When night fell, Li Zifeng acted according to the plan and asked the clown to meet again, but this time he didn't go to a high-end Western restaurant, but a roadside kebab stall......

The clown is not modest, take him to a high-end restaurant, he is really subtle, order whatever is expensive, or come to the night market stall to eat more cost-effective, whatever you eat, tube full!

When Li Zifeng waited for the clown, the clown's first words were: "Hehe, did you suffer last time?" ”

"No, I just like the atmosphere." Li Zifeng replied lightly. The eight-armed green ape next to him wanted to interject, but he didn't know what to say, and the clown didn't pay attention to him, which made him very embarrassed.

The clown flipped through the menu and said without raising his head: "We just met yesterday, and I asked out again today, have you figured it out?" ”

Yesterday's murder, in fact, the meaning is obvious, the clown just wants to force Li Zifeng to comply, that is, to make him obedient and take the initiative to hand over his heart, otherwise Li Zifeng will become more and more unbearable in the future.

Li Zifeng said: "I figured it out, so I'm going to kill you." ”

The clown was stunned, shrunk his neck, raised his head, and grinned: "You want to kill me?" Okay, okay. "When I speak, my body sways from side to side, like lice on my body, and I am really naughty.

"Your corrupt ability is nothing, my friend also has the same ability as you, my blood can suppress his ability, believe it?" Li Zifeng squinted and asked.

The clown's head shook like a rattle, "Believe it or not, let me see." ”

Li Zifeng shook his head, the eight-armed green ape understood what it meant, pinched the two chopsticks on the table, flipped them back and forth in his hands, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The clown held his cheeks, looked serious, and asked, "Do you know the professor too?" As soon as he finished speaking, the clown immediately sat up straight and said, "No, you're lying to me, you can't have this ability!" ”

Li Zifeng secretly thought in his heart, the clown should have leaked his mouth just now, there is a way that a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, no matter how smart he is, he has done something wrong, when he says the wrong thing, who is the professor in the clown's mouth?

Before Li Zifeng could figure it out, the clown picked up a small dish, which was used to pour the sauce, put it in his palm and rubbed it lightly twice, and when he let go of his hand, it was already a ball of black ash.

The eight-armed green ape glared, and said in his heart that this is not magic, right? Hurriedly looked sideways at Li Zifeng, Li Zifeng was silent, and the eight-armed green ape had to bite the bullet and continue to compete.

He also grabbed the small dish in front of him and rubbed it back and forth in his hand, and after a while, with a flip of his wrist, the small dish disappeared.

Bang Bang Bang!

The clown immediately applauded, like a child, seeing some wonderful performance, "It's great, it's great!" Come on, change this! ”

The clown suddenly lifted the stool under his buttocks and put it on the table with a bang, and the surrounding diners were stunned, thinking that this table was going to fight, so they all hid far away.

The proprietress hurriedly came over to say good things, persuaded the clown to sit down, and brought him a new stool.

The stool, which was more than half a person high, was placed on the dining table, and it was really eye-catching.

After all, the eight-armed green ape is just a magician, if you don't rely on props, just rely on the kung fu of your hands, to make a half-person high stool disappear, it is absolutely impossible, especially if you are so close, no matter how these two hands shake, it is estimated that they will be exposed.

He gritted his teeth, pointed at the clown, and said, "You...... You're finding fault, you have the ability to change one for me! As soon as this change of word was spoken, Li Zifeng trembled, and his heart said that he wanted to reveal the filling.

Fortunately, the clown didn't care, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say." ”

No one paid attention to the diners around him, and the clown lifted the stool down, and in the process of moving it down, the stool seemed to be smeared with black ink in mid-air, and the smeared part continued to devour other places, and by the time the clown's hands were on the ground, the stool was gone.

The eight-armed green ape was shocked, he was a magician, and when he saw this scene, he could only consider magic, he thought that the clown was cheating, and hurriedly reached out to the position where the clown paused, dangling around, trying to touch the stool that might have been invisible.

But after touching it for a long time, all I could touch was air.

The eight-armed green ape was shocked, Li Zifeng panicked, no one would have thought of this, the clown is not so easy to deceive, he is neurotic, but he is not stupid.

"What are you?" The eight-armed green ape wristed, only to hear a fluttering sound, and a white dove suddenly appeared in his palm.

The clown clapped his hands again, "Awesome, awesome, let me see if it's true." ”

The eight-armed green ape handed the white dove to the clown, Li Zifeng was about to refuse, the clown had already held the white dove in the palm of his hand, Li Zifeng secretly said that it was not good, but this could not be stopped.

"Look, how beautiful, they are the apostles who spread their wings and soar in the sky, they are the embodiment of kindness and beauty, but it's a pity that they met me......" Before the words fell, the white dove was quickly wrapped in a cloud of black mist, and when the black fog dissipated, a complete bird skeleton fell into the clown's palm.

With a bang, the eight-armed green ape swallowed and spitted, he stared at the clown with wide eyes, and then looked sideways at Li Zifeng, he finally knew that the person sitting opposite him was not a magician at all, he had the ability that this human could not have!

The clown grinned, "By the way, have you had surgery?" ”

The eight-armed green ape shook his head.

The clown asked again, "Have you seen your own skeleton?" ”

The eight-armed green ape shook his head again.

The clown asked mysteriously, "So, do you want to see your own skeleton?" ”

"There are still important things to do, I will not accompany you, if you have the opportunity to get together again." Before he finished speaking, the eight-armed green ape stood up and left, taking out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket as he walked, and kept wiping his forehead.

"Hahaha, he's such a coward, cowardier than me." The clown munched on the lamb skewer and smiled like a child.

Li Zifeng said: "Nothing else, I'll go first." ”

Just as he was about to get up, the clown suddenly waved his hand and said, "Eh, I haven't eaten anything, so I'm leaving?" If you want to go, you settle the account first, I don't have any money, hehe. ”

Li Zifeng patted five hundred yuan and was about to get up, when the clown said again: "You want to leave after settling the account?" From the meeting to the end, the whole process is only three minutes, even if I am a young lady who comes out to sell, you have to respect me a little bit and consider my feelings, right? ”

Li Zifeng knows that it is not easy for him to leave, but the clown is estimated not to kill himself tonight, a person who dares to take the initiative to find fault with him, he will not launch a sneak attack, the sneak attack is because he can't beat it, because the strength is not equal, if I can beat others, I can use the sneak attack? In front of him, all sorts of hammers.

"Since you're here, let's take a look at something fun before we go." The clown took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked it twice, and handed it to Li Zifeng.

The mobile phone shows a picture of a family's living room, from the angle of analysis, it should be a camera hidden behind a flower pot or some decoration, and an old man in the living room is holding a child watching TV.

"Do you know what I hate the most?" The clown took a bite of enoki mushrooms and asked coldly.