Chapter 255: It's better to pretend to be shit than to pretend to be shit
"This uncle, really don't give us a little face, let's go and have fun together? Seeing that you are dressed up so fashionably, you must also be an uncle with a fiery heart. β
However, Tang Ze didn't pay attention to it, and with a gentle push, a gentle force pushed Jona away in front of the car door.
He said lightly: "Give you face? β
"You-" Where did Jona receive such treatment, she suddenly pursed her lips, and her eyebrows were a little depressed.
It's okay, you are not the first to refuse Miss Ben like this, but you are the most dragged one!
"Stop!"
Jona shouted.
It's a pity that Tang Ze didn't even pause.
"Nana, people didn't dump you, it seems that they are not interested in you, let's go play by ourselves. Li Jiani persuaded that she didn't want things to get more complicated.
"Beauty, this old man is a little ignorant, do you want Ben Shao to teach him a lesson for you?"
At this time, a handsome man in casual clothes slowly walked out of a Porsche next to him.
White slim pants with a simple yellow shirt with flowers, a white face, fine carved facial features, very neat combed hair, and a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Although it is not very handsome, it gives people a feeling of charm, and the aristocratic temperament on the body attracts the attention of most women.
However, at this moment, the three outstanding beauties in front of him were all circling around an old man, which couldn't help but make him feel a sense of humiliation of being ignored.
Can this be endured?
The handsome man maintained a faint smile on his face, walked up to Tang Ze with elegant steps, and was about to teach this old man a hard lesson, but he didn't expect the other party to speak first.
"I've got you a chance, the toilet is over there, and you might be in time to run for twenty seconds. β
"What do you say?"
The handsome man looked at Tang Ze and pointed to a place in the mall, completely unaware of what he was talking about.
"Nineteen. β
"Eighteen. β
"Seventeen. β
"You TM old man, count the hair, Lao Tzu asked you what you are, and you dare to refuse such a ......"
The man suddenly frowned, and felt a tumbling in his abdomen, as if there was a strong energy rampaging in his stomach, as if he was about to vent out!
It's hard to say that the seafood I ate just now is not clean!
The man looked around, but fortunately, no one around noticed his abnormality. And his standing up seems to have an effect, the eyes of the three beauties are all looking at him at this time, and he must insist on finishing the performance!
The man snorted lightly, his anger sank into the dantian, the chrysanthemum was tightly closed, he usually practiced sanda taekwondo or something, and he was confident that there was no problem at all to go to the toilet after solving Tang Ze.
"Hmph, old man, don't try to get away from it, I want you to apologize to this beautiful young lady now!"
"Thirteen. β
"Twelve. β
", you're sick, you count your horsesβgoo!"
The man bent down with a groan, and the turbulence in his stomach became more and more intense, as if it was about to erupt.
At this time, the surrounding onlookers all saw it, and they all looked at the man suspiciously.
No, I have to persevere, I can't give up such a good opportunity to pretend!
"Old ...... Don't think you're old enough to be the headmaster here, old man. If you don't apologize, don't blame meβ"
The man's face was a little tense, he felt that his limit was approaching, he had to fight quickly, and kicked high directly, which was a standard taekwondo master!
It's just that leg, but when I look at it and only lift it halfway, it actually makes a "poof" sound!
The man's face changed greatly, and he couldn't care about his image for a moment, and covered his ass with his right hand reflexively!
The leg lift was too big, resulting in a fart that seemed to be something...... Pop out!
Wow!
Everyone took a step back in unison, looked at him sinisterly, farted while pretending to be forced back, what a disgusting person!
Seeing everyone's reaction and feeling the impulse in his abdomen, the man felt that something was really going to happen if he continued like this!
"Nine. β
"Eight. β
"Old man, you wait for me, wait for me...... I'll fix you in a moment!"
The man's head was sweating, his legs were clamped together, one hand covering his buttocks, and the other hand reaching for Jona.
"That...... That, can the lady ...... Can you borrow some paper?"
Looking at the man with an urgent face, Qiao Na and the others always felt that the trembling hand smelled of......
"!" Seeing that Qiao Na and the others looked disgusted and I retreated and even turned my head, the man couldn't hold back any longer, and ran directly towards the mall with a twist.
Tang Ze shook his head sympathetically: "It's late." β
Everyone looked at Tang Ze's expression, and then looked at the man, full of sympathy.
Four or five seconds later, there was a scream, with endless humiliation and remorse.
The man fell to the ground, his hands behind his back, but even so, he couldn't stop the snow-white pants, and gradually dyed the marks of brown, yellow, brown, and yellow......
Everyone sighed, and finally lowered their heads, unable to bear to look at it again.
"Gross!"
Jona's reaction was particularly big, and when she thought that such a person with pants still wanted to soak her, she couldn't help but feel disgusted and retched on the side.
Su Xue and Li Jiani hurriedly helped her aside, and at the same time gave Tang Ze a look, Tang Ze smiled faintly and got into the car.
The car was on his way home, and Tang Ze felt that he had acquired a new skill.
Speaking of which, this is thanks to Wang Daji, when he was scared out of by his own little punishment, and then became famous with, leaving a legend in the Bauhinia Academy.
This move is simply murderous without blood, and it can inflict great damage on people mentally, and there is no bloody scene.
Of course, this is only a small punishment for those who do not sin to death, and if anyone touches the red line, then wait for him...... Hey!
Thinking of Wang Daji, and somehow thinking of Lin Wan again, Tang Ze shook his head, threw his boring thoughts out of his mind, and with a thud of the accelerator under his feet, he turned into a pink afterimage and disappeared on the road.
......
It didn't take long to return to Tongtai Garden, and after a simple wash, Tang Ze sat on the independent balcony in the room and began to absorb the dragon qi.
The cool breeze at night, combined with the inky black starry sky, makes people feel refreshed.
However, Tang Ze's mind seemed to see through the infinite starry sky to see the broader depths of the universe.
Two or three hours later, Tang Ze opened his eyes and raised his hand to summon the chicks.
At this time, the chick was startled and changed a little when he followed the Bauhinia Academy, the short fluff fell off half, replaced by soft feathers, and looked carefully, the veins of each feather seemed to flow with a faint flame-like light, which looked quite a bit of the charm of an ancient beast.
It's just that its movements are more strange now, one foot is half-kneeling on the ground, its wings are holding a sparkling gem, its eyes are closed, and its face is nervous and shy.
"Ah, little finch!"
"Thinking of you is a temptation, thinking of you is a torment, loving you is a torment. β
"It's a pleasure to see you, there's an urge to think of you, it's a blessing to dream of you;"
"With you is what you want all your life, and love you for a lifetime is nothing. β
"I'm willing to turn into an angry bird and fly to you with all my might, break all your defenses, just to kiss you the face, and then be with you forever!
β......β
β......β
(End of chapter)