Chapter 67: Hades laughs

Those head bees attacked us very violently, like moths to a fire, one after another hit the raincoat, although the flashlight had long been turned off, cutting off the light source of those head bees, but how could this small raincoat completely cover the two people.

Ye Xiaolu was lying on my shoulder and breathing very weakly, I don't know how many times she was stung, she should have been unconscious for a long time, anyway, I don't want to talk about the exposed skin now, I don't know how many of them have been drilled into my pants.

A joke suddenly comes to mind: a man goes to the hospital, and the doctor asks him what he is not feeling well. Male answer: Don't laugh after watching it. Doctor: Absolutely. The man took off his pants, and his little brother was just like a match. The doctor laughed when he saw it, and the man said angrily: Everyone has been swollen for several days, and you are still laughing!

I just don't know how long I'll be swollen......

After thinking about it, I realized that there was only one way to get out of here, and the last thing I wanted to do: jump into the river.

Continue to rush forward with the current, saying that you can't stop saying anything, and rush wherever you go, either see the light of day again, or soak in the water to feed the fish.

But now, if I want to jump into the cold underground river, not to mention that Ye Xiaolu can't hold it for a few minutes, even I may not know whether I am frozen to death, hit to death or drowned, but if I ask me to choose between being drowned and being stung to death, which one should I choose.

To be honest, I don't feel it anymore now, according to my body type, I estimate that I am twice as fat as before, I don't care, it's just a pair of skins, but Ye Xiaolu can't die like this, girls love beauty, I can't let her go to see Hades with a pig's head.

After deciding to do so, he was ready to leave, but his body didn't need a trace of strength, and he had been squatting for a long time just now, his knees at this time were like being filled with lead, and he couldn't stand up, Ye Xiaolu's body was also stiff, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly when he thought of this, it seems that he doesn't even have the strength to commit suicide now.

After sighing, I tried to shake from side to side, planning to roll into the river, before I left, I didn't forget to bring the strong flashlight, and at the same time there was a burst of 'zi~zi~' sound on the ground, I knew that it was the sound of the head bee floating on our raincoat to burst, it sounded so disgusting, but the current situation looks like where to take care of what taste, leaving here is the top priority.

When I fell into the water again, my body didn't feel a trace of coldness, and this time I didn't think about controlling my will so that I could find a way to escape, because unlike the previous mentality of waiting for death, now I am looking for death.

The water was still so fast, I still didn't know how long it had been washed, and my consciousness disappeared after I didn't know what to do, and when I opened my eyes again, I took out my flashlight and began to look at the place like a character in an RPG game that had been restarted.

The shaved walls, the weeds in the crevices, and the turbulent underground river, yes, everything was so familiar, I was 100% sure I was still in that cave.

Looking down at the tattered appearance of the body, I can't even cover the sensitive parts, and I don't know if the swelling has gone down, anyway, it's bigger than a match......

Ye Xiaolu is also not at the scene, better, I hope she will be rushed out of this reincarnation, leaving me here to continue the infinite loop, sitting on the rock, I made up my mind in my heart, no matter what appears, I will not do any resistance, just wait for you to kill me, I don't believe you can kill me, damn, Lao Tzu has never died until now.

"How long are you going to sit there, you can't come yet, do you want to wait for me to find you!"

Who, who's talking, who's pretending.

I was ready to face all the ghosts, snakes, and gods, but I was suddenly awakened by a voice, stood up and turned on a strong flashlight to look around, but I don't know when a faint flame suddenly lit up in the distance, and I immediately turned on the flashlight to walk over to see who dared to talk to me like this, anyway, I don't want to live, this time even if it is the black and white impermanence of life, I have to snatch your hat to play for a few days.

But why is that voice so familiar, but I just can't remember who it is.

It wasn't until I walked over that the person in front of me almost made my jaw drop in shock: Grandpa.

I walked around him a few times before I said to him, "Why are you here?" ”

Grandpa Tai stared at the fire and said slowly, "Because I should be here." ”

As soon as he said this, I began to look around this place again, this is the cave, yes, I have experienced so much here, I guess I will never forget this place for the rest of my life, and then I walked up to my grandfather and asked, "Then where am I!" ”

Grandpa said, "You are where you belong." ”

I said depressedly, "Isn't that the same thing?" ”

After the simple silence of the atmosphere, Grandpa Tai suddenly said coldly: "Have you seen "Ten Thousand Ghosts Ascending to Immortals"? ”

I nodded, and Grandpa continued, "Do you want to know the secret inside?" ”

I shook my head, the atmosphere continued to be silent, after a long time, my grandfather actually showed a smile to me, I swear, since I was born, I have never seen any expression fluctuations on this old man's face, of course, I was so angry, his sudden smile actually made my heart a little hairy, who in the rivers and lakes does not know 'Hades smiles, ghosts cry wolf howls'!

The old man didn't hold back any bad things, and I asked him tentatively, "You don't have anything to tell me." ”

Grandpa lowered his head, sighed lightly, and then continued to ask me with a light smile, "Tell me about you." ”

I went, and I could see the 'Laughing Hades' with two expressions in one day, but since his old man had spoken, I didn't dare to disobey, and besides, I had been really uncomfortable lately, and I always wanted to vomit as soon as possible, so I adjusted my sitting posture at the moment, and began to spray from beginning to end.

I've been timid since I was a child, I've been bullied often, I've been in school for so many years, and I'm stunned that I don't even have a classmate, and it's hard to know a girl who doesn't dislike me, but people have gone abroad, and it's a matter whether I can see it in this life.

When I got through the college entrance examination, I was going to go to a big city to get a job and wait for death after graduation, but you just asked me to be a soldier, and I was a soldier when I became a soldier, and you said that it was okay for me to be a civil servant in the military region, close to home, and when the time came, I would be given something to do, and it was okay to mix an officer in the compound, but you had to let me go to the field army, and it was still fanfare, which made me embarrassed in the company for two years in the name of a fourth-generation army.

When it comes to going to military school, in fact, I don't understand any military courses at all, I don't even see a topographic map in a daze until now, and I have to train me to be a commander, what kind of material am I, if I really fight, it's good if I don't lead the team to surrender collectively, and the only thing worth showing off in the two years of going to military school is to peek at female cadets taking a shower and never get caught.

Special forces, should also be the best memory of my life, I thought it would be good to be in the hero team like a fool every day, but why do you still want to praise me with our chief, so that those two guys with excess vanity have to let me attend, now it's okay, you see, the mix can't even cover the crotch.

Then I told my grandfather all the things from the beginning of the bicycle to the light rain to the tomb of the Western Xia general, to the Hoh Xili, to the meeting of the wind and clouds, and even to the inexplicable arrival here.

His old man never interrupted me, just listened quietly, his expression was very serene, as if he was not the frightening 'Laughing Hades' at all, just an ordinary old man who listened to his juniors complain.

When I talked about all this, my grandfather asked me, "Are you happy in the process?" ”

This really stopped me, I don't know, I can't answer, I never thought about this question, my life is constantly in passivity, it seems that everything is arranged by others, like a clockwork alarm clock, and when it is finished, it will die.

When my grandfather looked at me like this, he could guess what I was thinking, and he could always see through me, and then listen to him continue: "Do you regret it? ”

I asked, "What do you regret?" ”

Grandpa said, "All this. ”

I continued to shake my head, it wasn't that I didn't regret it, it was that I didn't know how to answer, I was in a process of regretting my last actions and thoughts all the time, but was it useful?

Grandpa said: "Life is a very long process, in this process is full of boredom, full of suffering, even if you can't overcome this pain, you have to endure it, because every experience in your life is an adventure, in your future road to learn to enjoy the scenery on the side of the road, enjoy yourself, because more important things than you want must be on the side of the road!" ”

After hearing this, I felt very strange, this is not at all like the style of our Jiang family's dialogue, I asked, "Why are you talking to me about this?" ”

Grandpa smiled at me and said, "I'm leaving." ”

I got up and said, "Where are you going?" ”

Grandpa said, "Go to a place you can't go." ”

I asked, "Where is that?" ”

Grandpa didn't speak, he didn't get up, didn't he want to leave, why didn't he move, but at this time I saw that his body gradually became transparent, seeing this situation, I was suddenly scared in my heart, I was afraid that he would disappear, I was afraid that I would not see him, so I took advantage of the fact that he still had a phantom left, I asked him:

"How much pension do you leave for me?"