484 Bloomers of All Evils

"Oh, you said you wanted to learn my light cooking?"

"Yes, I want you to teach me...... No, be sure to teach me! ”

In the kitchen, looking at Sakiya standing in front of him with a sincere face, Tang Cheng couldn't help but show an inexplicable smile in his eyes. The commander of the Red Devil Pavilion, who has always been dashing, is unexpectedly modest and studious at the moment, as if he is incarnated as those apprentices in the restaurant who endure hardships and stand hard work in order to learn cooking, but ...... The witty Brother Cheng has already seen through it.

Tang Cheng knew very well what Sakiya was planning, but he didn't want to refuse, or rather, this kind of development was exactly what he wanted.

"Good!" Tang Cheng nodded heavily, "Since you are not ashamed to ask for advice, then I will teach you the next lesson." ”

What a mess, don't use a four-word idiom if you can't use it...... Listening to Tang Cheng's idiom that even a physical education teacher would be abused to death, Sakuya couldn't help but slander himself.

"First of all, there is one thing you need to understand before you start learning light cooking, and that is what is dark cuisine?" Tang Cheng said with a stern face, "There are generally two kinds of so-called dark cuisine, one is to mix various ingredients together in a very terrifying way, and then make a very incredible ultimate poisoning dish that not only makes you dizzy when you look at it, but also makes you want to die if you eat it, and even the steel plate and casserole will melt through." Of course, I don't recommend or advocate this kind of dark cuisine, and I disdain it, because the cuisine itself is for eating, and if the cooking is no longer edible, or even dies if you eat it, then it can't be called a cuisine in essence. It can only be said that it is poison. ”

"And the second is to make zuò in an incredible way, although it is dark on the surface, but the essence is the ultimate delicious dark dish, although it is incomprehensible to ordinary people. There may even be prejudices against this, but as long as you are a real foodie, you will definitely be able to understand it...... This kind of cooking, and even this way of cooking, I call it groping for light in the darkness and finding salvation in the fall, which is the highest level of dark light cuisine! ”

After Tang Cheng finished speaking, he looked up at a 45-degree angle, lonely as snow.

Sakiya blinked. Although I didn't understand it, I deeply felt the loftiness in its artistic conception. I suddenly sighed in my heart: Although I am a pervert, I do have the heart of a kitchen god at least in this aspect of cooking, no wonder there is such an amazing kitchen pressure, no wonder I can make such amazing light dishes!

"So. How do I learn Dark Light Cooking? Sakuya couldn't wait to ask, "No, precisely, what do I need to do if I want to learn this dark cuisine?" ”

"Hmm......" Tang Cheng touched his chin and thought for a moment, "Sure enough, the most important thing is talent, if there is no talent, then no matter what you do, there is no point." ”

"Do I have this talent?"

Tang Cheng frowned, "You are the number one chef in Gensokyo. Until now, I haven't touched the threshold of light cooking, so it can be seen that the talent is not high, but at least you can feel my cooking pressure. It can be seen that there is still a little bit of it, so it is not impossible to learn how to cook lightly......"

"1% inspiration and 99% effort?" Sakiya is clearly clear about the formula for success.

But Tang Cheng shook his head and smiled, "This sentence is not right, don't believe it, 1% inspiration plus 99% effort is absolutely impossible to succeed, of course." On the other hand, with 99% inspiration and 1% effort like mine, there is absolutely no reason why it should not be successful. But ordinary people want to be like me. It's really too difficult, so the formula I recommend to you ordinary people is...... 1% inspiration plus 49% effort plus 5o% interest, and interest and inspiration are undoubtedly the most important. ”

"I see." Sakuya thought to himself, it didn't seem to be unreasonable, after all, if he didn't even have the interest in learning, the so-called effort was just a show, not a real effort at all. And I have no problem in this regard, making zuò Izumi cuisine to win the favor of the eldest lady, this is the source of my interest, as for the 1% of inspiration...... No matter what, you can't do without, so all that's left is hard work.

Well, I can do it!

Suddenly, Sakuya was full of confidence.

"Now that it's decided, ...... Let's start with the way we look. Looking at Sakiya, who nodded frequently, Tang Cheng said.

"Starting from the outside?"

"Hmm." Tang Cheng shook his hand casually, and there was already an extra skirt in his hand that was thin in fabric and obviously needed to be returned to the factory to be remade, and said with a smile, "Wearing my handmade apron can improve your basic cooking skills by at least five points...... Eh, wait! If you have something to say, you don't slap people in the face! ”

Before Tang Cheng finished speaking, Sakuya had already taken out a dagger from his thigh with a black face and pointed at Tang Cheng as if threatening.

Sakuya took back the dagger and said coldly: "I humbly ask you for advice, and I hope you can give guidance seriously, but if you talk nonsense again, I won't be polite to you...... Hmph, I know your vulgar personality so well now, it's no longer possible for you to fool me with your appearance! ”

When did my brother eat by his appearance? It's always been up to the brain!

Tang Cheng sneered, but said: "I'm not talking nonsense, but I have actual numbers to support me...... Think about it, when you put on this apron, your love will be in a state of great shame, and in this state, one's attention will reach the limit of improvement, and no matter what you do, you will be able to do more with less...... Take me, for example, although I am strong at all times, my complete body is definitely completely naked. ”

"That's because you're a pervert." Sakiya rolled her eyes.

"This has nothing to do with whether it is a pervert or not, or rather, because a pervert has no shame, the increased combat effectiveness is not as much as that of ordinary people. For example, the legendary person, he was originally just an ordinary office worker, living a life of eating and waiting for death every day, but one day he accidentally picked up a pair of underwear and wore it outside on a whim, so he became the legendary person who wore underwear outside and could fly around the earth in five seconds! ”

"It's serious nonsense again."

"You don't believe me?"

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

"yes, that's a shame." Tang Cheng withdrew his hand stupidly and said in a low voice, "Originally, I wanted to say that if I put on a mini apron, I would definitely make the eldest lady's eyes shine, and then I would make zuò Izumi cooking......"

"Wait!" Suddenly, Sakuya snatched the apron that Tang Cheng had not "had time" to stuff into his backpack, and said with a slight red face, "Actually...... I've thought about it carefully, and now what you're saying isn't completely unreasonable, at least the concentration does have a bit of an effect, then...... So, I'll just think I've been deceived by you, and I'll give it a try. ”

After saying that, Sakuya ran to the changing room next door.

You have been deceived by me.

Tang Cheng thought silently, then sat aside, quietly waiting for Sakiya to change his clothes and come out, and after a while, Sakiya finally walked out of the changing room wearing his handmade apron, but Tang Cheng looked up and was so depressed that he almost vomited blood...... After putting on the apron, Sakiya's career line is not as majestic as before, but the smooth back and thighs are eye-catching, but the most critical problem is that the apron that was supposed to show her ass was supposed to be exposed, and Sakuya actually wore a pair of bloomers inside the frenzy!

What kind of apron don't you wear?

Tang Cheng felt that his heart had been hit by Yan zhòng.

"What? Dissatisfied? As if he knew what he was thinking, Sakiya glared and said, "Bloomers are the standard in Gensokyo, don't come if you're not happy." ”

"No, it's good if you're happy."

Tang Cheng smiled and waved his hand, originally he wanted to take this opportunity to see if the underwear that Sakiya changed out of was the rainbow underwear that the god of underwear could be summoned as long as he collected seven of them, but now it seems that with the escort of bloomers, this kind of shortcut will not work...... Sure enough, as long as they were all defeated first, they could snatch their underwear.

"This is my own manual for light cooking, and now that you've put on a solid apron, you've reached the beginner's level, so you just need to practice it...... Come on, believe in yourself, you can do it. Tang Cheng handed a booklet to Sakiya, then walked to the stove, put a small castle that was simmering over a slow fire on the tray, and walked out of the kitchen.

"What's that?" Seeing him eating again, Sakuya instinctively was a little vigilant...... Anyway, the eldest lady just finished breakfast, can she be so diligent?

"Oh, it's tonic porridge." Tang Cheng replied calmly, "Earlier, I heard that Lord Pacuri, a member of your Red Devil Pavilion, is not in good health, has asthma, and often coughs, so I specially made this porridge for her to replenish her body. ”

"Nothing to offer, either treachery or theft." Looking at the back of Tang Cheng's departure, Sakyo suddenly whispered, but she wasn't too worried about Patchouli's side, after all, Patchouli would not be as mentally retarded as the eldest lady, and if Tang Cheng wanted to use the same method to fool Patchouli, he would definitely run into a wall and return.

"Hmm...... What is it? ”

As he was talking, suddenly, Sakiya saw a few yellow petals in the trash can next to the stove, vaguely familiar, and couldn't help frowning.

Picking it up and looking at it, Sakiya quickly determined the variety of this flower.

"It's a sunflower!"

This kitchen will be cleaned every day when he sleeps, and only he will work in this kitchen, and then Tang Cheng, so the broken sunflower petals are undoubtedly left by Tang Cheng, but ......

"Where did he get the sunflowers?"

Sakuya frowned, and there was a faint bad premonition in her heart.

……

"I see, that's what happened!"

Meanwhile, in a remote corner, Ling smiles knowingly at the letter in her hand.

"What do you understand?" Kamiyo hurriedly asked.

Ling said while burning the letterhead: "I have fought an online war with Tang Cheng before, and the code on this letter was simulated through the battle at that time, so you may not understand, then I will directly say the result...... To put it simply, it is impossible to bring down the Red Devil Pavilion by yourself, but it is different if there is an external force to join, and the so-called driving the tiger and devouring the wolf is like this. (To be continued)

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