In the large living room of the villa, which was originally exquisitely decorated, it was already messy at this time, two antique flower pots with a history of more than 300 years were broken, the Persian pure alpaca wool carpet was also scratched by the fragments of the antique flower pots, and the famous painting worth tens of millions of dollars hung on the wall had also died at this time, and the sturdy Hainan Huanghuali sofa fell to the ground, and there were some silver-gray dog hair flying like catkins in mid-air.

Well, this scene is comparable to the tragic situation after the passage of a typhoon.

Two dutiful black-clothed dog bodyguards protected Erbao, a stupid dog with sore teeth and grinning teeth, behind them.

The wide-ranging scuffle that had occurred just ten minutes earlier had prevented the situation from deteriorating further after the two dutiful black-clothed baby dogs rushed in from the garden outside after hearing the terrible screams of the stupid dog Erbao, the object of their protection.

"You two stupid people, just pull the rack when you come in, just pull the two treasures away, forget it, and you don't care about the boss who pays you at all, what's the use of keeping you two fools? Lao Tzu will deduct your wages. ”

One to two, in the end, Li Hancong, who still suffered a little dark loss, sat on the legs of the Huanghuali sofa that was cocked in the air, and put an ice pack in one hand on his already swollen egg-sized black cheekbones, and there was nowhere to vent his anger, so he could only pick up these two particularly upright black-clothed dog bodyguards.

"Boss, what you said is not right, we said it at the beginning, the task of our two brothers is to protect your dog 24 hours a day, this IQ is not online stupid husky Erbao, although you are the boss who pays us a salary, but our work content does not protect your personal safety, we are only responsible for protecting the safety of Erbao's dog."

As soon as these two particularly upright black-clothed dog bodyguards heard that Li Hancong, the gentleman who paid him, wanted to deduct his salary, he immediately quit and yelled directly around his neck.

"Boss, be kind, when we first went to work, we said yes, we are all acting in strict accordance with the requirements of the contract, and we dare not relax for 24 hours, why do you deduct our wages? If you dare to deduct our wages, we will go to the government to complain about you. ”

Seeing Li Hancong, a gentleman who had rolled his eyes in anger, Si Qingli didn't even save face, and sat on the ground with a smile and slapped his thigh.

"Haha, Li Hancong, where did you say you found such two strange things? It's just full of food and holding on to find two uncles for myself, haha, I'm about to laugh out of tears. ”

"Guy who has no morality, you know that you look at my jokes, you think I'm willing to find such two second goods that are better than two treasures, I really can't help it.

Now anyone who can have a little brains and a little bit of force has been requisitioned by the government to contribute to the construction of the capital base, or to protect the safety of the capital base, and hunt countless zombies outside, even if I am the richest man, I can't rob people from the government at this time, and those who remain are crooked and inferior people, embarrassed and useful.

These two are pretty good, the short ones are tall, at least these two guys are healthy, and they have a lot of strength, and they run fast enough, but they have a bit of a brain, and they are very upright, and they messed up several things, so they were disgusted by the government, so I reluctantly accepted them.

You also know that my stupid dog Erbao is now a key target of protection, and even the government is focusing on Erbao, even if you don't have to face zombies, in this relatively safe capital base, a fat and strong dog is enough to eat food for two days in the eyes of those who are extremely hungry.

Therefore, the safety of Erbao is the most important, if there are two people who run two steps to catch up with Erbao, a stupid dog who often lets go of himself, I am afraid, one is not careful, and in a blink of an eye, Erbao will become a big pot of fragrant meat for others to be cooked.

These two people, although their brains are not very good, but they are obedient and have a strong sense of responsibility, as long as they greet their things, they must be a glance, word by word, and they will do it for you seriously, and there has never been any big mistake, of course, the premise is that you have to say it clearly, and you can't expect them to use their brains.

I hired them to let them protect the safety of my Erbao dog 24 hours a day, so they will only protect the safety of the stupid dog Erbao.

Just like I told them to invite you over, whether you want to or not, even if you want to carry you, they have also faithfully completed their mission and carried you over without being a little sloppy. ”

"Okay, ouch, this fight has also been fought, Tu Jiaojiao will not follow anyone because of who wins, brothers are still brothers, you two can let my brother and I go to the hospital to see, can you inject rabies seedlings......"

Luhua chicken Du Linwei bared his teeth, inhaled, and hugged the wound on his leg that was bitten out by the stupid dog Erbao.

"Shut up, who is a brother with him......"

"Shut up, who is a brother with him......"

Si Qingli and Li Hancong, both of whom glared at each other angrily, said in unison but denied their relationship with each other, and then turned their heads away with a snort, not wanting to see each other's annoying faces.

"Let those two dog bodyguards take you to the hospital and give you rabies vaccination, so as not to say that I, the dog owner, are irresponsible.

Si Qingli, don't think that if you are a third-level botanical powerhouse, Lao Tzu can't do anything to you?

Do you know what it means to hit someone without slapping your face, Lao Tzu originally wanted to go to a beautiful girl tomorrow to vent his anger, you made Lao Tzu's face look like this, how do you want Lao Tzu to go out to meet people? ”

"Didn't you say that you like Tu Jiaojiao, why do you still have the heart to find a beautiful girl to vent your anger? Why go out and harm others? ”

"A man like you who has never seen anything in the world knows a fart, I am a normal man, I have normal physiological needs, I like to Tu Jiaojiao, but that's the same, it doesn't prevent me from going to find a girl, anyway, everyone is willing to do it, I have never let the women who have been with me suffer, they are all very happy, and it is your turn to fight here with an irrelevant person.

If I really have a pure heart and few desires, the big girls outside will probably be able to eat you alive who are blocking their financial path, and you are doing bad things with good intentions.

As for the great beauty Tu Jiaojiao, Lao Tzu and her unmarried man and woman are unmarried, why can't I pursue her?

In this society now, a man is a fart if he has a little affair before marriage, and when I get married, my favorite will always be my wife, and the women outside are just playing, and they will eventually go home, what are you doing here, what are you doing? ”

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