Chapter 0077: Me! There are few cattle in the funeral family
First took the car back to the Yunwu Mountain Villa, Lu Xiaobai looked at his parents first, said to them, and went into his bedroom after eating.
Holding the key and coming to the underworld again, Lu Xiaobai appeared at the gate of the Internet café, and then saw a wig on the head of the bull that he didn't know where to get it, the hairstyle like the explosion, as if it was blown up by thunder, the key is still blue.
I saw the cow's head leaning on the cash register, one cow's hoof propped up on his chin, his face was full of melancholy, his buttocks were pouting outward, one leg was arched, and the other leg was supporting his whole body.
What's more, there is also a cigarette on the hoof of the other cow.
The whole posture is more "sassy" and more "sassy", that is, the hairstyle on the head that is the same as the thunder explosion is really a bit strange, which makes Lu Xiaobai suddenly remember the video he forwarded on Douyin two days ago.
The video is full of this kind of killer Matt hairstyle, and the title of the video is "The reappearance of the funeral love family in the rivers and lakes will eventually set off a bloody storm".
Looking at the shape of the bull's head, it won't be learned from that video, right? Lu Xiaobai suddenly felt a little headache.
At this time, I saw a pair of very melancholy bull's eyes, looking at Tang Mianmian, who was busy in the cash register.
"Mianmian, do you have a partner? If not, how about you look at Brother Niu? If there is, what about being divided with Brother Niu? Look at Brother Niu's current look! This style! If you get along with Brother Niu, I will let you join our funeral family in the future and become the patriarch's wife of our funeral family! Of course, the patriarch is your brother Niu! ”
Lu Xiaobai leaned on the door frame at the door, he wanted to see what moths the bull's head could make, he didn't come in the past two days, the bull's head was a little floating!
"Oh, Mianmian, why don't you ignore your brother Niu?" After saying this, the bull head was also very "sassy" and blew the broken bangs in front of his forehead with a leaning cow mouth, which was called a "sassy" full of anger!
Tang Mianmian opened a machine for others at this time, and then he raised his eyes to look at the bull's head, and he was obviously holding back a smile on his face.
"The boss told me, tell me not to talk to fools, it's contagious."
The bull's head squinted at the bull's eyes and continued to pretend to be melancholy.
"Your boss told you not to talk to fools, and he didn't say that he wasn't allowed to talk to me, what does this have to do with me."
Tang Mianmian didn't even look at the cow's head, but now the shape of the cow's head is too sharp, which makes people think about it.
"The boss said, you and Ma Mian are two fools, I'm afraid that I will be infected by you."
The bull head didn't pretend to hesitate at this time, and directly glared at the bull's eye.
"That can't be! I give your boss ten dares, he doesn't dare to say that about me, you have the ability to let him say this in front of me, see if I don't kick him! ”
At this time, Lu Xiaobai had silently walked behind Niu Tou, and when he heard Niu Tou's words, he suddenly spoke.
"Really? Bull head, who are you going to kick? ”
When Niu Tou heard this, his face suddenly changed, and then he continued with Tang Mianmian: "Mianmian, let me tell you, your boss is really good, if it is me, Ma Mian will make trouble again, and he will definitely kick Ma Mian away, you wait, I will kick Ma Mian now!" ”
After saying this, Niu Tou twisted his face and pretended not to know what Lu Xiaobai was like behind him.
"Oops! Anchor: When did you come? Why don't you tell me when you come? I'm going to have to give you the whole four dishes and one soup or something. ”
Lu Xiaobai rolled his eyes speechlessly, tugged at the wig on the cow's head, and said speechlessly: "What are you doing?" Kill Matt? ”
When Niu Tou heard Lu Xiaobai ask, a pair of bull's eyes narrowed directly, pretending to be melancholy.
The hoof of the cow with the cigarette slammed forward, and then slowly retracted, showing off.
"Anchor, I suddenly understood the meaning of my cow life, I must be the heir of the funeral family, I was born in this life to revitalize our funeral family! I declare that from now on, don't call me Niu Tou anymore, please call me to bury my love family - Niu Shao, and the motto of my Niu Shao in the future is: Ambiguous is sugar, sweet to sad! ”
Hearing Niu Tou's words, Lu Xiaobai's right hand, which had been sealed for a long time, couldn't help but move, and he especially wanted to slap it!
After saying these words, the bull's movements were as if he had been slowed down, and his face was full of melancholy, and he turned around and prepared to leave as if he owed someone eight million.
That action is really going to do more, and at this time, Ma Mian also ran over.
The chrysanthemum yellow with a head on his head was also like being blown up by thunder, and he shouted at Niu Tou when he came over: "Niu Shao, the development funds of our funeral family have arrived this month, do you want to take it out now?" ”
The bull head didn't hesitate at this time, stared at a pair of bull's eyes full of surprise and shouted: "! Are you sure? So what are you waiting for, let's go! ”
After saying that, the bull head ran towards the outside of the Internet café, but as soon as he ran two steps, he dragged the horse like a nervous disorder.
"Wait a minute, we can't lose the face of our funeral family, pay attention to manners, and get out of the temperament of our funeral family! To have that kind of ambiguous is sugar, sweet to sad sadness, understand? ”
After speaking, I saw the two guys Niu Tou and Ma Mian, shaking their heads synchronously, blowing bangs with oblique mouths at the same time, and then walked out of the door of the Internet café with a pace of owing others eight million.
Watching these two strange people leave, Lu Xiaobai's mind is full of black lines, it seems that he really has to sift through the video when he turns to video in the future.
"Mianmian, what is the development fund that Niu Tou just said? These two two goods can't be doing something lacking in morality, right? ”
Tang Mianmian glanced in the direction where Niu Tou Ma Mian left, and said with a smile: "Boss, don't listen to their nonsense, what kind of development funds, today is the day when the prefecture sends the moon, and they are going to receive their salaries." ”
Lu Xiaobai is completely convinced, these two two goods can really be loaded, and wages will be paid when they are paid, and what kind of development funds are they talking about, I don't know what kind of big business these two two goods are doing.
Lu Xiaobai took a look at the business situation of the Internet café in the past two days, the situation is getting better and better, and there are more and more people who know about the Internet café, so more and more people have come to the Internet café to play in the past two days.
What's more, fighting landlords has recently begun to spread in the underworld, and everyone likes to fight landlords when they have nothing to do.
And the production of playing cards is also simple, so now there are already special production of playing cards in the underworld, and now almost everyone carries a deck of playing cards in their pockets.
Of course, of course, these people do not include the two guys of Niu Tou and Ma Mian, these two also carry playing cards in their pockets, but they do not play fighting landlords, but only play the pairs that Lu Xiaobai taught them before.
It is also said that they want to be maverick and different from others, so as to reflect their noble temperament!
Lu Xiaobai was really speechless for a while, in fact, Lu Xiaobai knew the reason for this very well, in fact, it was because these two guys were not very good at brains, no matter what cards they got, they never won the fight against the landlord, so they didn't play the fight against the landlord.
After all, the master who can use four two to bring the two kings down, what else can you say except admiration? And the bull head is clearly such a guy.
When throwing the cards, it is not good, that is, after throwing the cards, it is confused!
Recently, there are still a lot of people who come to watch "Yanxi Raiders", especially Hades, who is now scolding while watching, stuffing a handful of little raccoon noodles into his mouth, not caring about biting, pointing at the computer screen and spraying.
"Erqing! Why don't you die! Yikes! I'm so angry that this king is dead! When you go back, you will take a small "hair" pen in the book of life and death and mark you to death! You wait, little bitch! ”
Now there are very few ghosts in the underworld, so the king of Hades is idle every day, and he soaks in the Internet café almost without anything, and it has completely become a dead fat house.
I drank that coke, I had to get several cans a day, and I was not afraid of diabetes "urine", I watched a "Yanxi Raiders", and shouted back at every turn to take a small "hair" pen to mark everyone from the book of life and death!
That little temper really makes people dare not provoke at all.
After reading the business situation, Lu Xiaobai walked around the Internet café again, and then found that many people now like the game, in addition to "Plants vs. Zombies", there are many people who are actually playing CS or The King of Fighters.
It seems that it won't be long before it's time to add more games, Lu Xiaobai saw that there were a lot of people playing CS, one more than a dish, Lu Xiaobai decided to give them the "operation" of the masters, so he went to the cashier and turned on the computer. Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "I am an Internet celebrity claw book house in the underworld" for free for the first time.