I regret what I said, this is a blatant provocation, and that old boy will definitely wear small shoes for me in the future. However, my actions caused this buddy to be very fond of me, after all, I had just taken the risk of offending God to speak for him.

After I sat down, I obviously felt that his complexion had eased a lot, and he took the initiative to talk to me: "Brother, look at your look, that is, you are a little scared when you first come into contact with this kind of thing, which is normal, but don't worry, I have seen a little heroic and evil spirit from you, I think ordinary evil things will also avoid you, if I guess correctly, you should have been a soldier!" ”

I nodded, and he continued: "That's right, my master once taught me that yin and yang in the world are balanced, and there is no difference between high and low, the difference lies in the strength of qi, for example, some people have been police and soldiers, and their innate masculinity is too much, and evil spirits naturally dare not approach. Another example is the executioner or the butcher, the acquired killing spirit is too heavy, and the same ghosts will naturally retreat. The opposite is the same, if you encounter the kind of person who dies with extreme resentment, their yin qi is enough to affect the outside world, and even a young man can die of mental emaciation! Don't believe me, I heard my master say that when he was young, he met a woman who was raped and killed, and after his death, the weight of his body made him dizzy and vomit for three whole days. ”

It was so fucking stimulating, I licked my chapped lips, drank a big sip of cold water to ease my spirits a lot, and asked him instead: "What about you, aren't you afraid of any effect on you!" ”

The buddy smiled helplessly and continued: "Impact, what impact can it have on me?" What do you mean, but now that you're unlucky enough to be like this? It doesn't matter, my mother died when I was three years old, my father died when I was seven years old, everyone in the village regarded me as a big nemesis, and they hid far away when they saw me, if it weren't for the fact that I knelt in front of the door of an old man in a coffin shop for a night and begged him to bury my family, so that he could see that I still had a trace of kindness and was adopted by him, otherwise I would not have known which wolf had taken me away. He entrusted me to my current master when he was dying, but I couldn't even make a coffin for him! ”

Speaking of this, the buddy wiped away the tears that had not yet flowed out from the corners of his eyes and continued: "My master said that I was born to do this, I don't believe it and I don't want to, why do I have to deal with dead people since I was born, I don't believe in this evil, but it's strange to say, I went to the mountains with others to collect medicine and do business, but he rolled off the cliff, went to work at the construction site but accidentally let others be stoned to death." Later, I found my master and told him that I can follow you in the future, but don't let me deal with people, you can go to the cemetery to dig graves, just don't let me do what you said about carrying corpses, I don't want to do things that damage yin morality. When the master heard this, he slapped me and said, "Damage Yin Virtue? Who told you that carrying the corpse damages yin virtue and helping people fall leaves and return to their roots, which is a kind of accumulation of virtue in itself! ”

Hearing this, I was in awe, and he obviously enjoyed my expression, and continued: "Actually, we just rely on the tiger strength of the children in the mountains to earn some coolie money, and the reason why we don't drive is to think about taking on some private work to earn some extra money, in addition, the master said that it is best not to travel and use motor vehicles during the day until the last resort, and it is good to send the deceased home smoothly, and if we are unlucky enough to meet the police or have any accidents, it is extremely disrespectful to ourselves and the deceased." ”

I asked him, "Pick up a private job?" Do you have to mean, you and your master both work in a funeral home? ”

He looked proud: "That is, we are all organized, iron rice bowls." ”

I stretched out my thumb and said, "Awesome, but why are you still taking this job, the funeral home is a monopoly profiteering industry, and you are still short of money!" ”

He looked at me with disdain, and at first this kid didn't seem to look down on me much, and I was used to it, so I listened to him continue: "This trip is 20,000, are you coming?" Besides, my master said that now my Taoism is too shallow, and I need to exercise hard for a few years, and now I am just relying on my youth and hardness to deal with corpses, and it is not suitable to enter the hall, otherwise I will lose my longevity when I encounter hard stubble! ”

In order not to show my timidity, I didn't answer the question about 20,000 yuan, which was very tempting to me, but said strangely: "Zheyang Shou, how is it so mysterious, so many crematoriums in the world can't be a bunch of monks and Taoists refining people, our staunch materialists are fearless." ”

He 'cut' and continued: "Then let me ask you, a normal person is only a hundred or ten pounds, what should you do when you encounter that kind of greedy worldly lord who can't lift him into the furnace with seven or eight people?" When you encounter the kind of young child who dies unexpectedly, but disappears before cremation and runs to play, how do you solve it? ”

Me: "Uh......"

"Oh, oh, oh......"

As the sound of a rooster crowing in the distance reached my ears, I quickly diverted the topic: "The rooster crows and the lights go out and you don't touch the gold, let's withdraw!" ”

He obviously cared about this signal as well, nodded solemnly, and then got up and walked towards the room without looking back!

We still have some time difference with the coastal cities, although hearing the rooster crowing early does not mean that it is dawn, especially now that the morning sun is at least seven o'clock in this season, but since we have already set off, there is no need to procrastinate, sleepless nights are nothing new to me, when I was in the army, I often served as an observer for snipers, in order to kill a target, lying in place for two or three days without sleep is the norm. It's just that I don't know what will happen to Xiaoyu, so far I estimate that he has slept for less than two hours, and he has to travel for a day today, I don't know if he can resist.

However, I woke him up after a little thought, because I was going to accompany that buddy on a walk, after all, when I saw him get up just now, his pants were still not completely gone, and I still felt a little guilty. After Xiaoyu was gently pushed awake by me, she didn't seem very impatient, but began to pack up her things with a tired face, and asked me, "Brother, what's wrong, why did you leave so early?" ”

I replied: "When you were asleep, you met a buddy, I beat him, I'm sorry, let's walk with him for a while, there is also a care, you are really tired, we will rest early when we meet the hotel today." ”

Xiaoyu said: "It's okay, I'm nothing, I heard the scream last night, what is he doing, hiker?" ”

I said no, it's just a night trip, and I didn't say much because I was afraid that the kid wouldn't be able to accept it. After we packed up, we pushed the car to the door of the room, and saw that the guy was extinguishing a cigarette butt just now, and then brought masks, sunglasses and hats to the people on the ground, so he carried it directly on his back, without showing a trace of difficulty.

After he came out, I planned to introduce them to each other, but I realized at this time that I didn't know what this buddy was called at the beginning, so I asked him directly, and when he heard this question, his face was a little pale from the cold, but it was a little ruddy, and he looked very embarrassed, and he twisted for a long time before replying:

"Hong Shuangxi!"

I went, and I asked him, "Who gave you this name, why does it sound so addictive?" ”

Hearing me ridicule like this, he turned his face even redder: "My real name is Hong Zhen, what a domineering name, but my master had to let me change it, he said that domineering is a good egg, he used to be called Tian Wushuang, and then he didn't let his master forcibly change it to Tian Xinyuan, who did he cry with." Saying that the name is festive can wash away some bad luck. My master said that we must not believe in ghosts in this business, but we must not believe in evil, and some rules that should be kept must be observed, otherwise if we collide with any immortal, we will suffer for the rest of our lives! ”

I nodded yes, and was about to introduce Xiaoyu to him, but I saw Xiaoyu take a step forward and look at him, and said disdainfully: "Side door, isn't it just a corpse bearer, and you still have so many crooked reasons to comfort yourself!" ”

Before I could show a surprised expression, Hong Shuangxi had already said angrily: "What are you talking about!" ”

Xiaoyu, this kid is too stunned, what to say, it doesn't look like a high-intelligence businessman can say it, but I am also sighing, the first time I just heard the word corpse can be like being struck by lightning, he can still look at it with disdain, obviously this kid is also very bold, I can only be a peacemaker: "Okay, okay, let's go, it is estimated that it will be dawn in a while, and there will be some trouble for double happiness at that time!" ”

Xiaoyu 'snorted' and turned her head, and said casually: "What is the bullishness of a corpse bearer, if you can control the corpse, I will admire it, I guess you don't have that ability!" ”

These words really made Hong Shuangxi angry, he was already a little arrogant, when he met Xiaoyu such an unruly master, in this way, the two of them would inevitably pinch each other, not to mention anything else, I can't afford to provoke the buddy behind Hong Shuangxi, so I had to train Xiaoyu: "You don't say a few words, after all, the deceased is the greatest!" ”

Xiaoyu said: "Brother, that is, a person like you who has seen the world, you will always think about others everywhere, I am different, the rivers and lakes should be happy to be revenge, and if he is unhappy, I will do him, except for what interests me, I don't care about anything else!" ”

finally understood, this kid is not guts, but he doesn't take it to heart at all.

I said to him, "I'll talk about the affairs of the rivers and lakes later, but I really doubt how your little temper has survived until now." ”

Xiaoyu smiled at me, and then said to Hong Shuangxi: "Hey, that Hongta Mountain, for my brother's sake, help you, can you carry it, no, we will use the car to carry a section, so thin and embarrassed to come out to sell coolies!" ”

Hong Shuangxi probably suppressed his anger at this time, gritted his teeth and replied viciously to Xiaoyu: "Please respect my profession!" ”