Chapter 0062 Anchor: You Haven't Been Like This Before

With the help of Niu Tou Ma Mian, Lu Xiaobai finally sent those computers, tables and chairs to the underworld, and after finishing all the work, Lu Xiaobai took the car back home.

After returning home, he locked himself in the bedroom, and Lu Xiaobai pinched the key and went to the underworld.

The bull head and the horse face were squatting on the ground, staring at the computers stacked on the ground.

Niu Tou: "Ma Mian, do you know what this is?" ”

Ma Mian: "I don't know. ”

Niu Tou: "Are you stupid, TV!" Then you know what this black box is? ”

Ma Mian: "I don't know. ”

Bull head: "You donkey head, that's an urn!" Hahahaha......"

Horse Face: "Roll the calf!" Lao Tzu is a horse! ”

Lu Xiaobai next to him listened to the black lines in his head, Niu Tou is really witty, the chassis was said to be an urn, your urn is so big?

"This isn't a TV, it's not an urn, it's called a computer." Lu Xiaobai couldn't help but correct it.

Niu Tou and Ma Mian hurriedly turned their heads to look at Lu Xiaobai's words, and Niu Tou's face was full of excitement.

"Anchor, you're finally fat, where's my cigarette?"

Lu Xiaobai listened to the somewhat strange accent of Niu Tou, and then he was a little embarrassed, he usually doesn't smoke, but today because he was too busy, he really forgot to buy Niu Tou when he came.

Lu Xiaobai smiled at the bull head a little embarrassed, and said: "That bull head, let me tell you, smoke is not a good thing, smoking is harmful to health, do you know?" So for the sake of your health, I didn't buy it for you when I came today. ”

The bull head looked at Lu Xiaobai as if he was looking at a fool, and then his face was full of grievances.

"Anchor, you don't love me anymore, you definitely don't love me anymore! You weren't like that before. ”

Lu Xiaobai looked at the big guy in front of him who was wide and fat, more than two meters tall, the key was the head of the man, and he said such a meaty thing in his mouth, Lu Xiaobai suddenly understood why the horse face often let the cow's head roll.

"What kind of cigarette to smoke, can it be as mature as a horse face? Look at the ...... of the centaur face."

Lu Xiaobai turned his head and pointed at Ma Mian, and then found that Ma Mian was holding a main chassis and shaking it violently, panicked and screaming, and he was still grinning there.

"Hey! Anchor, you're shaking this thing, it's weird! ”

Nima, none of these two is mature, so he quickly asked Ma Mian to put down the main chassis.

Looking at the aggrieved bull head, and the stupid smile on the side of the horse, Lu Xiaobai felt a pain in the egg.

"Okay, the cigarettes are gone today, but for your sake of helping me today, I'll play with you first when I get the computer in order."

Niu Tou turned his head to look at the computers on the ground with disgust, and snorted coldly, his face full of arrogance and disdain.

"My bull head is bored to death today, dead outside! Never play with these broken computers! ”

Lu Xiaobai was stunned, why is this bull head still in one set now? Awesome! The law of true fragrance is all on my back.

"Okay, okay, then you can wait and watch the horse play."

After saying that, Lu Xiaobai didn't bother to take care of this guy, and began to be busy installing computers, setting up tables and chairs.

After two or three hours, I finally installed all the computers, plugged them in, and opened a machine to try it, which was very good.

It's a pity that the computer can't be connected to the Internet, and it's useless to even surf the Internet, after all, there is nothing on the network of the underworld, let alone a server or something.

There is only one pre-installed stand-alone game on the computer, called "Plants vs. Zombies", which is still a stand-alone game that was more popular a few years ago.

I turned on the computer and tried it.,The speed is OK.,It's just a little too painful to have no network.,And there's only one game.。

It seems that when will I have to find a way to get a server or something in the underworld.,Now let's make do with playing a stand-alone game.,Anyway, Lu Xiaobai went to the Internet café when he was young.,It's basically playing CS Meteor Butterfly Sword King of Fighters or something.。

It is this era that the underworld is going through now, after all, Rome was not built in a day, everything has to be done slowly.

Glanced at the cow head and the horse face, the cow head was still squatting there sulking, the strange road Xiaobai didn't bring him a cigarette, the horse face was much simpler, sitting on the chair with one eye looking at the sky, one eye staring at him, to infiltrate more people, and from time to time to rush to Lu Xiaobai hehe laughed.

Lu Xiaobai didn't pay attention to the bull's head, and directly called Ma Mian over, and then began to teach Ma Mian to play "Plants vs. Zombies".

Although the game has fallen on Earth, it is now regaining its charm in the Underworld!

Like Ma Mian, these ghosts who have not experienced the baptism of entertainment culture, the one that plays is called a hi, that is, the first level has not been beaten for half an hour, which is really a bit embarrassing.

Lu Xiaobai was teaching Ma Mian here to teach Zhenghi, and suddenly heard the voice of the bull head behind him who was a little anxious.

"Ma Mian, why are you so stupid? How can that pea be planted! Ah! You see, it's dead again, right? ”

As he spoke, the bull head squeezed the horse noodles to the side, and then happily began to click the mouse, and the one who played was called an obsession.

In the end, Lu Xiaobai opened a machine for Ma Mian again, one for each of them, and they had a lot of fun!

Lu Xiaobai took a ruler and began to measure the size, he planned to get a cash register, and behind the cash register, there was a cabinet for instant noodles, drinks, sausages, and other things.

When Lu Xiaobai finished his work, he heard the bull head showing off in the triumphant face of the horse.

Niu Tou: "Ma Mian, look at your stupidity, the first level hasn't passed yet, look at me, I'm about to reach the second level!" ”

The horse snorted at the bull's head, turned his head and continued to play.

Lu Xiaobai is face is speechless, it's been two hours, these two guys haven't passed the first level yet, where did the strong sense of superiority of the key bull come from?

Seeing that the time was not early, Lu Xiaobai finally drove the bull head and horse noodles away, and then asked Lu Bu to help find a carpenter and build him a cash register and cabinet or something.

By the way, Lu Xiaobai also sent the measured size to Lu Bu, looking at the room that was already a little "touched" by the Internet café, Lu Xiaobai's sense of accomplishment was a little overwhelming.

Thinking that he has been busy with other things in the past two days, and the videos on Douyin have not been updated, Lu Xiaobai pondered for a while, it's time to find a new TV series to put on it, and by the way, he also advertises his Internet café.

A drama that was very popular before was called "Yanxi Raiders", and the ghosts in the underworld didn't know whether they liked it or not, and what he had been uploading was a comedy and funny genre before, and now he happened to change his taste and show them the palace fighting drama.

Lu Xiaobai uploaded two episodes first, and after passing the TV series, Lu Xiaobai brushed Douyin again, picked two interesting videos and forwarded them.

And recently Lu Xiaobai also discovered one thing, after his spread, now those ghosts and ghosts in the underworld have also begun to record Douyin, but many of the styles of recording Douyin are basically learned from the videos forwarded by Lu Xiaobai.

For example, tonight, Lu Xiaobai swiped a lot of Douyin videos posted by ghosts and monsters in the underworld, among which there are many celebrities and many beautiful women.

For example, Master Li, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Xi Shi, and many famous beauties in history, their works have a lot of likes.

There are millions of likes at every turn, that's called a fire!

But one funny thing is that Lu Xiaobai forwarded a video of a young lady looking for a boyfriend before, saying that she likes that kind of chubby boy because she has a sense of security.

So countless single girls in the underworld followed suit, and they all took the same video, saying that they were looking for a chubby and secure boyfriend.

So Niu Tou asked Ma Mian to take a photo of himself, and then replaced the photo with his own profile picture, and frantically began to leave messages in the comments of these young ladies who posted videos, saying that he was the kind of chubby and secure boy.

When Lu Xiaobai swiped Douyin again the next day, he found that all the young ladies of the underworld who were played by Niu Tou in the comment area, no matter how high the number of likes on the video was, they all deleted the videos they posted.

Since then, the bull head has had one more mantra.

"Women are all liars!"

After knowing this, Lu Xiaobai almost died of laughter. Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "I am an Internet celebrity claw book house in the underworld" for free for the first time.