- Your scheming teacher is back!

It is said that when the scheming teacher and the fourth Wushuang were fighting in private, they inadvertently bumped into a cow......

Then there are some strange phenomena in the game.,This stone hammer is the system convulsion.。

The scheming teacher and the fourth frost were quickly forcibly kicked out of the game by the system...... Then there was system maintenance, and no one was able to log in to the game.

The scheming teacher waited for an afternoon, and finally landed on the game, so he yelled-

Your scheming teacher is back!

The popularity in the live broadcast room is not high, and the game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Good Guys" can be regarded as the hottest chicken game at present, but at this point, at five o'clock in the afternoon, there are still very few people watching the live broadcast.

Bring a handful of sailors.

At this time, the people waiting in the live broadcast room are all true love fans.

Scheming Teacher:

"Will the other three brothers be able to speak?"

Team Mate 1:

"Of course I can, not only can I speak, but I can also do my job and talk."

Team 2:

"Teacher, I'm in the car again haha!"

The three good teammates obviously know the second teammate:

"You, don't come to pit us again!"

Team 2:

"No way, I always have special skills to get on the bus, hahaha, you, you bite me!"

The scheming teacher was very satisfied with the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile:

"Brothers, stop the ink, get ready for the game!"

After everyone was ready, they entered the quality square, and the scheming teacher moistened his throat and came to a condensed version of the quality broadcast:

"Dear Chinese compatriots in the Quality Square, everything in the world is fate, and it is a kind of fate that we can meet in the game...... We don't use cheats and abuse others in the game, thank you! ”

Start your skydive.

The scheming teacher opened the map first, and today he felt that there was always something wrong with the map, but he couldn't say it.

"Brothers, are you ready to parachute, I will land at the green point, have you chosen the spot?"

Teammate No. 1 sneered and laughed:

"Teacher, isn't that your house, so green?"

The scheming teacher smiled lightly:

"If you want to live a good life...... You have to have a little green! Ha ha. ”

Several other teammates also marked their landing spots, and the four of them formed a quadripartite formation, almost destroying the resources of the area near the scheming teacher's house.

Many times, when we enter the game of PUBG, we will default to naming an area based on the division of the road, and generally speaking, teammates in the same group will land in the nearby area.

In this way, resources can be used rationally, and each other can be taken care of in times of danger.

Teammate No. 2 said at this time:

"Teacher, if I take you to eat chicken today, will there be any reward?"

Scheming Teacher:

"There are big drops, but why are you taking me, not me?"

Team 2:

"Reward: Tomorrow, I will take my sister to open the black with the teacher, is it okay?"

Scheming Teacher:

"Of course. However, if in this game, whoever hangs up first, then whoever will sing a song in the live broadcast room! Questions? ”

All the teammates agreed.

The few viewers in the live broadcast room began to brush up the barrage:

[6666, large-scale music live broadcast room]

[I have a sense of foreboding]

[In order to sing a song, I still have to die? 】

[The teacher's live broadcast room is really the best place to take a sister, so flirtatious]

[Scheming teacher, you're finally rolling back for me! ] 】

After landing, teammate No. 3 suddenly remembered something:

"Scheming teacher, if my side can kill ten times, can I continue the next one."

Scheming Teacher:

"Don't think about it, you can't rob me of the head."

After landing, everyone reported their safety:

"There's no one at home."

"Mine doesn't have either."

"It's quiet."

When the scheming teacher was missing, he didn't pay much attention to whether there was anyone under his feet, listened to it, didn't move, and said:

"I don't have anyone either."

But when the scheming teacher walked into his house, he faintly heard footsteps.

This voice is very small, and if it weren't for the scheming teacher in the game, it shouldn't have been heard.

There was also a faint wheezing sound.

Damn, it's not CS:go, why is there still a wheezing sound?

Scheming Teacher:

"Wait, I seem to have a wheezing sound!"

Team 2:

"Huh? Is it a puff perk, hehe. ”

The scheming teacher picked up a scythe on the ground.

It's foggy.

The Misty Scythe Killer is here.

Scythe, in fact, in the game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Good People", is also a bug-like setting.

First of all, its name is called the Blood Replenishing Scythe, which can inflict huge "blood replenishment" damage on the enemy when "communicating" face-to-face, and if played well, it can directly send people out of this map with a single sword.

Sure enough, there was someone in the house, in the back room, who came in over the wall, and then hid in the corner, and after hearing the footsteps of the scheming teacher, he was also anxious and wanted to find a weapon.

But the scheming teacher had already appeared and did not give him a chance to take up arms.

Jumping up is a homeopathic split!

The scythe arced perfectly through the air, revealing its evil and ferocious aura.

Cut straight into the guy's neck.

But it didn't cause a spike, and this player's reaction was still okay.

Scheming Teacher:

"Yo, young man, is it okay, but it's not right for you to come to my house!"

Then he went down with a backhand scythe, forcing the young man to the edge of the corner.

The young man could only swing his fists weakly, as if silently resisting the murderous and abominable nature of the scheming teacher.

Scheming Teacher:

"It's to blame that you cast the wrong baby!"

The scheming teacher got a blood, and several teammates praised him.

Team Mate 1:

"Is it so easy?"

Team 2:

"666, teacher, your green-roofed family, it's really something that ordinary people don't dare to mess with!"

The scheming teacher was proud, hummed a little song, and continued to look for weapons.

An AKM is not the weapon that the scheming teacher wants first, but it can be regarded as good luck.

In your own home, luck is often not too bad.

It's a belief.

Suddenly, the scheming teacher heard the sound of a tractor.

Scheming Teacher:

"Hey, what's the sound of the tractor, this game is not over yet?"

Wait, no!

It's not an in-game sound, it's also heard by the other teammates, it's the ambient sound coming from one of the teammates' microphones.

The scheming teacher joked:

"Wow, are you so strong, this big brother, are you playing the game on the side of the road, the sudden sound of the tractor, is it used to enhance the combat experience of the game?"

Teammate 1 and teammate 2 laughed.

The No. 3 teammate naturally picked up the stubble:

"That's right. But I'm not on the road, isn't there a power outage in my house, I'm driving a diesel generator! ”

Scheming Teacher:

"Soga."

But teammate No. 2 found a problem:

"If there is no electricity, where does the network come from? Tractor classmates. ”