The stories I'm telling may have happened to you, or maybe they've happened to someone else. - Early in the morning

My name is Ling Chen, I was born on the first day of the seventh lunar month in 1980, which is the day when the ghost gate was first opened, I don't know if this is a coincidence or fate, but I know that I was born a little different from other children, this is what my father and my grandmother told me.

The dim lights of the hospital and the pale moonlight outside the window mixed together and cast onto the ground, dragging the shadows long like a hand covered with gray hair, ready to strangle a patient who was about to die.

My father tightly pinched the talisman that my grandmother had obtained in Nanyue Hengshan, looked nervous, there were fine beads of sweat on his face, wiped his forehead, and sighed: "Why hasn't it come out yet!" ”

"I'm afraid this kid has some fate with ghosts and gods." Grandma pinched her fingers, muttered to herself, looked at the hospital clock, and shook her head, which said eleven fifty-five. Then he looked at the gloomy Mao Moon outside the window, quickly grabbed a small handful of glutinous rice from his pocket, walked out of the gate of the hospital, and scattered some in the southwest direction, muttering something in his mouth.

The minute hand made one last turn, overlapping with the hour hand and falling above twelve, followed by a loud cry that broke the worries of my father and my grandmother.

"Congratulations, mother and son are safe, they are still a child with a handle, hahahaha!" The obstetrician smiled tiredly and was about to carry me to the warming room, but I suddenly closed my mouth and stopped crying or making trouble.

"It's okay, this little guy is very arrogant." Grandma smiled and asked everyone not to worry, but I seemed to understand my grandmother's words, and stretched out my hand to point and point, squeaking and screaming.

"This... This... What's going on..." The obstetrician has never seen such an anomaly in more than 20 years of medical practice, and he can't help but exclaim.

"He's asleep, take him to the warming room, he needs a good rest." Grandma sighed in the palm of her hand, rubbed her hands together, and gently rubbed my forehead.

"Mother-in-law, you... Are you sure he's okay? The doctor hurriedly probed my nose with his hand, checked my pulse again, and found that I was breathing smoothly and my pulse was stable, and asked my grandmother with some doubts and surprises.

"My mother-in-law is a doctor and a warlock, and if she says it's okay, then it's all right."

"Okay, I'll go." The doctor didn't dare to delay, and took three steps as two steps towards the insulation room.

"Mother-in-law... That kid is really fine..." It turned out that the father still couldn't let go of the child.

"It's okay, let's go see Yan Fang."

Yan Fang is my mother, my mother gradually gained weight after giving birth to me, and her body bones are not as weak as before.

My grandmother would always smile and praise me at this time: "This is all a blessing brought to you by the early morning, and his luck in the future will not be too bad." And my mother laughs comfortably every time she hears that, and I know she takes me as pride.

But my pride became an ancestor at the age of one and a half, turning the family upside down.

At that time, I cried and laughed, sometimes quiet and sometimes restless.

When he cried, it was like thunder, deafening; When he laughs, he looks like he is crazy and drools; When it is quiet, it is silent, and it does not eat or drink; When he was making trouble, he rolled all over the ground excessively, tearing his clothes and tearing the quilt.

"Mom, what's wrong with him, it's not like a symptom of illness, I'm afraid it's ......"

"It's really not a disease, his three arrogances are up and down, so it has caused his current situation."

"That'...... So what should I do......" Mother was very anxious, and during this period of time when I was stunned, her slightly fat body and bones lost weight again.

"I can't help it, I'll have to ask my old friend."

The next day, my grandmother took me to Linxian County, and my mother wanted to go with her, but my grandmother refused.

The friend my grandmother is going to visit, called Mei Zhenren, who is currently living in Lin County and is a first-line real person.

I heard that the first-line real person was enlightened in the first-line heaven of Sanqing Mountain, and later saw that Mei Zhenren had good qualifications, so he accepted him as an apprentice and taught him heavenly arts.

Heavenly art is a kind of Taoist art, which belongs to the particularly clever magic in Taoist art, and ordinary Taoist priests have never even heard of this kind of magic in their lives.

Those who have learned the art of heaven know yin and yang, know cause and effect, and can open their eyes to see the past and present lives and the future.

My grandmother was afraid that I had done something wrong in my previous life, which caused me to make such a fuss in this life.

My grandmother also has another friend, called Li Jushi, who is now temporarily living in Luo City, under the tutelage of Mao Sandaozun; Daozun likes wine, is crazy, loves chivalry and righteousness, fights unevenly, and then teaches Li Jushi and Ma Dao Changmaoshan technique.

Maoshan technique is also a kind of Taoism, learn this Maoshan technique, can control evil demons, kill ghosts, drive away evil spirits, can open yin and yang eyes to see demons and monsters.

My grandmother, now temporarily living in Fu County, is known as the sixth woman, and she is taught by Xuanfang Lingpo; Lingpo likes to be quiet, loves to cultivate the mind, pays more attention to the energy that people themselves have, and teaches the six women the arts.

Fangshu is the predecessor of Taoism, learning Fangshu can open the Xuanyan, also known as the imagination, open the Xuanyan can see the soul of the person himself, the three arrogances that the person has and the acquired power that can be cultivated, called "Xuanqi".

The sixth woman has cultivated Xuanqi in her body, so she has no disease and no pain, a long life, and a hundred ghosts do not invade.

The three of them know each other and get together every six months to talk about Taoism, Buddhism, and Confucianism; The three of them are collectively known as the "Three Immortals".

"It's rare for the sixth woman to come to my burrow once, what else can you do with me if a hundred ghosts don't invade?" Mei Zhenren made a pot of Tieguanyin, shook it a few times, and poured a cup for the sixth woman.

"I'm not going to have anything to do with myself, but I'm my grandson······· My grandson is only one and a half years old, and he is too young to learn the arts, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered you. ”

"Oh? Your grandson is making such a fuss, I'm afraid he has committed some evil evil, right? You have to find Lao Li to kill demons. ”

"What evil can he commit, I have taken him with him since he was born."

"This ...... You wonder if he did something wrong in his previous life. Mei Zhenren frowned solemnly.

"That's what I suspected." The sixth woman took a sip of tea, but she wasn't too worried.

However, the next words really shocked the six women.

After Mei Zhenren bathed and changed clothes, he picked me up and went into the secret room, where he kowtowed to incense and chanted mantras.

About a quarter of an hour, Mei Zhenren hugged me and walked out of the secret room with a pale face.

"Your grandson is an ancestor. I used to be a living ancestor, but now I'm afraid it's a dead ancestor! With some trembling, he handed me to the sixth woman.

The sixth woman took it, stopped drinking the tea, slapped the table, and stood up: "What do you mean by this, curse my grandson?"

"Sixth woman, don't be angry. Your grandson was also a Taoist priest in his previous life, but his seniority and Taoism were much higher than ours.

In his previous life, he caught countless ghosts and eliminated demons to benefit the people. ”

"Such a virtuous person, he should be ranked in the immortal class, how can he ......?"

"But this ancestor is too much meritorious, every time he catches the demon, he always kills them all, either he scatters those dirty things, or he ......" Mei Zhenren swallowed his saliva, wiped the sweat beads on his face with a towel, and whispered with a more panicked expression: "Or...... Eat little ghosts and refine corpses to improve your cultivation!"

"What...... What the...... I know about raising a little ghost, but the Taoist priest actually eats ...... Eat the imps! ”

"Not only did he eat imps, he also swallowed the earth immortals!"

"How can that Taoist priest be even crazier than that Mao Sandaozun! How can you do such a rebellious thing! ”

"Yes, he was supposed to be in the immortal class, he was sent to hell, and he suffered for a hundred years before he was reincarnated as a human being, that is, he was reincarnated as your grandson......"

The sixth woman's hand shook obviously, almost shaking me to the ground, but fortunately, Mei Zhenren helped me, which temporarily saved my safety.

"This... How good is that..." The sixth woman drank the rest of the tea in one gulp and carried me around the house several times.

"Six women, six women, six women! Don't turn around, I'm dizzy! Don't worry, I promise this kid that he won't have any catastrophes in the first eighteen years. ”

"And what about eighteen years from now?"

"I'll tell you the truth, I'll encounter all kinds of tricks. However, after this kid refined the magic and had the Xuan Qi in his body, he must have been inviolable by a hundred ghosts. ”

"What if there's an accident?! Are you going to pay me a grandson? ”

"I want to compensate you for a grandson, hahahaha... Ouch······"

"It's so old, and it's still so unserious! When is it, it's still funny! ”

"It's also easy, after eighteen years, you will hand him over to Lao Li Bei and let him learn Maoshan technique."

"Where's your celestial art? Don't teach my grandson? The sixth woman sat down and drank another cup of tea.

"Eh, this thing depends on fate, this child has a fate with me, but there is no point..."

"Okay, don't talk about it, it's fate, you're just slamming the door!" The sixth woman immediately got up, didn't delay any longer, and left with me.

"Why don't you take a few catties of Tieguanyin and go home and try it, I think you like to drink it too."

"Keep it for yourself, I'm afraid of drinking sour!"

"Oops... Oops····· Well... Okay······ It's you who can't be blessed, no wonder I'm ·······"

Although the three of them are in their fifties, they always like to joke with each other, and the sixth woman is not afraid that Mei Zhenren will be angry, so she really left without looking back.