At five o'clock in the afternoon, the little fat man suddenly came to Song Yang's office.

"Sanfat, what's wrong with you? Who recruited you to provoke you? Song Yang looked at the fat man with an annoyed look.

"Don't talk about it, I was unlucky, I hit someone's house and lost 5,000 oceans."

"On the highway?"

"Yes, I followed the old man to meet with a few distributors in the morning, and everything was negotiated...... After eating at noon, I wanted to come back to have dinner with you, but I was wrong with that thing yesterday, I was dizzy, and I couldn't control my ......."

"It's over, it's over, when can't you play with women, don't miss everyone's big things, you have to know, it's not just your business, there are ......"

"Understood, no, I'll rush back and apologize."

"Apologize and be exempt, what can't we say about it. By the way, why didn't you let the insurance company deal with it? Are you seriously injured in your new car? ”

"It's a heavy fart, and the other party's rearview mirror is a little scratched...... I'm not in a hurry to come back, it's more than ten kilometers away from the Jinling Zhongshanmen toll station...... There are two strong young men in the other party's car, and there is a companion car, I can't afford to provoke it, forget it, let's carry it. Let's not talk about it, let's eat, let's go. ”

"Okay."

In the underground garage of the office building, Song Yang walked to the co-pilot's seat, opened the door, and was just about to go in, looked in the rearview mirror, and felt that something was wrong.

"How can there be a mark in the rearview mirror?"

"It's someone else's rearview mirror, I'm changing lanes to overtake, so I'm fully responsible. Oh, Yinzi is here, and the fat man walked to the back side of Song Yang's car, "Here, the new car, it hurts to see it, and I'll repair it tomorrow." ”

Song Yang touched it a few times, it was a fresh scratch, not heavy, but very even.

"Let's go, a rearview mirror lost me 5,000, and I should feed the dogs, the main guys don't look good, I'm alone, I should spend money to eliminate the disaster."

"Don't be in a hurry to leave," Song Yang pointed to the rearview mirror and said to the little fat man, "Are you sure you ran into someone?" ”

"I guess so, I heard a bang."

"No, I look at this scratch, the force is very even, and the rearview mirror streamline surface does not match, it stands to reason, if it is the rear of your car to the rearview mirror of others, the scratch should be light and heavy...... Look, it's obviously wrong, of course, I don't see what the rearview mirror of someone's car looks like? ”

"The rearview mirror is not all the same, but the second child you say so, I think there is a real problem, I looked at their rearview mirror, there are obvious scratches, the spring is also broken, you say I will not be falsely accused, met the porcelain party, but only heard of driving and pedestrians touching porcelain, but I have not heard of the car porcelain party, or a new black Audi. I heard the sound of a collision when I overtook me, but I'm also an old driver......"

"While walking, you can talk about it in detail, it is possible that it has really been designed, and the porcelain party may have upgraded its weapon......" Song Yang laughed.

"Fuck it!"

Jin Sanpang drove his BMW sedan from Changzhou back to Jinling. At about 3:40, when the vehicle was driving in the direction of Zhongshanmen on the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway, it crossed a black Audi car in the middle lane on the right from the overtaking lane and changed lanes to the front of the Audi car.

"I had just finished changing lines when I suddenly felt a soft 'bang' sound from the right rear side of the body, and at first I thought it was just the sound of the sand and gravel raised at high speed hitting the body, but I didn't pay attention to it because I was in a hurry to come back. But the car didn't go far when suddenly the black Audi caught up from the side, and the occupants rolled down the windows and shouted at me while waving signs for me to pull over......"

"Oh?" Song Yang paused for a moment and motioned for him to continue.

"I pulled over, one in front of the other, and then two young men got out of the Audi car, shirtless, with thick arms, drawing a green dragon, and shouted at me emotionally, saying that their Audi car was damaged by my car......"

After listening to Jin Sanpang's detailed process, Song Yang nodded, "It's basically certain that you were touched by others." ”

"Why?"

"It's very simple, in the event of a traffic accident, the police should have been called immediately, but the person who was hit did not let the perpetrator call the police, nor did he let the insurance company settle the claim, but opened his mouth to ask for money, which is not right!"

"That's right. Song Yang, you are a big detective, you have to help me find a way to get this festival back. ”

"It's hard to find, I have to ask Officer Ye to see if I have received this kind of alarm recently?"

"Next time, take me to see this Officer Ye, listen to what you said about this police flower seems to be like a flower......

"It's beautiful, it's not an exaggeration to say that it's like a flower, but this policewoman is not something we can mess with, so let's stop you from thinking about it."

"Haha, you think I care, keep it for yourself...... I left before nine o'clock last night, I didn't dare to drink much, so I drove to Changzhou, I didn't expect to go to be fine, and I was unlucky to come back in the daytime. By the way, Mr. Dai's boyfriend is very handsome, but the French are really romantic, and when they see a woman, they throw flattering eyes around, I see that Mr. Dai is obviously absent-minded, and I ask why you didn't go......"

Five thousand, it's a drizzle for a fat man, and he forgot it in an instant, and the main unpleasant thing is the feeling of being coerced and deflated.

"Fatty, do you really want revenge?" Song Yang wanted to divert from his words, but he didn't want to hear it.

"Nonsense, of course I want to, we have always repaid kindness and revenge, and we have to report it now, don't tell me anything about gentleman's revenge, it's not ......too late for three years."

"If the police don't have any criminal record, only this trick, you need to do this and this tomorrow ......"

"Can this trick work?"

"I don't know if it's okay or not, I can only rely on luck, anyway, it's just a matter of a phone call, this kind of thing can neither startle the snake nor report it to the police, you are private on the spot, and the police generally won't accept it again."

"Okay, I see, if you don't listen to you, the big detective, who do you say you want to listen to? However, if Host Qin asks me to settle accounts, you will carry it all. The fat man laughed.

"Of course!"

Late at night the next day, it was the time of the "charming night" on the Song Yang platform on Tuesday, Song Yang and Qin Mengyao sat in the broadcast studio, and Fang Siyu sat on one side to control the broadcast system.

"Listeners and friends, ...... in this gentle night" As soon as Qin Mengyao's opening words were finished, the first call came in.

"Sister Qin, hello, my name is Song Sanhu, I am in a very unhappy mood today, I want to talk about my period today, is it okay?"

"Of course, please say ......" Qin Mengyao replied gently, feeling that this voice was a little familiar.

Song Yang, who was sitting opposite, tried his best to suppress his expression of wanting to laugh, but fortunately, Qin Mengyao was listening carefully to the voice in the microphone and didn't pay attention to his expression.

Jin Sanpang, who was impersonated as "Song Sanhu" on the other side of the phone, weakly began to talk about the afternoon in detail, and the details were very clear.

In the middle, Fang Siyu frowned, this matter has little to do with the show, this is a psychological enlightenment program, not a traffic column. She looked at Song Yang with an inquiring look, meaning whether to pinch off or ......

Song Yang shook his head and motioned for the family to finish. He didn't expect that the fat man, who had always been oily and smooth, would still have a taste for telling stories, and he had a weak, sympathetic tone.

In the end, the fat man said, "Today's encounter with me has made me very annoyed until now, I think, maybe it's not just me who has encountered such a thing, if other friends have also encountered it, you can call this column to share it......" Fang Siyu finally couldn't help it, and snapped the phone call.

"This friend's experience deserves sympathy, but you must keep a good mood when driving, and if you really suspect touching porcelain, you can choose to call the police." Qin Mengyao was also helpless when she heard this, so she could only say so.

That's when a second call came. The director Fang Siyu took it in very responsibly.

"The listener just now reminded me of my experience a few days ago, which was also on the Nanjing-Shanghai Expressway, near the Tangshan section...... I was unprepared for it, and I was suddenly blindsided: could it be that the moment I felt as if something was colliding was a collision with a car? Seeing that the other party's left front lamp was indeed damaged, and he could not confirm the process of the incident, under the pressure of the two men, he only paid 2,700 yuan as the repair fee of the black Audi car according to the other party's requirements. Afterwards, the more I thought about it, the more strange it became, and I called to say it, but the mantissa of the car didn't seem to be the 38 ...... in the show."

"Siyu, I'll let this gentleman leave his contact number later......" Song Yang instructed Fang Siyu.