Oil and salt do not enter a hundred poisons and do not invade, this is my latest evaluation of Haoxi.

Zhong Yi had already gone to Zhong Yu's residence to settle down, and there was only one Hao left in Mingxin Pavilion, at first he often pretended to be timid and afraid, but gradually found out that I really wouldn't do anything to him, so he didn't hide it anymore.

In the Mingxin Pavilion, he was arrogant, and when Yanyu went with me, he couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, and when I went alone, he ignored my love.

If I go with my own son, it will be even more powerful, and he will dare to pull his son's ear and call it a "little beast".

I don't know how to do this kung fu, Lei Nianxing, but if I really hand over Hao Yu to him, it is estimated that I will go in vertically and come out in death. As far as the domain is concerned, he seems to be busier than me, and he is busy every day and is floating around and looking good, he is responsible for looking good, soft grinding and hard bubbles......

Let's leave it to Zhong Yu to do it.

But three days later, Hao Yu cried and shouted to see me, saying that Zhong Yu sharpened his knife at the door of his room in Mingxin Pavilion every day.

I said Zhong Yu once, it's useless for you to scare him like this.

Then when Hao Yu came to complain again, he said that Zhong Yu was executing the prisoners brought by the Criminal Department in the courtyard of Mingxin Pavilion every day.

I drove Zhong Yu away, replaced people, and changed the twilight long smoke.

Hao Yu didn't come to complain, Twilight Changyan came, saying that every time he went to Xiaozhi to reason and move with affection, Hao Wei fell asleep directly as if he had been knocked unconscious, and he couldn't wake up.

I couldn't help but go again, and when I went, Hao Wei was squatting in the yard and poking a beetle with a grass.

I crouched down next to him, and he looked at me, then at my hands, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why didn't you bring that little beast?" Hold me and let me go. ”

"Boredom? You know that when your son grows up, he can bite your head off in one bite. ”

"You're less liar, I'll bite its head off in one bite." Speaking of this, Hao Yu came to the spirit, "Huh? yes, I haven't eaten fox meat yet! Hurry up and get me that little brute, I'm going to roast it!" ”

"Haha nephew, it seems that I've been really good to you lately, ah?"

With that, I stood up and began to play with the robe and the skirt inside.

Hao Yu jumped up and ran out, took two steps, put on a defensive posture, and said, "What do you want to do?" What do you want to do? I can tell you, even if you kill me, I will never do what you say! ”

I gave an order to the guards in the courtyard, and two of them came up to hold Hao Yu, I walked over and slapped him on the head and said, "Kill you?" Isn't it cheaper to beat you to death? ”

"You! You still dare to hit me! Do you believe me or not......" Halfway through his words, he suddenly raised his leg and kicked over.

Fortunately, Qingyiwei's eyes were quick to go down with one palm, and this leg was estimated to be unable to walk in two or three days.

"Ah!! Killing!! Hao's wail shook the sky, and I pinched my eyebrows with a headache.

Let Qingyiwei find a rope to tie Haoyu to the doorpost outside the house, I picked up the beetle that he poked around with a piece of grass just now, and stuffed it into Haoyi's neck collar, this thing seems to be more afraid of insects, and suddenly squeaked and screamed, crying and crying, begging for mercy and help, I asked Qingyiwei to find a piece of cloth and stuff it in his mouth.

Humming and chirping constantly, but not so panicked, I said to Qingyiwei: "Go catch beetles, the kind that will bite, catch two jars and bring them back for me to come in handy." ”

Qing Yiwei should have been disturbed by Hao recently, and when I said this, several people went immediately, without stopping for a moment.

Before leaving, he left me a whip, which was good, and I took the whip and gave it two blows on the ground, with little strength and no small sound.

The maidservant moved me a stool, and I sat with Erlang's legs crossed and said to Haoyu, "Can you talk well?" I nodded if I could. ”

He nodded immediately.

The maidservant took the cloth that gagged her mouth, and Hao Wei immediately began to call, and I whipped him on the ground at his feet, and Hao Wei shrank his neck, and said with a cry: "The worm has crawled into his pants, where are you crawling!" Bites me several times! Auntie, call someone to help me take it out! If I get bitten a few more times, I'll be cut off! ”

I arranged two of the little maids in Mingxin Pavilion, one can't remember the name, and this petite little maid who is accompanying me to deal with Hao Yu is under Bailing, very clever, named Miao'er.

Miao Er is still a little girl, only sixteen years old, but Qingyiwei has just been called away by me, and now I don't have to do it myself to help Hao Yu catch insects.

So I smiled at Miao Er and said, "Are you afraid of getting your hands dirty?" ”

Miao Er shook her head and said, "Does Your Majesty want me to take out the worms?" ”

I nodded, Miao Er was very decisive, one hand tore off the white robe of Hao Wei, and the other hand reached directly in, without a trace of hesitation at all.

"Oh, it's not there, you go to the left, to the left, and the bottom is not the top!"

Seeing that the position of the pants held up by Miao'er's hand became more and more weird, Hao Yu suddenly laughed out loud, "Hahahaha!" Are you touching the lone dragon? Root! Shame or not? Are you ashamed? ”

Miao Er withdrew her hand angrily, and rubbed her hand on Hao Yu in disgust.

"What are you laughing at?" I smiled calmly and said, "You are a dignified emperor, isn't that place a place that women in the world dream of touching?" But look, our Miao Er is obviously disgusting to you, are you still proud? ”

"Disgusting? You are talking nonsense, lonely here is very expensive! Miao'er, you tell me, are you disgusting? You're clearly happy! ”

Miao Er was much more lively than Bailing, and she couldn't bear it at this time, so she said after a "bah" sound: "You are doing such obscene things in front of our majesty, saying such obscene words, who are you disgusting if you don't feel disgusting?" Are you really an emperor? We don't recognize you, you're a coward in us! We only have one majesty, what are you! ”

Hao Wei had never been scolded like this by the maidservant, first he was stunned for a long time, and then waited for Miao Er to look at it for a long time, and suddenly haha: "Interesting, interesting!" Anyway, Mingxin Pavilion is boring, Miao'er, you come to be a concubine for me! ”

"Phew!" Miao Er took a few steps back as she snorted.

Well, not only did I not cure him, but I also made him think badly of my maidservant.

I was really idle, I threw the whip to Miao Er and said, "When the guards come back, let him pour all the worms into his pants, anyway, he will be admitted to the door if he touches him, then these beetles are enough for him to expand three thousand beauties." ”

Pacing out of the Mingxin Pavilion, hey, this person can't beat, scolding and useless, what is the way to pry open his mouth, let him draw up an edict, and cover a national seal?

However, Zhong Yi said it first, and he kept the national seal, as long as it was an edict written voluntarily by Haoyi, Zhong Yi could agree to cover it.

Zhong Yi is Zhong Yu's father, and he hasn't offended me, and he hasn't done anything, if I use any tough means against him, then what's the difference between me and Haoyu? Haven't you become a faint gentleman?!

Maybe Lei Jue really has something to do...... I touched my nose boredly, rolled back to the study, and seriously thought about how to write the letter to Lei Jie.

If the word is ugly, it will be ugly, and the meaning will be clear.