The gods and Buddhas all respect me, and the witches and Buddhas are not separated. - The Man in the Black Robe

"Brother Dao, I think this Mr. Wang is too much, Brother Dao, don't be like him." I think you have to be as knowledgeable as him, right······· I was speechless

I searched the streets nearby to see where there were restaurants or anything like that, and I hadn't eaten dinner yet.

And the fly-like chatter of the fairy made me want to punch him twice, and I missed the monkey for a moment, really.

"I'm not going to pay for your meal." I ordered two dishes, one meat and one vegetable, and I moved the bowl aside, not intending to share it with him.

"Don't be like this, they are all Taoist families, why should Taoist families bother for their families." He also ordered a bowl of vegetarian dishes with a hippie smile, a bowl of tofu.

"I'm not a Taoist family, I'm just here to join in the fun."

"Eh, I can see that you are a Taoist family, an authentic Taoist family." He had already taken a piece of meat and put it in his mouth and chewed it.

"You're poor, huh? Tofu. ”

"I didn't eat your tofu, so I can't talk nonsense."

"I'm talking about the tofu in your bowl." I also took a piece of tofu from his bowl and put it in my mouth, and it tasted pretty good, at least the chopped green onion on top was my favorite taste.

"Those who cultivate the Tao do not eat meat."

"Oh, really?" I poured all the chili fried pork into my rice bowl.

"Eh, a cultivator is also a human being, as the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart."

"I'm sorry, but the cultivators believe in the Taoist Sanqing, not my Buddha."

"Hehe, Brother Dao, don't be so serious, you will leave me speechless." He just couldn't pretend anymore.

"I'm like you're the one who has nothing to say, and I'm not a bird." I gave him a blank look and drove half of the meat into his bowl.

"Thank you, Brother Dao. Brother Dao is really a righteous person. ”

"Stop, are you short of money?"

"There must be a lack of money, otherwise who comes to this kind of ghost place to help him exorcise ghosts or something, I don't know how to exorcise ghosts, I just know some ways to ward off evil spirits." He was afraid that he hadn't eaten for a few days, so he stuffed his mouth with food and replied vaguely.

"You eat the food first, I'm afraid you'll spray me in the face." I shook my head, asked the boss for a glass, and made a glass of boiling water.

"Ah, it's delicious!!" After eating, he wiped the sesame oil from the corner of his mouth, and rubbed it on his pants.

"There's a tissue here."

"Eh, cultivators don't have to be informal."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll leave right away."

"Don't don't, you and I get together is fate, and I'll be bored to death if you leave." Sure enough, introducing him to the monkey was the most reliable.

The full name of this Xu Immortal is Xu Wei, but I think this name sounds quite hypocritical. Growing up in the countryside, he didn't read much, because he heard his grandmother say some side ways, so he decided that he was born to be an exorcist, and began to set up a stall to tell fortunes, draw red lines to read palmistry, and exorcise demons and catch ghosts. I haven't made a lot of money, but it's enough to make ends meet.

"So that's the case, aren't you afraid that there are really ghosts in that house, and if you get into trouble, you want your life?"

"That can't, although I don't have the ability to catch ghosts, I still have the ability to exorcise evil spirits."

"What if the other party is a ghost? Do you think that with the blood of a black dog alone, the child's urine can be dealt with? You can't even draw a talisman. ”

"Oh, it seems that Brother Dao is a really capable person." As soon as he grasped my hand, I saw a burning light in his greedy eyes, and the excitement that I was a cash cow made me shudder.

"Eh, what do you want to do?" I pulled out my hand, this is still in the hotel, so many people, I don't know, I think we have some unsavory secrets.

"No, it's such a Daoist brother, I actually have a lot of work that I can't solve, and the price is too high, even tens of thousands, and there is one job, a full 150,000! If Brother Dao really has the ability, I will take the job, Brother Dao will do it, and I will have four or six of you, how about it? ”

"I thought I met a god stick, but I met a living god of wealth, I won't tell you, master, I do this, but I have no business, if I don't meet you today, I'm afraid I will have to change my career after I go home."

"Hahaha, this is really fate, wonderful! Dare to ask Brother Dao, which immortal did you learn this method with? ”

"Don't shout brother and brother, my name is Ling Chen, I learned from Li Jushi, and you don't know each other."

"Li Jushi! How can you not know it, Li Jushi, Sixth Po, Mei Zhenren, this is the three immortals of N Province! You actually learned from Li Jushi! ”

"These three immortals are so famous? I thought it was very widespread in our city and county, and it could spread to the entire province, your N province? ”

"No, I'm from the province next door, province S, no wonder you say you can't find a business, the ghosts in this province of N have been almost ruled by the three immortals, and those who haven't been rectified have all moved one after another, and went to the province next door, that is, our province S, oops, it's hard for our province S."

"You don't have living immortals in S Province or anything like that?"

"There is a fart, at most, Li Yan, Li Banxian, is still a blind old man, telling fortunes to others all day long."

"You know a lot, I'll ask you about someone, Uncle Yu, have you heard of it? One is called Huazi, it seems to be a beggar gang, and it is said that it will be Qimen Dunjia. ”

"Will Qimen Dunjia? No, it's been lost for hundreds of years. ”

"Really, I lived with him for a few days, and with a wave of his sleeve, a cloud of mist would rise, and he would take a few steps into the cloud and disappear into thin air."

"This isn't Qimen Dunjia, it's all similar to immortal arts, or similar to demonic arts. I haven't heard of Uncle I've never heard of it. "Even Xu Wei has never heard of this person, this Uncle Yu is a fake, I'm afraid it's fake, what is Uncle Yu hiding? If you are not related to me, why should you give me a lifesaver? I don't know, I'll just have to wait for time to tell me the answer.

"By the way, is there really a ghost in that murderous house?"

"You yourself said that there was a female ghost, and you still came to ask me?!" This product is probably guessing again.

"I was blinded by him." His shameless hip-hop appearance embarrassed me, and it was really a blind guess.

"Not only is it a female ghost, but it is also very fierce."

"You mean the revenge of the ghosts?" He deliberately lowered his voice and whispered in my ear like in a horror movie.

I pushed him away: "There's nothing wrong with you, it's time for the matter of the drama spirit possession to come to an end, I don't know if you retaliate or not, but there must be a ghost living inside, it came over that night, it's just that you slept too dead that night, and you didn't know it at all." ”

"No, the female ghost has been here······ Thankfully, the female ghost didn't ask me for my life. Xu Wei patted his chest and secretly screamed.

"Why is that female ghost asking for your life? It is also the life of Mr. Sona Wang to ask for it. ”

"You mean you have to kill people tonight?"

"It's not enough to kill someone, no matter how I do, I won't let that female ghost harm someone's life, but with Mr. Wang's broken attitude today, hum, he will inevitably suffer something." I snorted and sneered, dealing with people like Mr. Wang, you must make him suffer, otherwise he will not have a long memory.

Xu Wei looked at the cold light in my eyes and shivered.

"I don't think he'll die at the hands of a female ghost, but at your hands."

"Maybe, there's a good show to watch in the evening." Whistling and paying, I knew that the screams coming from Mr. Wang at night would be very moving.