Chapter 204: The Crisis of ***
"Xiao Tuanzi, can I discuss something with you?"
Xiao Tuanzi, a panda cub who was busy counting the golden candies in his pocket, was very unhappy, and someone interrupted him at this time.
"What to do, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart."
"Look at my new body now, short and capable, less than a meter tall, or weak limbs, can't even walk on his own, and can only crawl on all fours, getting out of bed is like going to a distant place, going out is like going to Mars, such softness is not very convenient to do anything, just want to get you some energy points, you have to help through others, you say that I am not very convenient to do anything like this, and the efficiency is too low."
"Well, there's some truth to what you're saying."
The panda cub Xiao Tuanzi stretched out his fat bear paw and scratched his black ears.
"Also, also, just look at the black skin in my life, do I look particularly different among the people of the Dragon Kingdom who are all yellow people, I am not discriminatory against black people, I am not a racist person, but you let me have such a black skin, it is really too eye-catching, we must know the truth of being a low-key person, so that we can make a lot of money quietly and quietly put all the energy points in our pockets.
Xiao Tuanzi, do you say there is any way to make my skin color the same as my previous one, it's better to let me grow a little taller, grow a little bigger, at least let me walk, don't have to be carried by people. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, in Xiaotuanzi, the energy point is omnipotent, and it's easy to say anything if there is an energy point.
I wanted to save you some energy, wasn't it just a month? It's been a week, and it's not a big deal to be a little black for three weeks, but since the host has a request, everything is fine with energy points, and it's not expensive to digest the zombie virus stored in your body in advance, only 100 energy points. ”
The panda cub Xiao Tuanzi had only a little bit left in his eyes, and a fine light flashed in Xiao Douzi's eyes.
"So expensive?"
"It's too expensive, you're just a three-week-old little black charcoal baby, this is to be the brain's own work, my worth is not cheap, a minimum of 100 energy points at a time, love to do it or not, unwilling to pull down."
", 100 energy points, you can deduct it yourself."
"Deduct 100 energy points."
With the hateful electronic synthetic female voice deducting 100 energy points, the skin color on the little black egg baby Si Qingli's body, which was like ink that can never be washed, actually began to slowly lighten at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Ink-like jet black, light black, dark gray, light gray, bronze, to yellow.
Yuan Zhengtian, the captain who is well-informed and thinks he has seen the world, couldn't help but be stunned at this time, the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli, who has been quietly held in his arms, has been quietly held in his arms, and the black on his skin seems to have faded, and gradually, he has become a yellow person like everyone, and his soft skin has even become fairer, delicate and shiny than a young and delicate girl, how to describe it, it is like an egg that has just been peeled, fair, delicate and elastic, full of rich collagen.
Now, this skin foot on the little black charcoal baby can make even the best skin women go crazy with jealousy.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, come and see, this little black charcoal has actually become a little white egg, look at it, look at it."
Holding the little black charcoal baby with vines growing in his palm that was devouring the zombie corpses at the bottom of the mass grave, Yuan Zhengtian didn't dare to move around at will, so he could only twist his neck, hug his thighs at a critical moment, and shout loudly to his daughter-in-law.
The little white egg baby Si Qingli rolled his eyes indecently, and secretly spit on Yuan Zhentian, who no longer had such a thing as discipline.
Dr. Zhou Ru, who opened the car door and walked down, stepped forward to Yuan Zhengtian's side, and also glanced at him, and said: "What are you shouting, I'm not deaf yet, what's all the fuss, this little guy is not an ordinary human being, not even a pure human being, it's a bit special, what's so strange, isn't it just bleaching, go back and ask this little guy when I go back to the research institute, wouldn't it be good to check it?"
Glancing at the baby Si Qingli, who had turned into a small white egg, Dr. Zhou Ru, who was expressionless, looked calm.
"Little guy, you move a little faster, there are still two hours, it seems that this mass grave is not so easy to digest, how many zombies can be eaten is your ability."
Si Qingli, the little white egg baby, suddenly felt like he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he was even more energetic.
"Xiao Tuanzi, how many energy points do I have now?"
"2218 energy points."
"It took an hour to digest the corpses of more than 20,000 zombies, and this mass grave has only gone less than five meters, and there are so many zombie corpses, so many energy points, and there will be a steady stream of zombies sent here.
No, waste is the biggest crime, not to mention how much hidden danger these zombie corpses piled up here will leave us, Xiaotuanzi, don't you have any other better way? ”
Thinking that so many energy points were close in front of him but could not reach them, the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi felt very empathetic with his always stupid host at this moment, and his heart ached so much that he couldn't stand it.
"There is a way, but the price is a bit high, but the benefits are obvious, it depends on whether you are reluctant to give it up."
"Say."
Si Qingli, the little white egg baby, was already red-eyed.
"Your body is closer to the characteristics of plants, the way plants reproduce is very different from humans, as long as you have enough nutrients and water, you can reproduce by splitting a small number of rhizomes, as a plant, you can also reproduce like this, surprised, not surprised?"
What the hell is autologous reproduction?
Lao Tzu is not surprised at all, not surprised at all, Lao Tzu still wants to marry a wife and give birth to a litter of little dolls, who would like to cut a piece of his body and bury it in the soil, apply some fertilizer, water some water, and wait for the next year to grow into another self, sick, right?
Hehehe......
"Host, it doesn't matter if you like it or not, the key is to use it.
In this situation, the best way is to cut a piece from your real body and throw it under the mass grave, bury your pitcher plant vines, and then use some energy points to ripen it, so that it can sprout and grow quickly, and then it can give you a non-stop zombie here, come on, stupid host, whether to unload your hands and feet or cut ***, you can choose yourself. ”
The words of the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi made Si Qingli's face change dramatically in his consciousness, and he couldn't help but cover his hands between his legs, and took a few steps back, for fear that his *** would not be guaranteed.
"Unload your hands, unload your feet, cut ***, I don't want any of them, I prefer to have all my beards and tails, no less at all."
Si Qingli was never so afraid when he was eaten by his own pitcher plant when he was unconscious, and now, it is simply the biggest crisis in his life.
I don't know where a big saw taller than my height came out, and the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi showed an unprecedented sinister expression, holding the big saw, and approached Si Qingli who was trembling step by step.