a teddy dog, you must know that although teddy can't speak, it is equivalent to the IQ of a human child between three and six years old.

If the teddy dog comes here, he can suddenly use the feng shui bureau to speak, and his IQ will crush that group of carp, and after eating the man's essence, he is afraid that he will really become a dog.

I'll sort it out and tell you what I've gotten here.

"So that's the case, the fish head has already been produced? There's an in-ground pool on the ground floor? Miao Qianqian frowned and said, "Then let's sneak in to see the situation, steal the dragon king of the dragon pool, and see what kind of reputation there is." ”

I nodded.

The entire Feng Shui Bureau, where there is a dragon pond, a group of carp gathers, and the real dragon appears.

A few of us hurriedly cleaned up, came to the hall on the first floor, and went to the back kitchen, and found a very hidden secret door, if it wasn't for the fish reminder, I really couldn't find it.

"Can this lock be opened?"

I looked at the patrol security guard who was not nearby, and asked Zhao Banxian, who unlocked the old rivers and lakes.

"I can't open it, this is not an ordinary elimination lock, this is a cross keyhole, and I am not a professional." Zhao Banxian shook his head and sighed.

I stiffened a little, and finally came to the door but couldn't get in?

We're not professionals, so we can't get it open..... Can only leave and negotiate again? I was so reluctant that I tried to turn the door lock, but it didn't lock at all.

Click.

The door suddenly opened, and you were greeted by a swimming pool.

Luxurious and magnificent, the entrance and exit of the jasper faucet fountain of the swimming pool seem to connect the swimming pool pipes of the entire hotel, among which the mermaids turn around, playing in the water, laughing and laughing, a beautiful woman, like a fairyland on earth.

Mermaids tumble in it.

The mermaid just now actually came down from one of the pipes and scurried into the pool at this time.

"Mom, just now you asked me to go over, there is really a kind of person who can go, I told them the address.... They should come over. The mermaid was very dry and sluggish, and said to a mermaid in the middle of the pool with a scar on her face.

I was stunned.

Volunteer, called us over?

I had a vague sense of unease.

The scar mermaid smiled and said, "Very well, the people have come..... You're useless now, you've been a little too smart lately.... So—"

"You're useless."

The somewhat cold mermaid suddenly grabbed the cute mermaid just now, took out a sharp and thin knife, and skillfully scraped the scales.

Poof!

Fish scales flew all over the sky, and flesh was then cut open, slicing thin slices of sashimi.

Yes!

"Mom... I hurt! ”

"It hurts!"

The mermaid frantically swung its tail under the knife, screaming heartbreakingly.

"You bear the pain for your mother, your mother is going to eat your meat." She said lightly as she held down the carp and cut the sashimi.

"That's... Then I'll bear with it, for my mother... I endure. The mermaid was shocked, and gritted her teeth delicately, but soon she couldn't stand it anymore, and then screamed again:

"It hurts... It hurts! ”

"I'm in pain!"

"Mom... I hurt so much!! ”

The mermaid frantically wagged its tail under the knife and screamed loudly, which was shocking.

Bloody and eerie horror: a beautiful mermaid is sliced alive and turned into a transparent and transparent sashimi, and the blood gradually soaks the edge of the pool.

"The best delicacy in the world is when a beautiful and gentle mermaid screams and cuts off her flesh and turns it into sashimi." She lightly dipped a stack of sauce next to her, just like Japanese food, and put the light and clear snow-white sashimi into her mouth, "Delicious, fresh in the world, used to entertain guests.... Just right. ”

She handed over slices of transparent sashimi, as thin as cicada's wings, and placed them on the table, motioning for us to taste them.

I suddenly turned cold, this is a little carp that was still talking and laughing with us just now, very silly and cute, but now... An unspeakable anger rushed through my head.

My face sank: "You..... You killed her? ”

"Huh? I killed her? What does it mean to kill? The strange mermaid with the scar flashed a strange calm smile.

At this time, Miao Qianqian's face turned pale, and she took a few steps back, saying, "Something is wrong!" ..... This mermaid with a scar is not a fish, I can't feel her bestiality, she is not the kind of illusion made by the Feng Shui Bureau, she ..... It's a real mermaid. ”