103 Sima Jin with a black heart
"But what about Jun Jinglan?" Yutai Huang wondered, looking behind him who was speechless, he didn't see Jun Jinglan at all.
Xiao Wuyu also realized something at this time, turned his head to look, and there was an empty space, and he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart!
Yutai Huang glanced at him suspiciously: "He is riding a horse, chasing you a cripple, can't catch up?" Haven't been here for so long? ”
"Well, wait for the national division to calculate!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pinch his fingers, but he hadn't figured it out yet......
There were a few people in front, it was a few Mobei soldiers, they were carrying a stretcher in their hands, and the one lying on the stretcher was the peerless and beautiful prince!
Laughing speechlessly, his eyes widened in disbelief and he almost jumped! it! He's beating himself all the way, and he hasn't touched him at all, okay? What is he doing? Stretchers are all on board!
As a result, the night stars in the shadows couldn't laugh. But Tori smiled deeply...... From seeing Xiao Wuyu pick up a stick as a crutch and run in the direction of the crown princess, the prince stopped his pursuit, sat on horseback and smiled meaningfully.
immediately lay down on the ground and sent him to find the Mobei soldiers to "save his life".
Yutai Huang was stunned for a moment, stepped forward a few times, and glanced at Jun Jinglan, but saw that his face was pale, and the cinnabar between his eyebrows had lost its color, and he wanted to speak when he saw her, but because the "injury" was too serious, he coughed a few times fiercely, and he almost couldn't breathe!
Taihuang hurriedly spoke: "If you can't speak, don't talk yet!" But what's wrong with you? With your martial arts, you won't be beaten like this! ”
Cheng Ya also panicked when she looked at it, and immediately, she glared at her fiercely and was speechless, beating their concubine like this, and it was embarrassing for the wicked to sue first!
"Bang" A bolt of lightning slashed down from the sky, forming a crooked and oblique "human" shape, slashing behind the speechless laugh, and the space behind him instantly turned into a dark night, and the whole person was standard like being struck by lightning, unable to speak at all!
That's really ...... Thunder and earthquake in winter, rain and snow in summer! Someone was wronged......
The prince stretched out his hand slightly, looking at the Taihuang tiredly, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like he was about to die, and he was a little panicked when he saw it, and he quickly grabbed his hand.
He coughed again and said tiredly: "Don't worry, my lord is fine!" He was originally injured before, but he didn't think much about it when he chased and killed him, cough...... Ahem...... Who knows where he will hit where he sees his injury, and in the end, in the end, in the end, cough cough ......"
This was injured before, and the Taihuang naturally reacted quickly, the so-called previous injury, wasn't it caused by saving her and blocking those rocks? Therefore, she naturally attributed half of the responsibility for Jun Jinglan being laughed and speechless to herself!
So, she turned her head fiercely and glared at her speechlessly: "Despicable! ”
"I ......" Xiao Wuxiao stretched out a hand speechlessly, wanting to explain himself, but although he is half-crippled now, no matter how you look at it, he is still alive and well, compared to the person who has been lying like that, it seems weak to say anything, and it will seem a little down!
So, the National Teacher began to introspect deeply in his heart, knowing this, he pretended to be injured and pretended to be a little more serious! This is all to blame for his carelessness and contempt for Jun's black-hearted liver!
"Cough, cough cough......" The prince turned pale with a beautiful face, coughed a few more times, and said affectionately while holding the hand of the Tai Huang, "I'm afraid, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you in this life!" The only regret in my life is that I didn't marry you. But it's okay, it's good, it won't tire you for the rest of your life......"
Oh grass! Laughing speechlessly, grinding his teeth with grief and indignation, he was almost mad! Black Heart, you're too fucking capable of pretending, aren't you? I have confessed my last words!
When he said this, Taihuang's heart moved slightly, and his nose was sour in an instant, looking at his affectionate face, he was stunned for a long time and couldn't speak.
"If the master is gone, there is no need to avenge the master. Die for you, willing to ......" The lazy voice sounded again, and it was already an obvious lack of qi.
The Mobei soldiers who were carrying the stretcher had half a circle in their eyes when they said this, and they turned their heads quite unbearably, and Cheng Ya began to wipe her tears even more soberly......
Laughing speechless and vomiting blood! finally couldn't bear to scold: "Jun Jinglan, you can fucking pretend, right?" What does it mean that I don't have to avenge you? You think that Lao Tzu can't hear it, which is a hint that the Taihuang will help you take revenge! You ......"
As he said this, he suddenly turned his head and looked at the crutches in his hand that flew into the air because of his anger......
Then, time stood still! Everything has come to a standstill! Laughing speechless, completely stupid!
Tang Taihuang grinded his teeth fiercely, looking at his raised crutches and his straight legs, he originally doubted in his heart whether Jun Jinglan was a real injury or a fake injury, but at this moment it was completely clear! Three words were squeezed out from between his teeth: "Laugh speechless!" ”
"Ahem, ahem......" The national teacher was already exposed, threw away his crutches, and tidied up his clothes. Although it still looks very embarrassing, the dusty and elegant demeanor has come alive in front of everyone!
After he finished coughing, he pretended to open his mouth deeply, "The national division has only suffered a heavy blow to his leg, however, thanks to the national division's belief in the gods and Buddhas for many years, he finally moved the heavens, and the heavens extended a helping hand to the national division, so that the national division was cured without medicine, this ...... it! Don't get so excited, can you? ”
Before he finished speaking, Taihuang had already picked up the crutches he was holding just now and ran away at him!
The National Teacher quickly turned around and began the second round of escape......
From afar, there was an angry scolding from the Taihuang: "Bastard! Dare to deceive the old lady's sympathy! ”
As soon as she said this, the few Mobei soldiers who were carrying Jun was shocked all looked at the direction of laughter and speechlessness with disdain! Phew, it's pretended!
However, as soon as they finished speaking, the prince, who was lying on the stretcher and was seriously injured, as if he was about to fall into hell and reincarnation in the next second, suddenly turned over leisurely on the stretcher, raised his left hand slightly to support his cheeks, and looked leisurely, sitting and watching the big drama of being chased and killed by people laughing and speechless......
Seeing this, the Mobei soldiers slipped and almost didn't fall! Dare to love is pretended!?
Cheng Ya was also speechless, thinking about the affectionate words that the prince of the Northern Darkness said to the princess just now, and then glanced at the laughing and speechless brother who was pretending to be lame to win sympathy, and was finally hunted down. She understood......
This is a competition for who has a darker heart than whom, and whoever has a darker heart and liver wins! Obviously, the Eastern Jin Dynasty National Division is still lacking in this regard......
The night star in the shadows silently wept, and raised a hand to swear to the sky to explain the failure of his own national teacher - I guarantee that the failure of the national teacher was not due to lack of ability, but because he had always been above board, and his lack of experience in the aspect of black-hearted liver, which was not comparable to the prince of the Northern Underworld, which led to the final defeat! The National Teacher is still powerful, and the existence of God in the hearts of the people of the Eastern Jin Dynasty......
The stretcher was carried in mid-air, and the prince lay lazily on his side, watching the big play.
Little Star Shoe scurried over a few steps, wearing small underwear, lying on his side on the grass under the stretcher, with a wolf's head on his left front paw, in the same posture as his master.
One person and one wolf, one up and down, the same expression, the same posture, the onlookers laughed and were speechless and were chased and killed......
Thereupon.
At the end of the story, Xiao Wuyu was beaten by Jun Jinglan on horseback, and was chased and beaten by Yutai Huang with a stick.
Successfully changed from a ninth-level cripple to a twelfth-level cripple! But, if it weren't for his demeanor and resolute refusal to beat women, would he have been beaten so badly in the end? ! Originally, he was on crutches to pretend to be a cripple, but in the end, he was almost beaten into a cripple by the Taihuang!
He was not stupid, and shouted at the end: "Why don't you want to think about it, why did Jun Jinglan receive such a serious injury, there was no knife wound on his body, no blood stains, not even a dirty mark!" ”
As soon as these words came out, it really reminded the Taihuang! Although the person who deceived her like Xiao Wuyu needs to learn a lesson, it does not mean that she can allow others to deceive her as well...... After recalling it carefully, it seems that the goods are really pale, and there is no sign of injury!
When he put away the stick, he looked suspiciously in the direction of Jun Jinglan.
And at this moment, the prince is already lying down, and the little star children's shoes are also paralyzed under his stretcher, lying down with his eyes closed!
Jun Jinglan, who was carried in mid-air on a stretcher, turned his head slightly, stretched out his slender jade fingers slightly, and said with a dying breath: "Lord is seriously injured, so I can't see it......"
The little star children's shoes under the stretcher also quickly turned his face sideways, the wolf's claws stretched out weakly, and his breath was dying: "Wow......" Xing Ye was also injured internally, so he couldn't see it!
Originally, the prince's profound acting skills, coupled with his pale expression, and that reasonable sentence, sounded and looked very credible, and it was easy for people to believe at a glance that his internal injuries were very serious!
However, look at the little star of the disease-free "shenyin" under his stretcher, no matter how you look at Jun Jinglan, how fake!
Yutai Huang grinded his teeth fiercely, and rushed over at Jun Jinglan with a stick: "Bastard! My lady wants you to look good today! ”
The prince was already exposed, so he had to get up slowly, landed gently, and a lazy smile bloomed on his lips, and he was already gone, with a seriously injured and pale face. It's just that the narrow and charming eyes narrowed slightly, and the cold light from the corners of the eyes swept the little star......
And Xing Ye, who succeeded in destroying the master's good deeds, sat on the ground with the wolf's head down, and began to play with his paws seriously. Xing Ye is not competing for favor, is it not possible for Xing Ye to destroy you? Xing Ye doesn't know anything, Xing Ye has just recently fallen in love with a parody show...... Oh roar roar roar......
Seeing that the footsteps of the Yutai Phoenix rushing towards Jun were approaching. The laughing speechless who was beaten miserably, finally felt that he had a bad breath...... Hurry up, kill that bastard! No way! It hurts Lao Tzu to death!
But I didn't know that as soon as the footsteps of the Taihuang approached, the prince opened his arms very casually and looked at her with a smile......
Yutai Huang was stunned when he saw this, and he forgot to hit it when he came to hold a stick! "Why don't you hide? I've been a little underwhelmed lately, so you want me to beat you up? ”
He smiled wantonly and said lazily: "The crown princess pounced on the master, whether it was thunder or rain and dew, the master should naturally take it together!" If you can get the crown princess to throw herself into her arms, what is it to beat a few sticks! ”
Yutai Huang sneered: "Hmph! I think you're just underwhelming! ”
As he spoke, he raised his stick high and wanted to hit it! But he really didn't move, his long narrow eyes smiled, and he stared at her fixedly, as if he had been beaten by her, which was also a kind of enjoyment. Seeing that she didn't move, he said idly: "Don't be afraid, I promise not to fight back, and I won't hide!" ”
Laughing speechlessly seeing this, it is really speechless!
After watching it from a distance for a long time, he finally smiled softly, shook his head and sighed softly: "Jun Jinglan, what a madman!" ”
The Taihuang was also seriously speechless with a stick, don't fight, I'm angry and scattered, let's fight, it's like trampling on people's sincerity! Finally, he grinded his teeth and spoke: "Jun Jinglan, do you know what you look like now?" ”
"The one who loves you the most?" The prince raised his eyebrows ambiguously and looked at her with a smile. I also know in my heart that she won't have anything good to say!
Sure enough, she sneered and said substantially: "Like a dead pig!" Don't be afraid of boiling water! ”
"Huh?" The prince raised his eyebrows slightly, and was about to tease her again, when Wei Feng suddenly ran over in a panic: "Oh no!" Oh no! ”
"What's wrong?" He turned his head with a stick and looked at her.
After Wei Feng arrived, he exhaled breathlessly, and then said with difficulty: "Again...... Something happened again! Nakia's men are all talking nonsense outside, and they are scolding you and Swallow, and Swallow is so angry that she rushes into her tent and beats her up again! And Nakia didn't know what was going on, so she didn't fight back at all, so she was whipped dozens of times by the swallow! I'm afraid that if this continues, things will get worse, and people will say that you are oppressing her! ”
After hearing this, Yutai Huang sneered in vain! Picked up the stick in his hand and carried it on his shoulder, just like the legendary gangster sister! first warned Jun Jinglan: "I'll clean you up when I go back!" ”
Immediately, carrying a stick, he strode towards the direction of Nakia's tent! As he walked, he said, "Rub!" Bullying is bullying, for the sake of her being tortured, the old lady has endured her long enough today! Her grandmother's words were just a few words, and it was endless! I won't give her a few sticks today, she doesn't know why the flowers are so red! ”