Chapter 100: The Little Lamb bleats
Mo Zhu twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that he had heard a mistake, and interjected: "Childe, what are you doing when you buy sheep?" Didn't you just pick up the wind and wash the dust for the ancestor yesterday? Another feast? ”
"The saint punished a certain month, and he wanted to give General Hou that old man, and this son's silver can be comfortably taken by people?"
Mo Zhu suddenly realized, "Come on, Childe, the little one will go." ”
Before Cui Jiu came back from Yuezhou, he did a lot of such lack of morality, and he was used to it.
originally thought that he had worked hard and changed his ways, but now I look at it...... Forget it, it's by nature.
Mo Zhu raised his feet to leave, but Cui Jiu grabbed him again and whispered: "Specially select the ones that are good-looking and lively!" ”
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Are you choosing a sheep, or are you sending a concubine to General Hou, and you have to pay attention to your appearance and temperament when you break the sheep?
"Childe, what's it like?"
"Why are you so stupid? It should be of good color, to show that a certain is not playing with General Hou, and he loves him in his heart; If you like to drill around and go on a rampage, General Hou is a military general, so he likes this. ”
Mo Zhu didn't know why, but he still went to the West Market to listen to Cui Jiu's words, and drove a group of sheep back, and the sheep really jumped out of their temperament, and Mo Zhu was sweating profusely, and the chickens and dogs jumped everywhere he went.
Along the way, many officials who had just left the court saw it and asked curiously: "Cui Yushi, what are you doing here?" Why did you become a shepherd? ”
Cui Jiu smiled helplessly, "Didn't you say that about General Hou, Your Majesty punished me for a month, and General Hou asked him to send him over immediately after he went to court." Thinking that our Daqing officials' January Yulu is silver, grain and sheep, go to the West Market to take a look, today is a sheep, simply replaced by sheep, this is not sending it to him! ”
This...... Shouldn't normal people understand that they should send money? You send sheep...... There seems to be nothing wrong with that.
Cui Jiu drove the sheep all the way, greeted all the way, and finally arrived at General Hou, the porter saw it, and was almost so frightened that he didn't close the door, why did such a large group of sheep rush directly towards their house!
"Don't stop it, don't stop it, don't hurt a certain sheep, this is a certain compensation to General Hou, you haven't seen meat for a few months, why are you so anxious?"
As soon as General Hou heard that Cui Jiu was coming to give him a fine, he rushed to the front yard with a long face, and almost didn't make the sheep in this yard angry, "Cui Jingxing, what are you doing?" ”
Cui Jiu's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "General Hou is really a noble person, how forgetful!" Didn't you ask someone to send a certain Yulu over, a certain Yulu is just so many sheep, I don't believe you order, if there are more, you don't need to pay it back. Give your little lady a make-up for her body, I heard that I want to eat meat and want to get sick, it's pitiful! ”
General Hou stomped his feet, raised the knife and was about to cut at Cui Jiu, Cui Jiu's body flashed, and the knife happened to cut on a sheep, and the sheep's blood came to his face, splashing General Hou's own face.
"The surname is Cui, are you a bully when you are Hou? Lao Tzu is going to ask you what Qinghe Cui means today? ”
"General Hou, you go and ask yourself, does the imperial court send money and sheep? A certain saw that today's sheep is very fat, so he changed it for you, and if you don't like it, just say, wouldn't it be good to give you back the silver? Why do you have to cut so-and-so? It's so deceitful! ”
"Mozhu, take the silver."
When Mo Zhu heard this, he quickly took out a month's worth of silver and respectfully handed it to General Hou.
General Hou slapped it, and the plate of silver ingots rolled to the ground.
Cui Jiu's chin raised, "Since General Hou doesn't want sheep and wants silver, then please help someone send the sheep back, forget about the one who was hacked to death by you, don't want it." ”
The people in the mansion were dumbfounded, so many wild sheep, I don't know where Cui Jiu found them, the mansion has become a mess, okay, where will I catch it for a while?
At this moment, a large group of people were already crowded at the gate of General Hou's mansion, and it was fun to see it.
General Hou wanted to be embarrassed the most, and roared angrily, "Arrest, arrest and return to him." ”
At this time, Cui Dou walked out of the crowd and slapped Cui Jiu's head, "Why are you so stingy, but a few sheep, and you can get it back and give it to General Hou to eat...... Ouch General Hou, the old Taoist priest looks at your face, green ......"
Before the old Taoist priest's words were finished, General Hou had already pushed the two out with one palm, and closed the door with a chirp.
The old Taoist priest looked at Cui Jiuzhi and shook his head, put his arms around his neck, dragged him out of the crowd, and got into the carriage, "You and Ah Qiao are both afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but how is it good?" Don't you have to live that day? ”
"The key is that one or two of them feel that Lao Tzu is the best in the world, and he is not afraid. A mountain is higher than a mountain, young man, sooner or later you will have to kick the iron plate like this, and you will suffer! ”
Unexpectedly, Cui Jiu smiled, "Great-ancestor, please rest assured, a certain and Ah Qiao are persimmons picking up soft pinch, if you meet Your Majesty and great-ancestor you, the admiration will immediately be like a surging river out of the floodgate, stretching endlessly......"
As he spoke, he lowered his voice, "The surnamed Hou has a grudge against the sage, and Li Weigong and Zhang Liang have already sued him, saying that he will rebel sooner or later, although the sage has suppressed it, he no longer likes him." This is to make our Cui family completely draw a line with him. ”
"If you only think about yourself and offend people everywhere, then you are not worthy of being the head of the Cui family. You can rest assured, today in the court, a certain has shifted everyone's attention to the martial arts of Goguryeo, and no matter what the sage plans, the military department Shangshu has already moved his heart, and the next court will go to the sage to ask for silver. ”
In fact, those people went down to the court, and they all scolded Cui Jiu in their hearts for being a little fox.
Originally, the sage didn't say that this silver was used for war, but Cui Jiu even moved out Sun Tzu's Art of War! Even with them, they feel that this money has to be given priority to the military department!
This girl is obviously for the benefit of the He family, but in fact, she is fighting for his father's doctrine. Who doesn't know, his father is leading troops near Goguryeo, if His Majesty is on an expedition, then his father must be the main force!
After going around in such a big circle, he got face in front of the He family, and all the silver was fished into his pocket!
Cui Jiuke didn't care what happened to them, and said to the old Taoist priest: "Great ancestor, I'm going to look for Ah Qiao, and I promised King Deng Kang's things, but I haven't given it to him yet." ”
The old Taoist priest became unusually serious when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "You take Ah Qiao to Tianxu Province to find King Deng Kang first, King Deng Kang is extraordinary in His Majesty's heart, let Ah Qiao hold this golden thigh firm, and then lead her to see the old monk." The old monk had something to say to her. ”
Cui Jiu was shocked, the great ancestor wanted Yun Ze to protect Ah Qiao, he knew, but Master Zhiyuan had not appeared in front of people for many years, why did he want to see Ah Qiao.
He looked at the old Taoist priest inquiringly, but the old Taoist priest shook his head, "The Buddha said, don't be cloudy!" ”
Aren't you a Taoist? What a Buddhist language!
Cui Jiu jumped out of the carriage helplessly, what the old Taoist priest didn't want to say, if you pry open his mouth with a knife, he won't say it.