He Zhichun was so laughed by him that his back was cold, he turned his head and smiled brightly, "My dear uncle and grandfather, you can give birth to as many as you want, you see that the surname Su has been born, how can our surname Li show weakness!" If Ming'er catches King Wu, I will give you three thousand beauties. ”

Li Qi smiled, "Don't you dislike giving birth to too much, and you can't afford to raise it?" ”

He Zhichun raised his eyebrows, "How can it!" Who are you, you are my uncle and grandfather! I just don't eat or drink, I have to give you food and drink! But uncle and grandfather, you see that you and my uncle and grandmother have tied the knot, I am afraid that I will give a beautiful lady and make my uncle and grandmother unhappy, why don't you choose one of the clan? ”

It's better to pick one than to make another one, and one less counts as one.

Li Qile was happy, "What is your name Su Chen?" ”

He Zhichun suddenly heard the strings and knew the elegant meaning, "Of course it's my uncle and grandmother!" ”

Li Qi was satisfied, "Your Highness's eyes are as wise as a torch, if you have something to do in the future, your uncle will be the first to support you." ”

Su Chen on the side has the heart to kill, uncle and grandmother? Blow it!

He Zhichun is not scared of Su Chen at all, what kind of cold noodles are you pretending, your eldest grandson has rebelled, if you are not my uncle and grandmother, can you stand here in a good manner? She likes people with handles the most.

Li Qi said, handing a food box to He Zhichun, "I'm afraid that this big pot of rice will break your teeth, so I brought you some delicious food." ”

He Zhichun was happy, "Is there a tofu stick?" I heard that Chen Liu's tofu sticks, even Cao Cao loves to eat them. ”

"I heard that Cao Cao was happy with Cai Wenji, and when Cai Wenji married Dong Xi, there was a dish during the banquet, which was tofu sticks. Cao Cao asked, what is this? The little guy who passed the vegetables said that it was a tofu stick. Then Cao Cao listened to the errand, and said while crying, they are all rich, they are all rich......"

Li Qi was speechless, and solemnly patted He Zhichun's shoulder, "Your Highness, read less books in the future." Cao Mengde's generation of heroes, how could he cry bitterly after eating a tofu stick? You think they're all like your father! There are tofu sticks, and your uncle and grandmother have stuffed meat into them, you can taste them. The British duke and uncle they also have, this is yours. ”

When he said the three words of his uncle and grandmother, his tone was raised a little higher, and he was proud, for fear that Su Chen would not hear it.

He Zhichun secretly thought to himself in his heart, what is lacking to show off!

He Zhichun opened the food box, picked up a piece, first stuffed it into Cui Jiu's mouth, and then ate it himself, it was so delicious that he wanted to cry.

Then he quickly sliced the mutton and handed it to Li Qitong Su Chen, "The freshly roasted leg of lamb is still hot." ”

The group had a full meal, and at this time, Yuan Kui ran over, "Your Highness, the smoke is enough." ”

Li Qi looked at it curiously, looking at Yongqiu from here, it was indeed white smoke, "I heard that you like to make steamed buns to eat in the shape of children, what is this for?" Did you smoke King Wu as bacon? ”

He Zhichun was furious, it must be Uncle Sun Guo who ruined her reputation!

In the future, the common people of the people scared the children, and they all said directly, if you cry again, the prince will put you in the steaming drawer, steam and eat you!

I can't imagine it......

"Cao Cao cried when he ate tofu sticks, I don't know, but Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat, which must have been. Today we also went to Yongqiu City to borrow arrows. ”

As she spoke, she clasped her fists and shouted, "Brothers who have eaten enough, come with me to work!" ”

With so many people, it was impossible to eat together, those who fanned the wind and lit the fire, and the scarecrows, all retreated and went to eat, and those who had eaten and drunk before all changed and pushed the cart towards Yongqiu.

……

Above the Yongqiu City Tower, it was King Wu at this moment, and they all felt that this was definitely not ordinary smoke, but a signal that He Zhichun was about to call.

Otherwise, you have seen who cooks, there is such a big smoke, I don't know how many wet wheat straws and wet firewood are burned, it is so smoked that people can't open their eyes, and they just want to shed tears.

One of the staff members said with a panicked expression, "Do you remember the smell from before?" Could this be some poisonous gas caused by the prince? I went to Jingzhou in my early years, and I heard that the prince was a little evil and knew witchcraft! ”

When King Wu heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, "The most poisonous woman's heart, is she going to poison the people of the whole minister?" ”

As soon as King Wu's words fell, he heard Su Zhe shouting: "Enemy attack!" ”

He looked along the line of sight, and saw that a large area of troops appeared in the dense fog, and a piece of black and dark was attacking Yongqiu, "Shoot arrows!" Shoot the arrows! ”

He Zhichun listened to it with joy, isn't he just waiting for you to release the arrow?

What is the most feared thing about this kind of siege warfare, that is, you stand on the tower and release arrows! Wait for the arrow to finish, hehe, sorry, we're down there, you can't hit it, you can't hit it!

When we crash open the gate with siege engines, it is your time of death, and I will ask you if you are afraid!

He Zhichun turned his head and shouted to the group of people behind him who were not pushing the cart: "Hurry up and shout and play the drums, make a little noise, otherwise you will be discovered soon!" ”

The group shouted in a little voice of shame: "Kill! Come on! ”

He Zhichun, don't be embarrassed! Watch Prince Ben show you one!

"Brothers, rush! Whoever can shoot King Wu will have a reward of a thousand taels! The Song Zhou army on the city tower killed King Wu, and the same bounty was 1,000 taels! ”

Wu Wang turned his head violently and glared at the people behind him, Li Tianbao was simply too much!

Is it great to be rich? In case someone is tempted, the water kills him......

So he became more and more angry, "Shoot the arrow!" Shoot the arrows! Whoever can shoot Li Tianbao will have a bounty of two thousand taels for this king. ”

When the group of people saw that He Zhichun was shouting, they let go of their voices and made all kinds of rushing and killing sounds, and some people brought war drums and beat them loudly.

All of a sudden, there was really a bit of an army attacking the city, and the Song Zhou army on the city tower shot a lot of arrows.

"Ah Qiao, those people pushing the cart are all right, right? There are too many arrows. Li Tian said with some concern.

He Zhichun smiled, "It's okay, they are all dressed like iron cylinders, hiding under the cart, and the arrows are all shot at the straw people." After a while, when their arrows are gone, we will come back. ”

King Wu put the arrow for a long time, and finally realized that something was wrong.

"What's the matter, they've been rushing for so long? Why hasn't it hit the city yet? ”

There is no master who has set up any strange gate maze array outside Yongqiu City, and he will not be able to ghost the magic trick of hitting the wall, is Li Tianbao a snail? Haven't killed it yet?

King Wu thought and stomped his foot, "Oh no, I've been tricked, don't let go of the arrow!" ”

He Zhichun took a look, saw that the arrow rain had stopped, and the smoke was gradually dissipating, and shouted: "Brothers, go back to the camp to drink wine and eat meat!" Thank you, third brother, for borrowing me so many arrows! Don't worry, I'll pay it back to you in two days! ”

King Wu rubbed his eyes, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, the smoke dissipated a lot, and he could vaguely see a lot of carts, which were being pushed away from Yongqiu, and those carts were full of scarecrows, full of arrows.

And Li Tianbao was waving at him, smiling proudly!