"You guy, it's hard to say! Looks stupid and stupid, and doesn't have any skills.

By the way, you are lazy, lustful, heavy on sex and light on friends, and you don't have any optimistic attitude towards life.

Forget it, let's not talk about you, you are a person, with sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet, and you are already rotten,......"

Miao Miao came out of the bathroom while wiping her hair, and pushed Bai Xiaochuan's head out with one hand.

"There are sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet, which is very bad."

Bai Xiaochuan lay on the sofa again, and said lazily, as if he didn't pay attention to Miao Miao, who was wearing a big T-shirt and revealing a pair of beautiful legs like jade pillars.

He and Miao Miao have such a relationship, like brothers. If Bai Xiaochuan sees his brother, he will have some physiological reaction, then it can only mean one problem, his orientation is no longer normal.

Miao Miao is the same, she treats Bai Xiaochuan as a buddy, so she dares to wear it like this.

She also sat on the sofa, watching TV, and said, "You are rotten, not bad." If you had a little bit of talent, you wouldn't be like this. What's going on? You broke up with that senior sister? ”

Miao Miao didn't open which pot to mention, Bai Xiaochuan turned his body aside angrily, looking angry.

"Cut, just look at the expression." Miao Miao said disdainfully, but seeing that Bai Xiaochuan didn't react, she kicked him again and said, "You also take a bath, you are covered in blood, don't you scare people when you go out?" ”

"What about washing? If you don't have any clothes to change, are you naked? ......." Bai Xiaochuan stuck out his tongue and made a grimace.

"I bought it for you, and I know that your senior sister is unreliable, and sooner or later she will get my bastard to eat and drink!"

Miao Miao said disdainfully, and then took out men's jeans and T-shirts from the cabinet under the bookshelf.

"Damn, it's like this again?" Bai Xiaochuan saw jeans and T-shirts and said with some disgust.

"You say it again? .......”

"Click! Click! ......”

Miao Miao said threateningly, and her hands clicked out of the bones.

Bai Xiaochuan grimaced again, hugged his clothes and went into the bathroom.

At the same time, Miao Miao took out eggs and bread from the refrigerator.

"Ogawa? What do you like to eat? I'll make it for you to eat? Miao Miao shouted.

"Whatever, I don't have an appetite for anything I eat now." Bai Xiaochuan replied in the bathroom.

"You're not going to get sick, are you?" Miao Miao asked rhetorically, and went deep into the bathroom.

"Don't guess, I'll tell you a story in a moment."

Bai Xiaochuan said, and twisted his ass at Miao Miao.

"Boring!"

Miao Miao turned around and left, went to the kitchen to make an omelette and baked a few slices of bread. Then take the milk out of the fridge and heat it, after which it is all placed on the tea machine.

Bai Xiaochuan also finished washing at this time, wore a T-shirt, and came out of the bathroom.

Miao Miao glanced at it and didn't say anything, just called Bai Xiaochuan over for dinner.

Bai Xiaochuan sat down, but he couldn't take his mouth, and he felt like vomiting at the thought of eating the food in his mouth.

"Eat, delicious?" Miao Miao Road.

"Okay,......."

At Miao Miao's repeated requests, Bai Xiaochuan sandwiched a pickle and put it in his mouth.

The pickles are spicy, but Bai Xiaochuan can't taste the spicy taste, he just feels that what he bites into his mouth is a piece of rotten wood.

He wanted to spit it out, but when he saw Miao Miao's worried eyes, he tried to swallow it.

But at this time, Miao Miao still saw that Bai Xiaochuan was wrong, and asked, "Are you really sick?" ”

"I'm not sick, I'm dead,......." Bai Xiaochuan said with his tongue stuck out in vain.

"Boring!" Miao Miao didn't believe it at all, and continued to eat her own food.

"What I said is true!"

Bai Xiaochuan was serious, and he was afraid that Miao Miao would not believe it, so he also turned out his mobile phone.

Miao Miao stared at Bai Xiaochuan in surprise, watching Bai Xiaochuan hand the phone in front of her.

"You're streaming?" But seeing the video on her phone, Miao Miao asked.

"Yes, I was abandoned by that senior sister, I had no source of livelihood, and I didn't want to lose face, so I went to the live broadcast."

Bai Xiaochuan said very casually, but Miao Miao didn't say anything. The two of them are small, she knows Bai Xiaochuan too well, this person is lazy, and he loves face very much. So, finding a rich woman to marry has become the biggest dream of his life.

She and Bai Xiaochuan's dreams are at odds, so the two of them haven't seen each other for so long, and they can be separated for about three months.

"Tomb of the Monkey King,....... Are you really dead? ........”

Miao Miao looked at the title, watched a few more videos, and reprimanded, just like an elder reprimanding his child.

Bai Xiaochuan looked indifferent, anyway, he is now half-dead.

Of course, he has nothing to hide from his own little hair.

Because, if there is such a person in this world who is willing to listen to his soft words, then it is undoubtedly the Miss Miao Miao in front of him.

So, Bai Xiaochuan babbled a lot.

He said even more bizarre stories, which were yet to come.

When he stepped into the tomb of the Monkey King, it was broken. Then I woke up the next day and saw Monkey King.

Sun Wukong said that he was dead and gave him three spirit runes to keep him alive until he returned. And he also recognized a big brother, and Sun Wukong became his brother.

But as a result, until now, he doesn't even know how he died,......

Bai Xiaochuan has been talking, and Miao Miao has been eating, and I don't know how much she listened to Bai Xiaochuan's words,.......