Chapter 421: Strange Ideas
I was silent.
I didn't know what to say.
I just felt that the process was full of gore, even though it turned out to be beautiful.
"Women are all eels, in all senses, Brother Xiaoyou, let me tell you..... This is commonly known as sick Jiao. Miao Qianqian snorted at me secretly: "Everyone has their own choices and lives, and I have no right to comment on anyone's behavior." ”
I groaned for a few seconds, stood up, hugged my fists at Wang Ling and said, "Then we, I wish you good luck and help you two people in the world, and you will live happily in the future." ”
"Thank you." Wang Ling has a faint smile as always, with a touching temperament, she is a very mature and gentle girl in Jiangnan, which makes people can't see that she has such a deep terrible scheming.
Wang Ling was silent, turning into a black mist and returning between Xia Ziwen's fingers.
The two of us sat in the store, and after waiting for half an hour, Xia Ziwen woke up.
"Now that we're awake, let's go." I stood up.
"Don't worry." Miao Qianqian pointed at me and said, "Xia Ziwen, you, the master of electrotherapy qigong, will help us do a single business again, and the man next to me, he said that he also wants to try the kind of electrified stimulating entertainment, please use your left hand to inhale his yang qi and help him take a plane." ”
I was shocked: ??
I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"No way!"
I haven't kicked Miao Qianqian in anger, but Xia Ziwen looked very humiliated and said, "This is impossible!" I don't allow my left hand - Wang Ling to cheat, I won't help any man, do that aspect of the massage, Wang Ling can only suck my yang energy, she is mine..... For men.... I only stop at back massage, which is why I have only absorbed female yang energy and only served women. ”
Xia Ziwen roared angrily, as if he had been extremely humiliated.
Miao Qianqian looked at him calmly: "Do you really only help women massage, and definitely don't help male guests massage?" ”
"Yes!" Xia Ziwen said very firmly: The two of us have gone through too many tribulations, we have experienced a death, we have experienced the Mochizuki eel, escaped from the terrifying restaurant, and experienced the electric fish pond of those little gangsters, and we have come together after a lot of hardships..... We will never betray!
I was suddenly silent.
In my mind, it was full of Wang Ling's faint smile before, and that elegant smile seemed so numbing to my eyes, and there was a lot of hair.
That woman, it's terrible:
He said that it was too easy for him to get himself, and that it was not easy for him to become it, and he would cherish it.
Miao Qianqian also broke out in a cold sweat, and seemed to know Wang Ling's horror, so she slowly came to her senses and said, "Very good!" I say this, this is a test I did for Wang Ling to you, remember what you said today.... Everyone has gone through the wrong path when they were young, but now, you must be clear about your heart, touch your conscience and speak, who is the person who loves you the most. ”
"I understand." He nodded earnestly and solemnly.
I sighed, this Xia Ziwen is also quite miserable..... Well, maybe it's miserable in the sense of happiness, but in the future, it will be a strict wife who has met such a terrible woman.
"We'll figure out how to figure it out over your mother's side, and we'll explain it clearly." Miao Qianqian and I said goodbye to Xia Ziwen and left this massage parlor with Xiaoqing.
When I got into the car, I turned my head to look.
found Xia Ziwen standing at the door of the store, looking at his left palm, like a lover.
He looked like he was living after the catastrophe, and muttered to himself, "We're fine.... We're fine.... It's not that big restaurant that came to us, it's just a few yin people, no malice, and we survived again. ”
If you don't know what's going on, you will definitely think that Xia Ziwen is a poor dick who really treats his left hand as his girlfriend.
But I clearly know that Xia Ziwen's love for Wang Ling is deep to the extreme.
.........
When we returned to the store, Miao Qianqian made a phone call to her grandmother.
Miao Qianqian used her flickering skills to successfully whitewash Xia Ziwen, a special masseuse engaged in women's pleasure services, into a simple electric shock characteristic massage service, which made the old lady laugh heartily, and even the grandmother had a great impression of her, and she had a different mind.
The old lady didn't know about Wang Ling, and told Miao Qianqian that her son had lost his girlfriend Wang Ling, and in her words, she wanted to treat Miao Qianqian as her daughter-in-law, but Miao Qianqian refused with a smile.
The two sides talked for a while before Miao Qianqian hung up the phone, crying and laughing: "Okay, this difficult old lady's matter is solved." ”
I nodded, no problem.
In fact, Wang Ling's ruthlessness to herself and her redemption of Xia Ziwen also touched me to a certain extent.
Of course, what gave me more was a kind of silent fear, and for a long time afterward, I had a strange fear of girls, and I can't say why, women's hearts are needles, and women who do anything for love are also quite terrible, especially between the beds, a woman is full of deep calculations.
Miao Qianqian said to me: "The business is also done.... Walk.... We divide the money and go. ”
I was speechless and said, "You guy is finally revealing your true nature." ”
I'm afraid I'm just waiting for this beginning, after all, it's the first business after I officially cooperated with her to become a shareholder.
However, Miao Qianqian said to me again: "This money, keep an account first, you take it first, our new store is about to open, and there are still many places to use the money." ”
"Huh?" I think today's Miao Qianqian is very strange, and said puzzledly: "I still have a surplus of money here, if you really want to divide it, just divide it, a total of only 30,000 yuan can't do anything big, the new store is almost the same, not bad for this money, don't you just shout all day long about sharing money?" Why don't you want it when it's time to really divide the money? ”
I don't think this is the slamming Miao Qianqian who fell into the eyes of money at all.
"That's different." Miao Qianqian shook her head, "Because I trust you, Brother Xiaoyou, you won't hack my share, I'll keep it and wait for the stock to appreciate." ”
"This...."
Miao Qianqian is very abnormal today, I looked at Miao Qianqian's clear and pure eyes, and muttered in my heart.
As soon as this guy came back, this sentence suddenly popped up, couldn't it be Wang Ling, who had just seen a terrifying mind and was proficient in playing with men's hearts, and had some strange thoughts and wanted to trick me, right?
I was trembling all over, and my heart was inexplicably uneasy, it was terrible for this.
However, this girl is obscene, and I am not a vegetarian, so I finished this work, and continued to study the structure of the picture in the tattoo parlor.
I have to say that Xia Ziwen's yin technique provided me with some inspiration.
It turns out that there is also this method of tattooing on bones, as well as this method of tattooing with electrified carbon ink, which can indeed be used for hard objects.
After all, the carbon ink pen and the ink of the tattoo are essentially the same kind of ink, which can naturally be used to tattoo the Yin Spirit, and Xia Ziwen also showed this with a fingernail.
I'm not in a hurry, after all, Liu Anu has only one head, and the tattoo will be over.
The skull of the gods is the best material for the genitals, and countless yin people flock to it, so I plan to go to the vegetable market to practice the little cow skull.
Moreover, using Liu Anu's head to engrave a tattoo, when my family's new heirloom Yin Vessel - Jiangshan Sheji Map, people may not agree with it.
I held Liu Anu's skull, hesitated for a moment, and whispered, "That, that Liu Fairy, can I use your skull to tattoo it?" ”
Liu Anu's skull was silent.
"How can anyone talk like that?" Miao Qianqian glanced at me, bent down and whispered, "Mom! Can you draw on your skull, two of us? ”
I touched my nose, which was more embarrassing than I said.
At this time, Liu Anu's skull slowly spoke: "As you wish, my body, my flesh, and my bones have all been taken to dismantle and used everywhere, and there is not a single head missing..... However, your tattoo can't contain my Yin Spirit, are you trying to drive me out of my skull? ”
I was stunned.
Liu Anu was right.
Jiangshan Sheji Diagram, this huge ghost thorn diagram, can withstand the entry of other Yin Spirits, but it can't withstand the Yin Spirit of a Dao Immortal.
In this world, the only thing that can withstand this powerful Tai Sui Yin Spirit is the body of a fairy, other artificial Yin Weapons, my family's tattoo picture, and Bai Xiaoxue's peach pit, which can't be put down.
A yin spirit without a dwelling is a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, which will slowly dissipate sooner or later.
"We're not going to drive your yin spirit out of your skull and use your skull as a genital." I said: "This new map of the society of the mountains and rivers, I have thought about it, there is an outer world and an inner world, I will stab the surface of the skull, the mountains and rivers, into a picture of the country, and the inside of the skull, is your world, we will not interfere, as long as you don't pay attention to the surface of the skull, the yin spirit will collapse the ghost village in my painting." ”
Actually, I had some ideas before.
This skull is also divided into inner and outer walls, and we tattooed it on the outside to reproduce the picture of my Cheng family's Jiangshan Society, and Liu A-Nu continued to be in her skull.
Anyway, first reproduce the prototype of my family's ancestral pubic organ, and then say, what is going on with that man, I will go and see when the time comes.
I said, "Is that okay?" ”
Liu A-Nu seemed to be silent and acquiesced.
After all, if you don't rob her of her living space, you won't do anything to yourself. It seems that these days, too, has a good impression of us, and is no longer so resistant and wary, after all, it is her daughters themselves.
Miao Qianqian snorted and laughed, and gave me advice: Haha, Brother Xiaoyou, I understand! I know what to do, this picture, we don't need to be like your ancestors, not based on Chongqing's Fengdu Xudu as the prototype of the ghost village in the underworld, since it is a tattoo on a ball........
"Hmm....." Miao Qianqian lined up the table and shouted: "We take the whole world, five oceans, seven continents, this tattoo picture....... It's called a globe. ”