Chapter 708: Autumn Harvest Celebration IV of the Eighth Year
The madman personality laughed when he heard it. "Teach alone, old man, your taste is quite unique. In normal times, I might have recruited you. But today is a special situation, sorry. ”
The punch was thrown, but it landed on the condensate barrier, and the reverberation reverberated throughout the cafeteria. Almost at the same time, spatial fluctuations appeared, and many torture subjects all disappeared in place, appearing in the rear of the Bloodclaw Army.
Jiao Ming was too lazy to interfere, and after a little hesitation, he also understood that the plan of the madman's personality was nothing more than a small trick to play people's hearts in horror movies. It's probably the same as when you killed the third faculty member, when you thought you were safe and were very happy, but you suddenly died.
Sure enough, as expected, the scumbag old headmaster, who was determined to be killed by the madman personality, was in front of a group of bloodclaw military qi magicians, and felt the angle of view uncontrollably tilted and rolled, and then saw a headless corpse in familiar clothes kneeling and falling. I opened my mouth to shout something, but in vain, and then my eyes and consciousness fell into eternal darkness.
The Bloodclaw Army was furious, and some people fired directly, but the bullets were randomly teleported away by the arrow protection.
The madman's personality is to raise his hands, as if he were a naughty boy who has successfully played a prank, and he grins and shouts, "I surrender! Don't be so stingy, don't you feel dry when you stare at this? In fact, someone will die soon? What's more, you have also heard this confession just now, a real old scumbag.
Although this is an elementary school for ordinary people, in the final analysis, the source of students is also a waste child of magicians and the children of relatives and friends. You dare to guarantee that your children and juniors are all gifted with magic?
So, it's good for everybody to be cleaner here. I'm helping you, you still treat me like this, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people. Okay, you don't understand this proverb, but it's okay, just know that my righteous heart is hurt. ”
Crackling and talking a lot of trash talk, the unconscious soldiers were already a little dizzy, but the man at the head did not. With a loud shout, he ordered everyone to continue to be on guard.
"Okay, okay, let's relax, don't go too far. If you agree to one of my terms, I'll really be free. All kinds of measures are at your disposal. ”
"What conditions?" asked the leader.
"Find someone to catch me. It's been too long since I saw it, and the name was a little forgotten, huh. Victor: No, Victoria's Secret Angels, even more so. Viklor! I can't remember the specific position, but in short, it's the henchman next to Evan, the kind who doesn't care about anything. ”
The three personalities of this Viklor and Jiao Ming are all acquaintances. We met for the first time three years ago when the Tro Collar ironclad ship was launched, and since then, we have cooperated a lot, and we are already an exclusive receptionist.
And there is no need to say much about the next thing, and the name of the senior secretary is reported conclusively. Out of prudence, the Bloodclaw Army did not dare to slack off. Therefore, as soon as the various restraint measures on the side of the madman's personality came on, they were dismantled again in an uproar under Viklor's order.
Immediately afterward, the madman personality was 'invited' to Evan's office, and the rest of the school and the Bloodclaw Army wiped their butts, which was naturally handled by Viklor.
Along the way, the madman's personality naturally continued to 'talk to himself', and Jiao Ming spoke a few words from time to time. And the two waiters who led the way were not new, so it was not surprising that they were used to this. It wasn't until he opened the door of the study and saw Evan who was reviewing the documents that the madman personality stopped teasing Jiao Ming with trash talk and greeted him with great enthusiasm.
"Oops, isn't this my Great Lord of Evon? It's really brilliant. Anyway, I haven't seen you for two years, you guy is still so handsome, and your appearance is about to catch up with me. No, no, no, it's not okay to go on like this. Listen, you two are not allowed to stay up late to work in the future, which will accelerate our aging. ”
Evan coughed lightly, not bothering to correct some mistakes, nor to reproach such a trivial matter as wanton killing, lest he fall into the hands of the madman and have a chance to defend himself at length. It's just the usual etiquette of meeting an old friend at the same level, and then going straight to the point.
"It's nice to meet you, but I'd like to talk to the other two. ”
"You're welcome, they're all here, what you have to say. If the gourd is interested, it will naturally squeak, and if it is not interested, no one will have-" The voice stopped abruptly here, and with two light coughs, the tone and expression changed from frivolous to indifferent.
"It's me. In addition, Jiao Ming, a normal personality, has made great progress, and I can't keep him closed for too long. There's something to make a long story short. And until I find a way to keep him closed for a long time, don't send me a few secret deals and plans. ”
"Okay. Evan shrugged and adjusted the order of the predetermined topics slightly.
Ten minutes later, the Silent One raised his hand to interrupt Evan's words. "That's all for this time - well, what did you just talk to me about?"
"Jiao Ming?" Although he was sure in his heart, Evan still asked tentatively. At the same time, I also feel more and more pressured to get along with this kind of 'three-in-one' guy, and I don't know how Binglian endures it.
"It's me. ”
As if nothing had happened, Evan smiled and replied, "Didn't talk about anything." I haven't seen you for two years, and I'm just reminiscing about the past. There are also many troubles and confusions in the government affairs on my side, so if you talk about it the same, please don't hesitate to give advice. ”
"Don't dare to teach, your Tro Collar is thriving, much stronger than the Crocodile Collar. What qualifications do I have ......?"
"Hey~!" Evan waved his hand and interrupted, "That's how humble you are." There is a huge gap between the two territories on the basis, if you change places, you have my family background, and you must do better than me. On the contrary, I became a poor boy in the crocodile territory, but I may not be able to move the old stubbornness of those crocodile dukes. ”
Jiao Ming snorted lightly and said no more, after all, he stretched out his hand and didn't hit the smiling person. The other party is so disobedient to flattery, and it is not good for him to put on a cold face again.
Based on past contacts with Evan, it is obviously wishful thinking to get information through verbal traps, and the use of force is even more of a joke. To sum up, it is that there is no need to expect to figure out the calculation of the personality of the silent person from here.
"I'm sorry, though I'd love to talk too. But now it's time for the Silent Personality to manipulate it, just by the Crazy Personality, and the guy is already making a fuss. Jiao Ming found a fairly effective excuse to escape, and slapped his forehead before handing over control. "By the way, there's one more thing. The floating airship you gave me the year before last fell because of the 'Three Days of Darkness', do you have a warranty here?"
"Of course the warranty, but not free. There is also a queue at the same time, but I can take special care of that. Evan replied with a smile.
The falling airship is the lightest of the consequences caused by the three days of darkness, and Troel, as the largest seller, flies like snowflakes like an order.
The trick of a little disgusting person was ineffective, and Jiao Ming squeezed out a smile. And the madman personality has just taken control of the body, and it is a lot of complaining trash talk.
Evan threw out a few difficult problems in dealing with the Tro Territory, and chatted with the madman personality for a while, and after confirming that there was no reliable solution to this product and it was not inspiring, he politely sent the guest away.
The madman blinked twice, spread his butt on the seat, made a shelf out of condensation, and put on Erlang's legs. "I felt like a used rag about to be thrown away. My heart hurt and I didn't leave. ”
Evan rolled his eyes vaguely and shook his head helplessly. simply gave up and continued to work, and pressed the bell on the table to order the attendants to prepare food and drink. Soon, the two sat opposite each other, and the table was full of delicacies.
"How about ordering food from the Chinese restaurant you opened and sending it over?"
"If the Chinese restaurant doesn't have me, there is no soul in the food. The madman pouted, but he ate it directly. For the magic warriors of the seven-ring water system, it doesn't matter much if they even eat a few meals, and their gastrointestinal digestion ability is off the charts.
Soon, however, the madman's personality turned on a strange face. Rhetorical question: "Why don't you eat it?" ”
Evan looked at the joke and said, "Poisonous." ”
"I feel like you're also the seven rings of the water system, right? You also have the ability to fire magic, and you're afraid of a yarn? You have to eat it this time today, and you have to eat it if you don't eat it, otherwise I'm not done with it." "The madman personality shouted.
Evan smiled and picked up the chopsticks, eating slowly because he was not skilled in using them, and at the same time opened his heart and chatted with the madman's personality. As for the so-called toxin, it was obviously put by some amateur assassins with a limited level, and for the two of them, it was the level of stomach pain.
After a few words, the more the two chatted, the more they became more and more interested, as if they were old friends who bragged and farted at the roadside barbecue stall in the night market. And this is not surprising, after all, one is really heartless, and the other intends to let go of the shackles of etiquette.
This was so until ten midnight, and in the palatial study, the floor table was in a mess. Evan followed the instructions of the madman's personality, deliberately did not transform the alcohol content in his body, and reduced the strength of his body's magic power, to experience the dizzy feeling after being drunk.
The underground alien side is well arranged, and it is naturally the turn of the human side. Lord Long and Archbishop Mahiza talked again, but before they could say a few words, there was a wave of magic from the opening of the shaft above the space, and another underground alien powerhouse floated into the air.
That kind of momentum and pressure like an abyss is not inferior to Lord Long at all. And it was followed by the countless god's pet beasts that had chased everyone in the shaft before.
As the god's pet beasts crawled out of the exit at the bottom of the shaft, they scattered in all directions according to the color of the runes on their flesh wings, their sharp claws hanging upside down like bats in the metal ceiling.
From the outside, it looks like a neat army in array, and it looks like a strange flower blooming, stretching out each petal of different colors.
Jiao Ming squinted and looked at it, but quickly noticed something. In the neat formation of various colors, there is a smaller thing scurrying back and forth, like an instructor reprimanding the recruits for their eggs.
Although this little thing looks similar to the god's pet beast, there is a rather obvious difference, that is, there are no runes on the flesh wings, but instead there is an obvious transparent light cluster in the chest and abdomen, which is clearly visible in the ribs.
Jiao Ming faintly guessed that this was the legendary 'Ancestor of Beasts' of the dwarves, so he looked at the dozens of dwarves not far away. The bearded men had mixed expressions on their faces, and they were surprised and confused.
The former may be understood as seeing reinforcements and familiar objects, while the latter means that there are situations that they have only seen in their lives and cannot understand. As for what Jiao Ming was most concerned about, whether the little guys on the ceiling who were a little cute were the ancestors of beasts or not, it was impossible to judge for the time being.
After that, things are simple. The two underground alien powerhouses in the heavens and the earth are obviously old acquaintances, but the relationship is not very harmonious. The two just chatted briefly for a few words and then collapsed, each of them staring at each other like a cockfight,-for-tat.
Although there was not a trace of fluctuation or ripple in the Holy Demon Sea, this calm was even more strange and depressing. Everyone around was afraid to come out, making the scene audible.
Jiao Ming moved slowly and hid behind the crocodile duke's side. If these two underground alien powerhouses suddenly make a move, it would be good to take care of it.
"Don't be afraid, you shouldn't be able to fight. The crocodile duke comforted. Then he sighed: "I have seen so many strong people, and I have also met the seniors on the path of cultivation. Regardless of whether Archbishop Mahiza pays his debts or not, this trip is worth it. In the words of your hometown, you really 'sat in the well and watched the sky' before. ”
Jiao Ming twitched the corners of his mouth, naturally he didn't correct some inappropriate words, but muttered, "I hope so." ”
As the closest existence to the level of the two underground alien powerhouses in the field, the crocodile duke's judgment is still reliable. Sure enough, the confrontation between the two didn't last long, and the one in mid-air waved his hand. The god's pet beast climbed neatly into the shaft, and the unidentified underground alien powerhouse made a strange gesture to Lord Long and then slowly flew upside down and retreated.
Just as his figure was about to disappear, one of the dwarven captives suddenly shouted, apparently meaning 'begging to be taken away'.
The unidentified underground alien powerhouse did not stop his business, but he just glanced at the dwarf slightly, and said something to Lord Long and disappeared completely.
And this sentence caused another dwarf in the green-robed bishop of the Ifusen theocracy to laugh wildly, as if he had seen the most interesting thing in the world.
After a little recollection, Jiao Ming recognized that this was the dwarf Ral, the same egg thief captive he had met on the island of the Blue Rune Clan. Think of the journey of the entire underworld that began with tracking down the outcasts of the dwarven clan, but never succeeded. But I didn't expect it to happen now.
The dwarven captives did not understand the language of the subterranean race, and did not accept the dwarven ral's translation, and ignored the ridicule, believing that everything was a discordant ploy of the enemy.