480 A New Legend of Gensokyo
Although Sakiya can no longer look directly at Tang Cheng, after all, it is something bought for 50 million, and she will still cherish it, so on the way here, she reminded Tang Cheng and asked him to pat Remilia's ass as much as possible in order to win favor, after all, she knows everything about Remilia, and she knows how to please Remilia.
And Tang Cheng's sycophants did make Remilia very useful, but she never expected Tang Cheng to kiss her feet...... Wrong! This is no longer a kiss, but a lick, right?
Looking at the tongue that was getting closer and closer to her feet, Remilia was stunned as if she had been immobilized.
For many people, the goddess is perfect, the star is perfect, they don't have to eat, they don't have a runny nose, they don't, and they don't even fart a fart.
Although Tang Cheng never had such prejudices, and even went to the extreme of believing that even goddesses at least more than half of the people had a pair of stinky feet, but he had to secretly praise Remilia's feet.
As the No. 1 tsundere loli in Gensokyo, Remilia is not only good at selling cuteness, but also unmatched for her own maintenance, at least her feet are delicate and slender, white jade is flawless, there is not a trace of dirt, and there is a faint fragrance...... But this is also a matter of course, after all, she is the eldest lady of the Red Devil Pavilion, and the black tea she usually drinks costs 100,000 yuan a cup, even if she soaks her feet in the purest milk every day, it will not be strange, and with the cleanliness of the Red Devil Pavilion, she will not wear some breath-holding shoes, and even most of the time she doesn't even wear socks, so a pair of feet that are maintained in this way will naturally be cleaner than ordinary people's faces.
Tang Cheng naturally has no pressure to lick it.
If Yang Ming's feet were changed, it is estimated that he would be killed in seconds the moment he took off his shoes.
And then......
"Wow!"
When a wet, soft touch came from her feet, Remilia screamed violently, as if she had a spring under her buttocks. The whole person jumped up, and then curled up on the huge red chair, his hands tightly grasped the back of the chair, his face was full of horror, and he said in a trembling voice: "Saki...... Sakiya, ...... Come here! This guy ...... How weird! ”
When she came to her senses, Remilia was really frightened.
Sakuya quickly appeared beside Remilia and soothed, "Don't worry, Miss, I'm here, he'...... He didn't actually mean anything. ”
In fact, licking feet is not malicious. Sakiya herself isn't sure, but it's definitely a pervert!
Tang Cheng immediately smiled and said: "Yes, eldest miss, you don't need to be afraid at all, your majestic and heroic posture has already been deeply imprinted in my heart, so I can't extricate myself." You are the guiding star of my future path, and the object of my lifelong loyalty, and everything I do is just to make you feel happy, and for that, ...... Even if it's to be a pet. ”
"Pets?" Remilia's eyes lit up. Instinctively, he stretched out his hand to Tang Cheng and laughed, "Yes, you are a pet!" Pet! ”
Tang Cheng was still on one knee. Hearing this, he reached out, smiled and took out a collar from his backpack, and respectfully handed it to Remilia. "That's right, I'm the eldest lady's pet, so please tie me up with this collar."
"Huh?!"
Once again, Remilia was shocked. She looked at the collar in a daze, not surprised by Tang Cheng's magic trick, she only felt that this person was carrying a collar, and its lower limit was simply beyond her imagination.
"Saki...... Sakuya! Remilia shrunk almost entirely in Sakuya's arms, tugging at her clothes with both hands, and whispered, "This guy is really weird, he...... Is it really okay? ”
Sakuya was still secretly blaming Tang Cheng for not knowing how to measure, but now she felt that Tang Cheng's perverted behavior was quite pleasing to the eye, at least she was so frightened by him, the eldest lady was obviously more dependent on herself, and immediately stroked Remilia's head, and smiled softly: "Don't worry, eldest miss, no problem." ”
"Are you really not going to put a collar on me?" At the same time, Tang Cheng tilted his head and used the magic skill of pretending to be stupid.
"Change...... You pervert! Remilia seemed to have finally endured it, pointing at Tang Cheng and scolding, "You're alone, right?" Even if you are a man, you are a person! Not only do you kneel down to me, become my pet, and even put a collar on you, do you have the dignity of being a human being? ”
"Nope." Tang Cheng shook his head without hesitation, and said sincerely, "At the first sight of the eldest lady, I completely abandoned my dignity and integrity, and the purpose of my existence here is to make you feel happy...... Come, put a collar on me. ”
I have to admit that when a person gives up his face, dignity and discipline, he will indeed reach the state of invincibility in the world, at least, the tsundere willful like Remilia, at this moment also feels endless shame, and can no longer look directly at Tang Cheng, "No...... Leave it to you! Sakiya, I'm hungry, take me to make food. ”
Remilia tugged at Sakiya's wrist, a hint of pleading in her eyes.
"Yes, Miss." Sakuya picked up Remilia in the way of a princess hug, and without looking at Tang Cheng, she turned around and walked directly to the inner hall.
"I haven't opened it yet, you can't do it, majesty, you've disappointed me so much." Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Tang Cheng shook his head in frustration and muttered. Now that he has only used one-tenth of the lower limit, super kills like licking panties and running naked have not been used, and Remilia has already fled, and she is simply not playing.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw that there were several beautiful figures not far away, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he quickly ran forward, smiled and handed over his hands, "Can you put a collar on me?" ”
"Wow! Help me! ”
"Patchouli-sama, there's a pervert here!"
The faces of the little demons immediately changed drastically, and they fled in all directions screaming.
"Alas, life is really lonely as snow." Tang Cheng looked up at the ceiling and sighed sadly.
……
On this night, a new legend was born in the Red Devil Pavilion, which was called the pervert of the collar who likes to lick his feet.
According to eyewitnesses, because what happened at that time was too terrifying, they lost their specific memories of that time, but according to incomplete memory, they can vaguely remember: the commander of the Red Devil Pavilion, Lord Sakiya, bought a pet from Xianglintang at a high price of tens of millions, this pet has a huge body, four legs, the body is as soft as a snake and will crawl on the ground, and spit out its tongue and drool all day long, once it sees a living person, it pounces on it and licks each other's feet. And it also has a collar in its mouth, and it will lick your feet while asking you to put a collar on it, which is very scary.
Although there are many contradictions in this legend, such as how a pervert with only one mouth licks his feet and holds a collar at the same time, but the smart everyone decisively ignores this contradiction, after all, it is a pervert, and it is a matter of course that ordinary people can't.
So, overnight, this legendary collar metamorphosis suddenly became mysterious and terrifying, and every time I talked about it, it made people smell and change, and then as this legend spread farther and farther, and then spread to the entire Gensokyo, it has been listed as one of the seven incredible horror legends of Gensokyo, and is often used to stop children's night crying...... Of course, that's all for later.
"It's true, Patchouli-sama, that collar pervert is very, very scary, and I don't even dare to go upstairs after hearing it." Early the next morning, in the underground library of the Red Devil Pavilion, a little demon told her master about this legend, and his face was full of palpitations.
"Yes, Remy actually bought such a pet, her interest is really getting stranger and stranger." Opposite, a girl in a nightgown flipped through the books on the table with an expressionless face.
"Yes, yes, Pache Lord, you must be careful!" The little devil nodded heavily.
On the same morning, the kitchen of the Red Devil Pavilion.
"It's true!" A snow-white fairy maid chattered around Tang Cheng and said, "My sisters told me last night that the perverted pet is a monster from the outside world, you work here, you must not be touched by it, otherwise, once you are licked by it and put on a collar, you will become the same pervert as it." ”
"Oh, that's it, thank you so much, I'll be careful." Tang Cheng smiled slightly, but his hand didn't stop, turning the wok quickly.
Smelling the aroma coming out of the pot, the corner of the fairy maid's mouth couldn't help but shed a few saliva, and asked expectantly, "That...... Will I be able to eat a little? It looks delicious. ”
"No problem, just take it as a thank you for reminding me." Tang Cheng happily filled a bowl of mapo tofu and handed it to the fairy maid.
"Ah, thank you so much!" The fairy maid was holding mapo tofu and was very excited, "I'll take it to eat with my sisters." ”
With that, she ran out, but when she reached the door, she suddenly remembered something, and turned back and said, "By the way, if you accidentally meet that perverted pet, just 'Pache GO!'" Pache GO! Pache GO! If you shout it three times in a row, it will be scared away, so don't forget it. ”
"Oh, I see."
"Will I be scared away by Pache GO, what kind of logic is this?" After the fairy maid left, Tang Cheng couldn't help scratching his chin, "Although this rumor spread a little fast, and it is also a little ridiculous, but ...... If you do it a little bit, you might be able to come in handy, well, think about it when you have time. ”
"What are you doing here?" A moment later, Sakiya's voice sounded behind him.
Tang Cheng said without replying: "Of course, it's to make breakfast." ”
"But it's my job......"
Before she could finish speaking, Tang Chengcheng, who was wearing an apron and holding a spoon, had already come to her with a stern expression, "The kitchen has always been a battlefield for men, and women should fight outside to kill the enemy, and they are not allowed to come in!" ”
Bang!
The kitchen door slammed shut.
Standing in front of the door, Sakiya's face was full of confusion, "When did the kitchen become a battlefield for men?" (To be continued......)