Big Ben, or the Palace of Westminster Striking Clock, is probably the most famous clock in the world.

Built in 1858, this bell tower has witnessed the glory and decline of the British Empire.

Harry Potter, who had just mastered the magic web system, used magic to hit Big Ben due to accidental operation, resulting in a large piece of rock missing from the surface of the clock tower, and the potholes were extremely obvious.

The British government immediately came forward to explain that this is a natural condition caused by the long history of Big Ben, so please rest assured. A restoration team was immediately mobilized to restore Big Ben.

However, the world was difficult, the landlords had no surplus food, and the British Empire in the context of economic recession gave full play to the inefficiency of the capitalist bureaucracy, passed the buck to each other, and was slow to complete the repair.

As a result, the Scotland Yard police fenced the entire perimeter under the iconic bell tower, forbidding the public to step into it. The tower itself above is also exposed with a large rock outcrop.

"Tut-tut, the British Empire is no longer decent."

Wade Wilson looked at the mottled sunken shadow of the bell tower, smiled playfully, and took out a pair of unremarkable black-rimmed glasses from his pocket and put them on himself.

This glasses is a special model for employees produced by the underground experimental base of the school city, and Konstantin pressed a button on the temples of the glasses, and Leon's figure appeared in the mirror, projecting directly into Deadpool's eyes.

"Good evening, boss."

"Good evening, Mr. Wilson."

As the mastermind behind the scenes, Li Ang was sitting behind the desk at 93 Diagon Alley, he didn't know that Princess Diana, who was far away in Paris, France, had already glimpsed the global layout of the meme company, and even if he knew, he would probably only smile and praise "smart".

The demigod princess from the Greek god line is interesting and a rare sample of great scientific value, but it is undoubtedly more important to solve the problem of the invasion of foreign gods.

Calling Wade Wilson, who specializes in assassination, to London was also part of his plan.

Li Ang, who greeted his subordinates, smiled indifferently and said casually: "In 2012, to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Queen of England's accession to the throne, Cameron, then Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, together with hundreds of parliamentarians, signed a bill to officially change the name of Big Ben to 'Elizabeth Tower' for Lafayette to be happy.

In addition, many Commonwealth countries, with Galeries Lafayette as the supreme leader, have also allocated 20 billion pounds to hold celebrations in various places.

Of the 20 billion pounds, the British Ministry of Defense also deliberately allocated 1.5 billion to distribute new military uniforms and badges to 190,000 British ** people to create a millennium celebration and try to make this commemorative ceremony as magnificent as possible. ”

Hearing Leon's casual narration, Wade Wilson was also a little embarrassed, he himself is a Canadian, he is a member of the Commonwealth, and he knows what the current Commonwealth has become.

1.5 billion pounds sterling was distributed to 190,000 British ** people, which means that a person's uniform, up to 8,000 pounds, is converted into 12,000 US dollars, 66,000 yuan.

How luxurious and extravagant clothes must be to afford this price, and how cheeky it must be to make the corrupt and greedy British bureaucracy come up with such a bill.

Leon, who was watching the scenes and objects of the Palace of Westminster with the help of communication glasses, didn't care, pinched his sharp voice, and said with a smile:

"The old lady of the ordinary people's family has a 60th birthday, and the scenery is lively, and the neighbors will say that this old lady is so blessed and has face, and this family can hold up their heads in that area!

This is true of the people, and even more so of the country!

If even the 60th anniversary of Elizabeth Lafayette's enthronement celebration is held in a humble manner, not only the face of Galeries Lafayette, but also the face of the British Empire will have no place to rest!

How does it reflect the peace of the Commonwealth?

In this way, not only foreigners look down on them, but even ordinary people look down on them!

If the foreigner looks down on you, he will bully you, and if the common people look down on you, he will not obey you, so that something will happen, and the foundation of the ancestors of the British Empire will be destroyed in one fell swoop!

These truths, do those parliamentarians and Zhongtang really not understand or do not want to understand?

I don't think they want to understand!

In other words, their loyalty as courtiers was eaten by the wild cats!

Well, today, our Elizabeth Lafayette also put his words here, whoever makes Lafayette uncomfortable on this birthday, Lafayette will make him uncomfortable for the rest of his life.

What is just 20 billion pounds, embezzle the money to build the invincible navy of the British Empire, and save a few ships, won't the money for the Summer Palace come out?

Only in this way can the decency of Galeries Lafayette be demonstrated, and the decency of the British Empire can be demonstrated! ”

Leon's angry one-man show against the British government immediately drew applause from Deadpool, "Good! That's great, boss, you are really high, and in just a few words, you will ridicule and puncture the status quo of the British Empire that is difficult to support the old decency, dripping and exquisite, and very wonderful. ”

"Hehe, Wade, you have a lot of vision." Li Ang, who was rarely serious for a while, smiled slightly, and said casually: "By the way, Konstantin is nearby, you can make peace with him as soon as possible and make the next move." ”

"Okay." Deadpool nodded yes and looked around.

"Wade, this way."

A standard London accent stopped a stunned Deadpool.

John Constantine, still wearing the long maroon trench coat, stood under the street lamp, smoking a cigarette and whistling cynically in the direction of Deadpool.

Deadpool and Konstantin's personal relationship is not bad, although the two are not heroes and heroes, but they are barely a friendship between sluts and scumbags, often go to bars to drink after work, and form a game of cards with Bane and others to rub two handfuls and so on; When I go out on a mission, I occasionally form a team, go together to kill someone, set a fire, relaxed and comfortable.

"Here we are."

Deadpool scratched his head, walked up to Konstantin without hurry, and said hello, "John, if you smoke all day long, aren't you afraid that you will die one day, leaving no one to take care of your wife and children?" ”

"Passing away? What are you referring to? Tuberculosis or lung cancer? ”

Konstantin spit out a smoke ring absentmindedly, and said indifferently after the smoke: "Even if my lungs are completely necrotic, as long as I go to Dr. Strange to report and receive the next batch of artificial lung organ transplants, I will be healthy in minutes." ”

Deadpool rolled his eyes, noncommittal.

According to Memetic Pharmaceutical's internal assessment, growing a brand new artificial organ out of a petri dish is not expensive at all. Dr. Strange's improved artificial organ production process is not much different from the production of hydroponic meat, and the cost is just as low.

However, in order to take into account the interests of memetic pharmaceuticals and other medical fields, and not to let those people die by themselves, relying on the cheapness of artificial organs, through various unhealthy lifestyles to harm their own bodies,

Memetic Inc. has deliberately raised the overall price of artificial organ transplants around the world by raising the overall price of the surgery, making the public more cautious about organ transplants.

Not only that, Dr. Strange, who is hanging the pot to help the world, has also deliberately tightened the entry threshold for artificial organs, and many citizens waiting in line must go through the "limited number lottery" method to obtain the qualification to receive organ transplants.

Konstantin threw the cigarette butt on the ground, touched the messy stubble, and said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, did you bring something?" ”

"It's all here."

Deadpool picked up the package and pouted in the direction of Big Ben, "Let's go, it's time to let the Bloods know who is in charge of the British Empire." ”