Chapter 0109: A Treasure Island Cavity of the Bull Head
But at present, he still has to open this Internet café, if these old antiques come to him every day to trouble, then it must not annoy him to death?
What's more, if these old antiques use their fame and power to resist Lu Xiaobai, it will be over, so Lu Xiaobai has to think of a way to convince them.
Since these guys who sealed his Internet café opened a academy, they must be particularly confident in their knowledge, after all, they are all famous teachers and Confucians, and if they are not confident in their own learning, they will not have the face to teach others.
Lu Xiaobai asked the names of the people who blocked his Internet café, and it turned out that none of them he knew, neither Confucius nor Mencius and Laozi, all of them were names he had never heard of.
Think about it, how can Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, and others be in the same league as their gang of rotten old antiques, who are purely moths among literati and celebrities.
Lu Xiaobai pondered for a while, tore a piece of paper at the cash register, wrote something on it, and handed it to the king of Hades.
"Hades, please, help me hand this over to those great Confucians in Huangquan Academy, and say that I want to fight with them!"
Hades took the paper handed over by Lu Xiaobai and took a look, only to see that there were three words written on it: a big declaration of war.
And the content is even more unceremonious, directly saying that their Confucians are all rotten elms, and their knowledge is all rubbish compared to him! It stinks!
Hades's face was full of embarrassment, this is not a declaration of war, this is simply a provocation of "naked" and "naked".
But to be honest, the king of Hades has long been tired of these big Confucians, so he smiled at Lu Xiaobai and said, "Okay, I sent this declaration of war for you, but there are still some of these old antique knowledge, are you sure you can beat them?" ”
Lu Xiaobai smiled and nodded confidently, and said, "Don't worry, they will definitely not be able to cry!" ”
Lu Xiaobai asked Hades, what is the most powerful thing in Huangquan Academy, but Hades said that it was arithmetic, Lu Xiaobai pondered for a while, isn't arithmetic mathematics?
Can you beat a computer when you play math? No matter how fast you calculate, you can't be faster than a computer!
In that case, then I'm going to you down with what you think is the most useless and addictive computer! Convince you of losing!
What's more, Lu Xiaobai's world has a bunch of messy math problems in various Olympiads and high numbers, so I don't believe it's hard for you old antiques!
After Lu Xiaobai opened the Internet café, only Niu Tou Ma Mian and Lu Bu Diao Chan dared to come in to play, as for those old customers, they didn't dare to enter the Internet café anymore because of the warning of Huangquan Academy.
According to the description of Huangquan Academy, the Internet café has become a flood of beasts, and after the propaganda of these old antiques, I have to say that the reputation and brainwashing ability of these guys are really not blown.
It really scared these people, and they all believed their propaganda, this is the benefit of the policy of fooling the people, it's really awesome!
At this time in the Huangquan Academy, the king of Hades handed over the declaration of war letter written by Lu Xiaobai to the dean of the academy, the dean is called Lu Fang, who was a Confucian scholar in the Qin period during his lifetime, but his reputation is not big, and he was recruited by those great Confucians after his death, and has become the dean of Huangquan Academy until now.
Looking at the letter of declaration of war written by Lu Xiaobai in his hand, Lu Fang was so angry that the green tendons on his head were rising, and the beard at the corner of his mouth was shaking.
"Megalomaniacal boy! Dare to challenge the authority of my Huangquan Academy, and it is also the field of arithmetic that the old man is best at, thinking that he can do whatever he wants if he knows some tricks to "confuse" people's hearts? It's ridiculous! In that case, the old man wants to see what kind of tricks you can play! ”
After speaking, Lu Fang slapped the declaration of war in his hand and threw it on the ground, looking at Hades.
"Hades, are you trying to favor that kid? I've heard that you're addicted to that so-called Internet café every day, and you're even a little neglectful of this shady government affairs. ”
When Hades heard Lu Fang's words, his face became colder, and he asked, "What?" Do you want to teach this king how to manage the underworld? For the sake of the faces of those big Confucians on the top of your head, I have been too lazy to take care of you, believe it or not, Lao Tzu threw you into the oil pan and fried you! ”
Lu Fang's face was suddenly extremely embarrassed, he knew that the reason why the king of Hades endured them was not because he was afraid of them, but because he didn't want to see the chaos in the underworld, so he tolerated them everywhere.
If he really annoys Hades, maybe Hades will really throw him in the oil pan and fry him!
Lu Fang suddenly closed his mouth and didn't dare to speak, the king of Hades snorted and said: "At that time, this king will also go to watch the battle, if you dare to use power to suppress people and be unreasonable, then this king will not tell you any reason at that time!" ”
After saying that, Hades turned around and left, leaving Lu Fang sitting on a chair, his face was white and blue, and he was ugly to death.
"Humph! What is Hades? Sooner or later, the underworld will have to listen to us! Let you run rampant for a few more days! ”
Lu Fang looked down at the declaration of war letter on the ground again, a chill flashed in his eyes, and he stepped on it a few times!
"Ignorant child, dare to compare arithmetic with my Lu Fang, and look for death!"
The competition with the Huangquan Academy was just two days later, and the business of the Internet café was deserted in the past two days, because of the confusion and propaganda of these scribes, the Internet café had become a flood of beasts, so that the ordinary ghosts in the underworld were afraid and did not dare to enter it again.
This has made Lu Xiaobai's business in the Internet café miserable these days, and only Niu Tou Ma Mian and Lu Bu Diao Chan come to play every day.
Because there is no business, these are all old friends, Lu Xiaobai gave them all for free, and instant noodles, sausages and cola are also full, anyway, they are also put away, and they are about to expire.
Tang Mianmian sat at the cash register every day and looked at the deserted Internet café, and he was also a little listless, and kept muttering curses to those great Confucian families.
It's the two guys who make Lu Xiaobai have a little headache, since the Internet and instant noodles are free, these two people are like crazy, nesting in the Internet café every day, a luxury instant noodle big package for a while, while eating while holding the computer to watch "Meteor Garden", watching it is called a hi.
Even the words brought up a treasure island accent, and the key learning was not like it at all, and Lu Xiaobai was speechless when he heard it!
"Anchor, people are a little hungry, so I'm going to give someone a luxury instant noodle package."
As soon as Lu Xiaobai heard the tone of Niu Tou's speech, he wanted to go over and hammer him to death with a fist!
In the past two days, Lu Xiaobai has spent most of his time in the underworld, and by the way, he has updated a few episodes of TV series on Douyin, "Meteor Garden" is worthy of being an ancestor idol drama, which is called a popular, especially for girls, and after watching it, it is called crazy.
I wish that no one could have a Daoming Temple, and the boys all want to become a Daoming Temple, such as the two second goods of bull head and horse noodles.
The bull head shouted that he was going to become Daoming Temple, and he also made a special hood, and he didn't know which piece of clothing he had lost from, and it looked like a trouser belt, and it was ugly to death.
It's just that the cow's head is tied to the head, and then Tang Mianmian is treated as a fir vegetable, and Tang Mianmian is annoyed day by day!
Every time, I complained to Lu Xiaobai about whether I could put a sign on the door of the Internet café in the future, saying "Huangquan Academy students and bullheads are prohibited from entering".
Lu Xiaobai glanced at the bull head and horse face who were happy stupidly every day, and he was still a little envious in his heart, these two two goods seemed to be stupid when they looked at each other, but how happy they were every day, which was like Lu Xiaobai, this day was either looking for trouble or that looking for trouble, and the one who lived was tired!
Finally, it was time to compete with Huangquan Academy, and the location was in Lu Xiaobai's Internet café, and there were a lot of people from Huangquan Academy, who basically came to support the Lu side.
And Lu Xiaobai only has the bull head and horse face Lu Bu Diao Chan on his side, and the king of Hades is in a neutral position, and he is only responsible for watching the game and being a referee today.
However, the fact that Lu Xiaobai and the dean of Huangquan Academy are going to compete is quite widespread, this is of course Lu Xiaobai's means, he just wants to stir up public opinion!
Let everyone in the prefecture pay attention to this competition, so that he can whitewash the reputation of the Internet café, and even on the day of the competition, Lu Xiaobai also asked Niu Tou Ma Mian to have a live broadcast on Douyin.
He wants all the ghosts in the underworld to see with their own eyes how Lu Fang lost! Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "I am an Internet celebrity claw book house in the underworld" for free for the first time.