Yan Jie saw that Lu Xiaobai knew each other so well, and he didn't bother to take care of Lu Xiaobai for the time being.

After all, his target today is Li Yanran, and now Lu Xiaobai has become coerced, and there is no threat to him.

Glancing at Lu Xiaobai with disdain, Yan Jie enjoyed taking a sip of water very much, what he enjoyed most was this moment of victory, all opponents could only obediently surrender at his feet in the end.

Seeing that Lu Xiaobai was no longer in the way, Yan Jie focused on Li Yanran again.

"Ranran, in the future, in this one, I, Yan Jie, will cover you, you can inquire casually, who dares to provoke my Yan Jie's name in this!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Lu Xiaobai with disdain, and snorted coldly: "It's not like some garbage, a batch of cowardice!" Lao Tzu almost scared out the eggs in a few words! ”

Lu Xiaobai naturally knew that Yan Jie was saying this to him, but Lu Xiaobai didn't pay attention to it at all.

just smiled faintly at Yan Jie, and then said: "Young Master Yan, I learned a little fortune-telling before, I don't know why, when I saw you today, I found that you were haunted by bad luck!" I'm afraid I'm going to have bad luck today! ”

Lu Xiaobai's words immediately made Yan Jie a little unhappy, and Yan Jie's dog legs next to him glared at Lu Xiaobai with a fierce face.

"What the are you talking about? Curse us Yan Shao isn't it! Do you want to die? ”

Lu Xiaobai smiled and waved his hand and said: "I didn't say this nonsense, and I didn't mean to curse at all, what I said was just the truth, if you don't believe it, I didn't say it." ”

Yan Jie snorted coldly at Lu Xiaobai, didn't bother with Lu Xiaobai, and turned to Li Yanran to say something.

However, at this moment, Yan Jie suddenly felt that something was wrong with his stomach, and a turbid air went straight towards his buttocks, and a somewhat turbulent fart made him unable to hold back immediately.

In front of Li Yanran, if he lets out a loud fart, he is afraid that his face will be lost.

But this fart came so suddenly, so he had no chance to suppress it at all.

However, Yan Jie was a witty person after all, and in an instant, he thought of a way to resolve this embarrassment, that is, to secretly let go of this fart while he was talking.

Let the voice of the speech cover up the sound of the fart, thinking of this, Yan Jie couldn't help but secretly give himself a thumbs up in his heart!

I'm so witty!

I do it when I think of it, and this fart is completely uncontrollable.

I saw that Yan Jie was concentrating, and he deliberately raised his voice, just to cover up the sound of the fart.

Accompanied by Yan Jie's loud voice, there was an even louder fart sound, and the entire classroom was completely quiet in an instant.

Yan Jie still had a smile on his face, as if the fart just now was not released by him at all.

However, at this time, Lu Xiaobai next to him suddenly opened his mouth.

"Yan Dashao, what are you talking about? You didn't hear that fart too loudly just now. ”

Suddenly, Yan Jie's face darkened, and seeing that Li Yanran had a disgusted expression on her face, Yan Jie was even more annoyed.

"Don't, that fart just now wasn't put by Lao Tzu!"

Yan Jie hurriedly retorted, now he couldn't admit it, after all, this was in front of Li Yanran.

If he admits such a humiliating thing, how will he see Li Yanran in the future?

However, the fart sound just now was too loud, and it was obvious that the sound was from Yan Jie's side.

Even if Yan Jie didn't admit it, everyone's eyes still stayed on Yan Jie.

At this time, a dog-legged man behind Yan Jie suddenly stood up, completely looking heroic as if he had volunteered.

"I put that fart just now, it has nothing to do with Yan Shao! Don't guess. ”

However, just after this dogleg was finished.

"Peng!"

At the same time, there was a foul smell, and the sound was extremely loud.

"! It's a bomb, right? It's so big to fart! ”

"Don't be afraid of movement, the key is that it's so disgusting!"

In an instant, all the people within a radius of five meters from Yan Jie ran away, leaving only the few doglegs next to him who were still standing there with the stench.

The faces of those dogs were all green, and Yan Jie's face was the greenest.

He doesn't know what's going on, he hasn't eaten a bad stomach in the past two days, why is there so many farts all of a sudden?

It's still the same dog leg just now, and it's still full of self-volunteering.

"I put this too! What's wrong? Lao Tzu has a bad stomach today, what's wrong with a fart? ”

Everyone stared at the dogleg with disgusted expressions, but they didn't dare to provoke Yan Jie's gang, so they could only stand in the distance and mutter.

"Nima, of course it's nothing to fart, but it's disgusting to be so stinky!"

"! Lao Tzu has lived so big, and he has smelled not a thousand or eight hundred farts, but it's the first time I've seen it so loud and smelly, awesome! ”

Yan Jie turned his head to look at the dog leg who helped him carry the blame with satisfaction, his eyes were full of appreciation.

However, at this time, Yan Jie suddenly felt a more turbulent fart rush in.

And I can't hold it back!

"Bang!"

"Puff~"

Huge movement, even greater stench, and the key point is that there is one more movement at the end.

"! Awesome, you can show off a fart. ”

At this time, Yan Jie's face was no longer green, but completely blackened, because the fart just now gave him a particularly bad feeling.

He seems to have accidentally collapsed the!

And the amount seems to be not small, and the main thing is that all this is seen by everyone.

Yan Jie's original pure white pants had turned into a piece of yellow at this time.

This is awesome, everyone knows that the fart just now was put by Yan Jie.

At this moment, the dogleg just now stood up again, still so self-volunteering, with a thick smug face.

"Look at everything! ......As soon as he was halfway through the words, this dogleg also saw Yan Jie's pants that had been broken into yellow, and knew that this pot couldn't be handled, so he suddenly became anxious.

"That's what's wrong with our Yan Shaofang? Don't you fart? ”

Of course we can't control your fart, but are you fucking farting now? Nima: Have you ever seen a fart and a shit out?

Just as the dogleg finished speaking, he retched directly, and then he couldn't bear it anymore.

He rushed out of the classroom, crying with a sad face, and tears fell in an instant.

"Yan Shao, it's really not that I don't help you, it's so stinky! It's spicy! ”

Yan Jie simply felt the urge to die at this time, it was so embarrassing!

What's more, he is still in front of Li Yanran, what will Li Yanran think of him in the future?

Yan Jie had only one thought in his mind now, and that was to flee from here quickly, because he faintly felt a wave of fart coming over him.

If this collapses out of again, then he really won't have the face to stay in Yizhong anymore, let alone see Li Yanran.

Thinking of this, Yan Jie rushed towards the outside of the classroom.

"! Spread the out! I don't want to be broken up with! ”

With a roar, everyone dispersed in a hurry, making a way for Yan Jie directly.

And then, in everyone's eyes full of awe, I saw that after Yan Jie rushed out of the classroom, he ran less than five meters, and the whole person disappeared on the spot with a "poof".

"! Yan Dashao fell into the sewer! ”

I saw that not far from the outside of the classroom, there was just a sewer, and the manhole cover on it disappeared at some point.

After Yan Jie rushed out of the classroom, he just stepped on the sewer, and the whole person fell directly into it.

Falling into the sewer is nothing, the key is that after Yan Jie fell, the sewer began to sound intermittently, "Bang!" Boom! "Fart!

Loud bang!

Everyone was dumbfounded, and then more people began to pull out their phones.

was about to record this rare scene, and Lu Xiaobai was about to laugh when he looked at all this in front of him!

Now he has seen the power of this "water of doom" given by the unlucky ghost, it's awesome!

At this time, several of Yan Jie's doglegs hurriedly shouted.

"! Yan Shao, are you okay? help! ”

A few dog-legged people started to call for emergency services, and the rest rushed to the sewer, but when a few people rushed to the mouth of the sewer, they turned their heads and began to vomit wildly.

No one dared to go down the sewer anymore, so you can see what kind of pomp and circumstance it must be!

After a while, Yan Jie's figure crawled out of the sewer by himself, but the whole person couldn't look at it.

The pants were yellow with, his face was jet black, and his whole body was even more foul.

Even if it's already like this, there is still a loud fart sound behind him, and the stench is constantly emitting around.

At this moment, the sound of the ambulance also sounded, and it got closer and closer, and soon appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Immediately afterwards, under the gaze of everyone, I saw that the ambulance slowly began to slow down, and then as if I didn't see Yan Jie at all, the front of the ambulance hit Yan Jie directly.

Yan Jie, who finally climbed up from the sewer with great difficulty, was full of despair, and the BGM accompanied by the fart fell down the sewer again.

Everyone is completely dumbfounded at the moment, what the is okay?!

What kind of sin did you have to do in this last life to be so unlucky in this life? It's awesome!

After a while, a bunch of security teachers from the school came and began to rescue Yan Jie.

After taking more than an hour, Yan Jiede's figure finally emerged from the sewer again.

It's just that the whole person looks completely half-dead.

Because in the rescue just now, Yan Jie had fallen into the sewer more than 20 times in a row, and each time it caused great damage to his body and mind.

Either he was hit in the head by a ladder, or the bricks under his feet were inexplicably loosened, and his feet slipped and fell back into the sewer.

And this time, Yan Jie was finally rescued again, and the school security guards, doctors, nurses, and school leaders who participated in the rescue all showed a relieved smile like an old father.

And Yan Jie, who has nothing to love, is going to be completely desperate.

"I beg you not to save me! Will you just let me stay in the sewers? ”