Song Yang and Xiaopang learned Zhang Liang to take off his shoes, put on slippers, and sat on the recliner.

Zhang Liang snapped his fingers at the waiter and said, "Three bottles of wine, according to what I just ordered, you can go out." ”

"Okay, boss!" The young and beautiful waiter is polite like a dummy, and at first glance he is highly trained.

"Damn, society is really getting more and more progressive, and you are more and more good at finding a place, this place is good......" Jin Xiaopang said to Zhang Liang.

"Ha, how is it, the little mood is good, what do you think, Song Yang?" Zhang Liang asked him triumphantly.

"You will still be wrong to do this, it's just that life is so luxurious, tomorrow is the death of peony flowers, and it's worth it." Song Yang replied painlessly.

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, find you a fun place and curse me, do we want to get it, isn't it the peony flower that dies?" Zhang Liang laughed indifferently.

"What's the show, enjoy the bikini?" Song Yang asked as he lay down comfortably.

"I'm all-inclusive tonight, do whatever I want? Under the peony flower, do not die and do not leave. Zhang Liang laughed heartily.

Song Yang and Jin Xiaopang glanced at each other, and the melancholy of the two of them quickly disappeared, and they laughed together: "Okay, I'll squeeze you dry tonight!" ”

When the wine came up, a few side dishes were also delivered. It looks like a high-grade red wine, or an imported original, and it is very high, and the brand says that there is a winery that I have never heard of.

Zhang Liang saw that the wine was coming, and said, "This is the wine of a famous French winery, this French wine, beauty and beauty, and also cures the disease of wealth and nobility, and is good for hyperlipidemia and high blood pressure." And it doesn't go up, drink it with confidence, and you won't feel bad tomorrow if you're drunk. The most important thing is to enliven the atmosphere and enhance the desire in a certain way...... It can be described as a must-have medicine for men and women. ”

"Three bottles, then?" Song Yang smiled.

"Brothers, these three bottles are more than two thousand, after drinking these three bottles, switch to beer, then let go of your stomach casually, haha......" Zhang Liang said with a wine burp.

"That's pretty much it." Song Yang nodded in approval.

Red wine can't always be drunk all at once, and it has a bit of a foreigner's tone of wine tasting. Jin Xiaopang absentmindedly sometimes studied the tropical trees, and sometimes shook the wine glass in his hand in a daze. He is looking forward to the start of the big show on time.

Song Yang also played with the wine glass in his hand and was speechless for a while.

Zhang Liang saw this situation, picked up the wine glass and shouted: "Come on, come on, don't worry, don't worry, first make the atmosphere, how can it be like a middle-aged lost child, life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." Come on, fat man, Song Yang, take a big bite, the main dish always has to be played slowly, don't worry, come right away, I promise not to disappoint you. ”

Jin Xiaopang turned sideways and smiled, and said, "Have you made a fortune recently?" ”

Zhang Liang said with a smile: "Hehe, it's okay, the stock has risen well recently, and I have made a small profit, and it is estimated that the big bull market will come next year, if you want to be rich, hurry up and invest in it......"

Jin Xiaopang smiled, "Isn't this just that there is no money, so I think of ways to make money, and I can't keep reaching out to my father...... I'm going to have an event, I need your girlfriend's support, and there is radio promotion, and the name is New Qin Huai Bayan, how about it, this event is okay? ”

"Not bad, not bad! I'll talk to Xiao Jing tomorrow, but this kind of activity can't make anything, right? ”

"Yes, the main thing is to make a name for yourself in the circle, and you have to pull sponsorship, otherwise you will have to die, or the boss will sponsor you......"

"Yes, you don't know that I am also looking for a big customer, begging grandpa to tell grandma to let them give me money to manage their finances......"

"This, then you have to be careful, don't trouble you if you lose money?" Song Yang kindly reminded.

"That's natural, you must know that with our ability, we must only make money and not lose money...... Song Yang, you are a mathematical genius, but who would have thought that you would become a great detective in a blink of an eye; The little fat man became an entrepreneur; As for me, the target is a financial tycoon...... In the future, you can point to my photo and say to people, look, this tycoon was our buddy in the same house back then......" Zhang Liang is fantasizing about the good times in the future.

Song Yang laughed: "Stinky and beautiful, come, drink, come, little fat man, drink, dry!" ”

The little fat man raised his glass: "For wealth, for beauty, do it!" ”

The three of them began to drink red wine one by one, and the three bottles of French red wine quickly became delicious. After a large bottle went down, Zhang Liang was not only full of problems, but his neck was red and red; The little fat man's eyes are shiny and his skin is shiny; The tip of Song Yang's nose began to sweat.

The words of the three of them also increased, and the estrangement had disappeared at this moment.

Zhang Liang was old, he said: "Brothers, if you are really depressed for women, it is not my brother who said that you two are not worth it, too unworthy." Do you know what kind of animal a woman is? ”

"What kind of animal do you say a woman is?" Song Yang asked curiously.

"Cats, fickle cats, never try to figure out what they're thinking? They would be silent for a while, stealing in the kitchen, sleeping in a basket, and then sneaking out of the door and not knowing where they went. Even if they lie at your feet all day long, looking gentle and lovely, if you annoy them, their sharp little claws hidden in the flesh pads will immediately reach out and cut wounds on you mercilessly......"

Song Yang was happy: "It makes sense, when did you have such a painful understanding, was that girlfriend who hurt you so deeply, stabbing and bloody?" ”

Zhang Liang shook his head, "That's not it, what we men have to do is that the colorful flags outside the house are fluttering, and the red flags inside the walls are not falling...... By the way, I didn't finish talking just now, this woman, even when their love is at its highest, they still have the heart to ask you with suspicion, 'Honey, do you love me or not?' 'Well, sometimes I really don't understand what kind of clockwork is in a woman's head?' ”

Jin Xiaopang said slowly: "It's not all, I think, for women, the key is to domesticate her into a cute dolphin...... That way, you only need to bring two things with them......"

"What's that?" Zhang Liang asked.

"Fish, and sticks!" The little fat man laughed.

Song Yang said: "It also makes sense...... Nietzsche, the master of psychology, said that when you meet a woman, you only need to bring one thing: that is, a whip! ”

Zhang Liang smiled and said, "Whip? That's Nietzsche is too stupid, but this old man is much more stupid than the little fat man, and if he prepared more fish, wouldn't it be much easier...... Hahaha! Here, toast to the whip and the fish! Cheers to the tame woman! ”

"Bang!" The three of them picked up the beer bottle and drank it directly.

"Woman," Zhang Liang continued to sigh, "how to say it, it should be the most puzzling animal in the world......"

"What do you mean by that?"

"They, ask men to be rich, ask men to be handsome, ask men to be capable, ask men to have emotion, ask men to have humor, and ask men to work hard......"

"yes, a lot. The little fat man agreed.

"I'm greedy and lazy, just thinking about getting something for nothing, and the good things in the world belong to her alone, God, how can a man meet them with such a request, and a man can't even do it, it's too greedy! Therefore, it is their natural instinct to be ready to betray at any time...... What did you just say, Nietzsche said to be with them with a whip, wise, very wise! Haha, it's better to believe in a villain than to trust a woman...... What did Confucius say, he was three points better than Nietzsche, what did he say? ”

Song Yang said: "But women and villains are difficult to raise!" ”

"Yes, that's right! Cheers, cheers for a few more beautiful women! The little fat man loudly agreed.

"Cheers to the death of gold!" Zhang Liang said loudly.

The three men were so hot that they all took off their T-shirts and went naked......

Song Yang suddenly remembered Zhang Liang's girlfriend Ai Meijing, that is, the No. 1 school flower, she is now the chief writer of the Jinling Evening News, does she know what kind of person Zhang Liang is outside?

Thinking back then, she was also an unattainable goddess, and the last time I talked to her for a while, she spoke softly, like a breeze.

Now that I think about it, I feel like she's a bit like a person.

Although he was top-heavy and hot, Song Yang's mind was now extremely clear, "Hey, why didn't you think of it before, maybe it was a coincidence?" ”

Jin Xiaopang shouted there: "Drink, drink, you are so careless?" ”

Zhang Liang pulled his big tongue and said, "Don't worry, the show is still starting." ”

"Is there really a show?" Song Yang asked.

Zhang Liang pressed the button on the table and said inside, "Are you ready, you can come up." Then he said to Song Yang and the little fat man: "It is said that they are the three most beautiful chicks here, they just came, and you two are satisfied......