On the last day of March, during the evening class, Ming Hao looked at the extremely excited classmates and laughed secretly.

"Tomorrow is April 1st, you know what day it is!" Ming Hao said.

"April Fool's Day—" in unison.

"Yes! I know you've been holding back the bad! In order to divert your bad attention, several of our teachers have discussed it! Tomorrow, there will be quizzes for each subject, and the scores will be counted towards the overall grade of the semester. I hope you will be good for yourself,—— and ask for more blessings for yourself! ”

"Huh? - Alas! Again, in unison.

"Remember one sentence: people are under the roof and have to bow their heads." After speaking, the bell for school rang, Ming Hao put his hands behind his back, squinted at his classmates, and walked out of the classroom.

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"Today's class, you have to be careful! These bear children don't have to hold back any bad tricks, right? English teacher Su and Du Tao, who walked to the classroom together, said.

"If you keep your face strained and don't give them a smile, they won't dare." Du Tao shares his experience.

"Alas! Class 8 students, so active! - It's hard to prevent it! ”

Teacher Su walked into the classroom and stepped directly onto the podium, as Du Tao said, with a serious face.

Li Daqi stabbed Dong Zixuan next to him: "Isn't it an exam?" Su Su didn't take the roll! ”

"yes!" Dong Zixuan immediately raised his hand, "Teacher, did you forget to bring something?" ”

"You're stupid!"

"You're a second! Isn't it good not to take an exam? ”

……

Zixuan's question immediately attracted criticism from his classmates.

"What did I forget? Do you think teachers are so easy to deceive? - Just want me to go back to the office! I'll tell you: even if I leave my IQ in the office today, I won't pick it up! Die to this heart! Teacher Su still said seriously.

"Isn't it Teacher ——,, didn't your teacher discuss anything yesterday?" Zixuan continued to ask.

"What are you talking about? Do you think teachers are like you bear kids? - Just thinking about making it bad! After Mr. Su finished speaking, he continued the class.

"Got it——! Brother Hao put us together first! Li Daqi looked at Zixuan, "Then go as planned." ”

"Humph! Let's take a heel first! You have to fight back! Otherwise, our IQ will be lost. Zixuan said angrily.

……

"Teacher Su, Sun Yucong vomited! What can I do? "It's about to be out of class, Han Mengmeng suddenly shouted.

Teacher Su, who was leaving homework on the blackboard, turned around and hesitated: "Vomited?" - Students, take note of your homework! She stepped off the podium suspiciously.

Han Mengmeng hurriedly went to the back of the classroom and took a broom and a pinch of sticks, ready to clean up the vomit on the floor.

Teacher Su couldn't help but feel a little sick when he saw the porridge-like thing on the ground: "Really sick?" Meng Meng, you hurry up and find Teacher Ming, this-I'll sweep it. ”

Li Daqi pushed Teacher Su aside: "No, no, how can I let you sweep this!" After class, go back, we have us! ”

Here, Lu Jiayi and others took care of Sun Yucong, some people carried water, and some people beat their backs.

At this time, Ming Hao was also called to the classroom by Han Mengmeng, he looked at the things on the ground, and then looked at Sun Yucong who was lying on the table and the busy classmates around him, and took out his mobile phone.

"Call 120!"

"No, you don't! Teacher, I'm okay now! It's just a stomach problem, and after taking medicine, it's fine. Sun Yucong hurriedly stopped.

"No, we have to go to the hospital! Stomach problems are not a trivial matter, at least do a gastroscopy! It's just that you may suffer a little bit of a gastroscopy if you have to insert a tube in your mouth, it will be very nauseous and painful! - But, I can't help it, I have to check it! Minghao picked up his mobile phone again to make a call.

Dong Zixuan hurriedly snatched the phone: "Don't, don't, observe again." Maybe - it's the wrong thing! ”

Teacher Su asked Minghao: "It's not so troublesome to do gastroscopy now, right?" ”

"Who said that? That's it! I have to eat a bowl of dry barium powder before making it, but it's unpalatable! - However, what should I do if I am sick and delayed? Say no more, let's go! - I'm going to drive Mr. Du's car. Ming Hao looked very anxious.

"No need! Teacher, I'm all right! Maybe it was just the cold stuff I ate in the morning, but now it's fine! Sun Yucong grabbed Ming Hao.

"yes, that's what you ate in the morning! See if you're still hungry in the future? - Teacher, it's okay, go back to the office and rest! Zhao Junyi said.

"Why don't I take you home?" Teacher Su said.

"Not at all! I- I'm really fine! ”

"It's okay! It's all right! A false alarm. Teacher, please come back! Thank you, teacher! Li Daqi and Dong Zixuan pushed the two teachers out of the classroom.

Ming Hao said: "Okay then! If you don't feel well, call the teacher, don't stand up. He also said to Li Daqi and Dong Zixuan, "Clean up the ground!" "I went back to the office with Mr. Su.

……

Teacher Su said, "At first, I thought they were planning to lie to me! I didn't expect to be really sick! ”

Ming Hao smiled and said, "You think they didn't lie to you?" ”

"Huh? That's ——, really vomited! ”

"Humph! - Spit up? Can the spit out have such a whole grain of rice? - The big cloud beans are all whole! It was obvious that the filled eight-treasure porridge was poured on the ground! ”

Teacher Su said, "Huh? …… You say these stinky kids! - It is impossible to prevent it. You don't know——, I can't see people vomiting the most! I almost threw up when I saw all those things on the ground! - So, why don't you expose them? ”

"After all the effort, let them be a little proud! Fortunately, they knew how to take care of the situation and did not delay the class. It's this trick——, it's disgusting. ”

"Let's go back to the office and don't say anything!" Teacher Su said with a wry smile.

"It's hard to get in trouble, isn't it——?"

"That's it! Let other teachers experience the pain of April Fool's Day too! - It's usually too depressing, it's rare to have fun! ”

"It's rare, the serious Su Lao ruthless also has another side of naughty!" Ming Hao asked.

"What? Su Lao is ruthless! Teacher Su stopped and stared at Ming Hao with wide eyes.

"Yes, Su Lao is ruthless! That's what students call you behind their backs. Say you're stricter than Teacher Ai! ”

"Su Lao is ruthless——? Okay! As long as you think of me again in the future, don't say that I mislead people's children. Ruthless - just ruthless! ”

"No, it won't! These kids still know what to do! They say it's a pleasure to listen to your lectures. Your knowledge has a lot to expand, and you must have a lot of preparation for lessons, not limited to textbooks! - Good work! Ming Hao said sincerely.

"Actually, who of us isn't like that? During the college entrance examination, they all said: one more point, more than 1,000 people. But where do students' scores come from? If you can't talk about a knowledge point and practice a question type, you may suffer a heavy failure. Besides, even if you talk about it and practice it, you can't do it if the students don't remember it! Therefore, it is not considered that the lecture and the listening meeting will be completed, and it is only right to write it on the paper! We're going to have to keep going as hard as ever! ”

"That's right! Let's go down together! - Let them cry! ”

"That's it! If the baby doesn't cry when it's just born, it's completely off! ”

They walked into the office smiling.

"Who cried? You two just finished class? Minghao, I'm in our class next class, there's no danger, right? Physics teacher Wu asked.

"Danger? What dangers? There is danger, and your little girl doesn't remind you at home? Teacher Su just came back from class, you ask her! Ming Hao threw the topic to Mr. Su.

"Very good! Nothing! Teacher Su sat down and couldn't help but steal the fun.

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Du Tao looked at Ming Hao and said, "Our class also performed a big drama today!" Can your class stop? ”

"What's wrong with your class?"

"In the first class of my class, not long after that, Zhang Long shouted: 'Teacher, Bian Kehui's nose is bleeding!' When I looked, he was wiping it with a tissue! Blood! I don't know if it's true or not! But it's better to believe that there is! I asked Zhang Long to accompany him to the water room to wash. But I'm still not at ease! So he went out with him and wanted to see the situation in the water room. But as soon as I went out——, the room burst into laughter. - Tricked by this stinky boy! ”

"Just being tricked? It's- it's not like you! Ming Hao said with a smile.

"How can that? - I turned around and locked the back door with the key, and I came in through the front door and locked the door from the inside. The two boys were pitifully sitting outside the window, and I pretended not to see. ”

Teacher Su asked, "What's the matter with that blood?" ”

Du Tao said: "Where did the blood come from? - Red Ink! ”

"You haven't let them into the house for class?" Ming Hao asked.

"How can that? I had them do twenty push-ups each. Du Tao took out his mobile phone, "Look, I also videotaped them!" When I get back, I'll send them to the group. ”

Ming Hao said: "You have infringed on my intellectual property rights!" Be careful I sue you! - Push-ups are my patent! ”

……

Teacher Wu said, "Terrible April Fool's Day! Today, even Principal Shi was recruited! ”

"Ah......? Which class of students is so bold? Du Tao asked hurriedly.

"One class. Originally, they wanted to scare Principal Hu, so they put a plastic doll on the half-hidden door. Unexpectedly, Principal Shi pushed the door in, and the doll fell down immediately, and Principal Shi hurriedly reached out to catch ,—— didn't catch it! ”

"Students must not laugh and be stunned!" Teacher Su kept laughing.

"Students—they're all scared! How dare you laugh! …… Instead, Principal Shi picked up the doll, slapped the doll twice, and said, 'Call you dishonest!' Does it hurt? The students couldn't help but laugh! Teacher Wu said with tears of laughter.

"Hahaha! This old man is actually going to be cute! ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Teacher Wu——, the preparatory bell has ringed! Go ahead and see if there are any dolls! Du Tao reminded with a smile.

Teacher Wu hurriedly ran to the classroom with the textbooks and lesson plans, and just walked to the door of the bathroom, Dong Zixuan came out of it.

"Hello Mr. Wu! It's our class, right? Zixuan took the textbook and lesson plan in Teacher Wu's hand and walked to the classroom together.

"You don't have anything to do in your class, do you?" Teacher Wu looked at Zixuan with a suspicious gaze.

"Don't worry! We won't hurt you! ”

"You have a conscience!"

At the door of the class, Zixuan handed the things in his hand back to Teacher Wu, took a step back, and stood behind the teacher.

"Let's go inside!" Teacher Wu said to Zixuan.

"You're in advance! I can't be so unruly! ”

"Did you do something on the door?" Teacher Wu stared at Zixuan and asked.

"On the door? …… What can you do on the door? You, you're thinking too much! ”

When Mr. Wu saw that the door was closed tightly and there was nothing on it, he reached out and pulled the door boldly.

She grabbed the handle and pulled it casually, but it was terrible! The door panel - suddenly collapsed! Teacher Wu was stunned! At this time, Dong Zixuan, who was behind him, hurriedly raised his hands and firmly held the fallen door panel.

"Happy Holidays!" At this time, the students in the classroom also stood up and said hello.

……

Li Daqi came out with a screwdriver and installed the door panel with Zixuan.

"Happy——? I've been scared twice by you, and my life is about to end! Teacher Wu was shocked.

"It's okay! Am I not behind you to protect you? Besides, we know that your heart is good! Zixuan smiled and returned to his seat.

"Dong Zixuan, Li Daqi, come out ——!" Teacher Wu said with a straight face.

Seeing the teacher's serious face, the two of them didn't dare to ask more, and walked to the podium tremblingly.

"Push-ups, twenty each!" Thinking of the punishment method that Du Tao said just now, Mr. Wu said.

"Here? - Why don't you go up to the hallway? The two begged.

"If you rub it any longer, the price will rise!"

"Good, good! That's it! The two men looked back at everyone and reluctantly fell to the ground.

Teacher Wu thought to himself, "Why didn't I bring my phone?" - Miscalculation! ”

She thinks back to her high school days, when students met their teachers like mice met cats. When I saw the teacher from afar, I could hide if I could, but I really couldn't hide, I had to say hello, and I didn't dare to breathe. How could you ever have the courage to joke with a teacher? ——The times are different, and the relationship between teachers and students is also different!

She glanced at her daughter Wu Tong, and the little girl hurriedly lay on the table.

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"Brother Hao, what is the first class?" Dong Zixuan asked Li Daqi in a low voice.

"Fourth verse! - Can't remember the timetable? ”