Section 03 Shameless
“…… When they come, no one can save you!! The Chinese soldier shouted, but as he spoke, he winked at Chen Zheng.
"Oh? Aliens are so vicious? Chen Zheng smiled dumbly. The black skin was loosened at the behest of the young soldier.
"You ......" The soldier was stunned, he didn't expect Chen Zheng to react like this, and leaned closer and whispered quickly, "I'm not joking with you, these monkeys are indeed hateful, but porcelain doesn't touch the tiles, we have means to clean them up in the future, and now let them be arrogant for a few days...... After all, there are aliens standing behind them. ”
"Looks like your misunderstanding is a bit deep." Chen Zheng shook his head with a wry smile and sighed.
"Hey! What I'm saying is true! The soldier said hurriedly.
"Good! Ahem...... How dare you collude to deceive the aliens! You're done! You're all done! Ahem...... Aliens are coming! Haha, you guys cough cough cough ......" Black Skin coughed while holding his neck, coughing loudly and threateningly.
In the distance, a power armor is hurrying forward.
After seeing the power armor, except for the black skin, the faces of the people present changed greatly, and they were so afraid of death that they didn't dare to leave, and automatically and consciously made way for the power armor, and the whole noisy scene was suddenly quietly heard.
"Alas...... You...... Forget it, it's too late to say anything. The young soldier sighed, gritted his teeth and whispered: "Don't talk for a while, I'll fight for you, at least save your life......
"It's okay, I'll tell him to come." Chen Zheng comforted.
"Huh?" The young soldier was stunned for a moment, with an expression of "you didn't take your medicine".
"Put your heart in your belly." Chen Zheng patted him on the shoulder and walked towards the mecha.
I didn't walk half way before I felt that someone seemed to be following behind me, and when I turned around, I saw Lao Xia trembling and following up.
"Uncle Xia, what are you?" Chen Zheng was stunned.
"That...... I, I'll prove for you that it wasn't your fault just now. Lao Xia patted Chen Zheng on the shoulder and gave him an affirmative expression.
"And me! I can testify too! The girl before also stepped forward, looking like she was "looking at death as home", "I don't believe in aliens, so it's unreasonable!" ”
Looking at her slightly youthful appearance, she looks like a five-good young man educated in the mainland, and feels that this is a world where "reason travels all over the world".
Chen Zheng shook his head helplessly: "Sister, I really don't know where you got your confidence...... The earthlings don't reason with you, and you still expect the aliens to reason with you? ”
"Hey! …… I'm here to help you! The girl choked on Chen Zheng's words for a long time, and then her eyebrows were almost raised in anger.
"Uh-huh, yes, your help is very effective." Chen Zheng said perfunctorily like a child.
"You...... You're still laughing at me! The girl looked at the smile on the corner of Chen Zheng's mouth and said with a face full of grievances. Her expression is really rich enough, it was thundering just now, and it is going to rain now.
"I didn't laugh at you, I really didn't laugh at you, I just ...... (After a pause, I suddenly feel that I can't find a reason) ...... It's just that his face is a little cramped......" Chen Zheng laughed out loud at his eagerness.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold back." Chen Zheng apologized insincerely.
"You! Hum! Leave it to you! The girl turned her head angrily, but there was no intention of leaving.
Being troubled like this, Chen Zheng's originally gloomy mood was much better, and even the murmurs of the black-skinned "you're finished" and "report to aliens" were automatically ignored.
When the power mecha came to a stop in the middle of the field, the black skin decisively leaned up, and was about to say something, but was squeezed out of the power armor.
I saw that the power armor quickly took off the helmet, and knelt down on one knee beside Chen Zheng very dogged-there is no such etiquette among the star thieves, but because the power armor is relatively high, in order not to let Chen Zheng look up to him, the skinny monkey spontaneously learned this big gift.
When the skinny monkey knelt down for Chen Zheng, Lao Xia was taken aback, he didn't expect Chen Zheng to have such a high status among these aliens.
However, Lao Xia's reaction was quite good, and the crowd present looked at Chen Zheng in disbelief, feeling that he was obviously a Chinese, how could he be so respected by the aliens on top?
However, their reaction was not the most exaggerated, at this time, the black skin widened his eyes, and looked at this scene dumbfounded, as if his brain had lost the ability to function, and his face was shocked or shocked.
"My lord, are you looking for me?" The skinny monkey face didn't care about the emotions of the earthlings around him at all, and asked with a flattering smile:
"Do you have a crush on which girl? Why don't I get you? Don't worry, I'll do it covertly, or the one in your house will know. ”
The skinny monkey said with a wink.
"Bah, what about our family, so don't let her hear it." Chen Zheng hurriedly stopped the skinny monkey who was running the train with his mouth full of nonsense, "Ask you something...... What is the division of rights and responsibilities in the camp? ”
"Rights? Duty? The skinny monkey looked dazed, but he rolled his eyes twice, and quickly understood Chen Zheng's problem, and couldn't help but smile and replied, "It's just a bunch of slaves...... What are the rights and responsibilities? ”
"It's just to let them choose their own self-control, and when the time comes, just go directly to the leader." The skinny monkey glanced casually at the earthlings around him, and after seeing the soldier beside Chen Zheng, he added:
"By the way, the person you know is called Wang or something, we have confiscated the weapons under our hands, and those energy weapons are too dangerous to put in their hands...... But the boss replaced them with cannon fodder guns, enough for them to walk sideways in the camp. ”
"Oh, that's right." Chen Zheng nodded.
Yes, according to the logic of the Star Thief, power is everything. Naturally, those who have guns must be controlled by those who don't have guns, and it is natural for those who take wooden sticks to exploit those who do not have wooden sticks.
"You don't mind if I rearrange the personnel appointments, do you?" Chen Zheng asked for advice.
"Don't dare, don't dare! We are your blades, and we will die wherever you point! The skinny monkey made a loyal look.
"I played too hard." Chen Zheng said angrily, "You are also a 'sharp blade'?" ”
"Of course not...... But it's more than enough for us to be a pedicure knife, right? The skinny monkey said with a shy face, without the slightest embarrassment after being debunked.
"Good! You said it yourself, and in the future your code name will be called pedicure knife. Chen Zheng joked.
"Great! In the future, my glorious title will be pedicure knives! Whoever robs me will be in a hurry with him! When the time comes, let's talk about it and save face, right? We are Lord Chen's pedicure knives! The skinny monkey patted his chest and said proudly.
Chen Zheng shook his head helplessly and smiled.
Although I know that he is slapping on the back...... But when it's your turn to be photographed, you will still have a good impression of the person who patted the horse. After all, humans are animals that want to listen to good things, don't they?
However, a simple conversation between the two made the people around them refresh their understanding of Chen Zheng.
This guy who can make aliens shoot their...... Who the hell is it!?