"Joke, I didn't steal and rob, I just picked up a pair of panties in my private place and offended you? Excuse me, what's wrong with me? How am I cheap? He began to sneer, showing timidity towards Mu Yuhan, and secretly screamed that there was a play.

"Then why don't you give back my underwear? You didn't give me a scolding. ”

Mu Yuhan's eyes were glued to the mobile phone on the coffee table, as if she was a little jealous, and her voice was not as high-pitched as just now. "Your name is not written on the underwear, how do I know it's yours, I don't know until you take out the same underwear...... If you show me your underwear in the first place, and I refuse to give it back to you, then I'm at fault. Right? ”

Song Yang's voice is low and powerful, this kind of voice has penetrating power on a woman's hearing, not to mention that it is reasonable.

"Hmph, now that you know that the thing is mine, just give me back your underwear, and you're still rambling so much, what are you doing?"

She was timid, and began to use strong words.

Song Yang was even more secretly happy in his heart.

"Mu Yuhan, you may not understand the seriousness of the matter, you scolded me for being just a trivial matter, which only belongs to civil law. But when you break my bottle, it's a different thing, it's a precious crystal vase. According to the third paragraph of Article 72 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China, if you deliberately destroy citizens' property and harm citizens' personal safety, you will be brought to criminal prosecution. Under the Penal Code, you will be sentenced to three and seven years in prison, respectively, adding up to exactly ten years. ”

He paused word by word and told Mu Yuhan slowly and methodically.

In fact, my memory of these legal provisions has long been blurred, as for how many articles and how many regulations, he is talking nonsense, and the mobile phone recording function has not been turned on. He just made a show to scare Mu Yuhan.

Her face gradually became solemn, but she still didn't admit defeat: "Nonsense, you nonsense, I admit to dropping your bottle, but I didn't hurt you." ”

"Besides, your vase is not crystal at all, is the glass good?"

"Who said it was glass, this is a crystal vase given to me by my girlfriend, it's true...... Also, you see my feet are hurting. ”

He sneered deliberately and pointed to a small wound on his ankle.

It turned out that there was a wound on his foot that was cut by broken glass, although the wound was small, but the blood had oozed out, and he didn't pay attention to it at first, but when he relaxed just now, Song Yang suddenly felt a tingling pain, and then he found that his ankle was cut by broken glass.

"Then I'll find you another vase of the same kind...... Are you a man? This little injury is also called an injury? It was Mu Yuhan's turn to laugh.

"Yes, this injury is nothing, but your behavior of entering the house and destroying property is too bad! However, maybe the judge remembers that you are a first-time offender and a woman, and it is estimated that the sentence will be halved, and it is estimated that there will only be about two years in prison, and if you behave well in prison, then you can be released from prison for a maximum of one year, and it will be a year only, not afraid, it will pass quickly. ”

"You and I are scared, but I can find the same bottle to compensate you, and pay you for your medical expenses." She softened her attitude and nervously twisted the lace in her hand.

Don't say that going to prison for a year is a second in prison, and no woman wants to.

"Compensation? I won't talk about the medical expenses, just the bottle, you know? This bottle is...... It was given to me by my first love, and she ...... Long gone, this bottle is...... It's the only memento she left me, you...... But you broke the bottle...... Can you afford it? ”

Song Yang's painful expression brought Mu Yuhan to a sad atmosphere all of a sudden, he deliberately twisted his head to the side, the situation was just like the love saint in the movie, in fact, it was just to hide his unbearable smile, and he hurriedly said sorry to the female teacher again and again in his heart: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm joking, you didn't send it, and you didn't die......

There was a silence, and out of the corner of his eye, he found that Mu Yuhan was sitting weakly on the sofa.

"And what do you want? I...... I ......"

Mu Yuhan watched nervously, her tone was soft, and there was a pitiful look on her face.

"Forget it, I don't want to embarrass you, it seems that you didn't mean to, just ...... Just call the police and let the police take care of it. ”

He decided to deal a fatal blow to Mu Yuhan's psychology, picked up his mobile phone, and pretended to make a call.

"Hey, hey, don't do that...... Don't do that. ”

Mu Yuhan jumped up from the sofa and snatched his phone with one hand.

"You're still snatching your phone?"

My eyes widened in disproportionation.

"No, no, I beg you, it's all my fault, don't call, I beg you......" Mu Yuhan's tears kept rolling in her eyes, as if they would drip down if she was not careful, she was no longer fierce, and she was no longer proud, Chu Chu was pitiful, even a hard-hearted man would be moved.

Song Yang's goal was achieved, and it exceeded expectations.

deliberately lowered his head and pondered for a while, then sighed and said, "You're right, our neighbors, I don't need to be so desperate, well, then I put forward a condition, I don't know if it's okay?" ”

"Of course, you say......"

Mu Yuhan nodded violently like a chicken pecking rice.

"The bottle fell and fell, although I was sad, but it was also providential to break, maybe God wanted me to forget that first love. As for you, you don't have to bother looking for the same bottle, even if it looks the same, it's not the same anymore, right? ”

"Well, you're quite right."

Mu Yuhan is like this, Song Yang wants to say that the sun is black, and she will definitely nod.

"I'm not a pervert either, I've just been paying attention to you for a long time, you're beautiful and attractive to me......"

He observed Mu Yuhan as he spoke, and I noticed that she began to blush, oh my God, she was really beautiful, the more she looked at it, the more beautiful she became.

Perhaps it was because of the cowardice, he cheekily continued: "But I know that I can only secretly like and secretly admire." I don't dare to have too many extravagant requests, since your underwear fell on my balcony, it can be regarded as providence, why don't you just give me a set of underwear, okay? ”

"Underwear? You...... Why are you making such excessive requests? ”

Mu Yuhan's face was red to the base of his neck.

"Can't you?"

Song Yang asked gently, shaking the phone in his hand, this is a hint and a threat, hehe, if you don't agree, I'm going to call the police.

"Okay."

Mu Yuhan weighed the pros and cons, and handed over the black thing in his hand embarrassed.

"Oh, I mean, the one you're wearing now."

Very strange mentality, Mu Yuhan's easy disarming made him immediately have the idea of gaining an inch, gritted his teeth, and decided to strike while the iron was hot, although it was a bit ridiculous, but he had to try it.

"You...... You're so good! ”

Mu Yuhan looked at him in surprise, but Song Yang could see that she was not very angry.

"Please."

It was Song Yang's turn to beg, looking at Mu Yuhan's hesitant expression, his heart was beating wildly, and his palms were sweaty with nervousness. I have to admit that the means are despicable and scoundrels, but sometimes they are effective.

"This ...... How can this be? ”

She just hesitated, and didn't say no.

He was full of confidence in getting Mu Yuhan's underwear, and looked at Mu Yuhan anxiously and eagerly.

Time passed second by second, Mu Yuhan lowered her head again under the gaze of the burning gaze, and she said in a voice so small that almost only she could hear: "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Of course, Song Yang couldn't see her sly smile.

With that, she stood up and walked into the bathroom.

What to do in the bathroom? Nervous to the point of urgency? He was wondering.

but heard the sound of undressing inside. He secretly rejoiced.

"Come in!" She said shyly inside.

The bathroom door was half open, and she hid behind the door, her white thin arms exposed, and beckoned to him.

"You won't strip naked, wait for me inside......"

Song Yang rushed over excitedly.

Before the person could go in and take a look, she felt a strong force from behind the door, and her two arms were twisted behind her back, and her body was pressed down, and then, her head was pressed into the toilet.

What's the situation? Song Yang was in a trance for a while, and then woke up, "Master! This is a master, fooled, all the previous performances of this woman are disguised......"

"Let your big pervert taste the toilet water and see how it tastes, the toad actually wants to eat swan meat......" she let out a hehe sneer.