Chapter 220: The Great Toad
I've heard of sky burial, each place has its own unique customs, and I don't know too much, but the truth is the same as our burial, people return to nature when they die, ** although they die, but the soul is immortal.
After eating, I lit a cigarette and saw that someone seemed to be running over the wall with a flashlight, and it went in smoothly, strange, what about the centipede swarm on the wall? Do poisonous insects also worship foreigners? Grass, that's unfair, isn't it?
I think there's something wrong, what kind of fame is this non-abstaining monk.
When the flashlight just walked near the room of the non-ring monk, there were suddenly a few screams, needless to say, these fools were hit, and then the gunshots rang out, the flames splashed everywhere, and the screams became more intense, so it was hard to spray their own people.
The lights in the room were still on, and no one came out, so the guys were gone.
The killer seems to be very powerful, good marksmanship, good skills, assassinating all kinds of big names abroad, the protagonist is simply invincible in the movie, but when you encounter the yin trick of not quitting the monk, then you can only accept your fate, no matter how good your marksmanship is, can you kill 10,000 poisonous centipedes that suddenly appeared?
I was very disappointed, wasting three hours of my life, waiting for this kind of result, except for the screams, that is, the gunshots and firecrackers. Zhang Peng patted me on the shoulder and said, "Know that you are still too tender, how many years has the Flower Buddha Temple existed, how many years have you lived?" ”
"Who chopped up the real body of the Red Buddha?" I asked.
"I don't know, Ming'er will take a look. Liu Ling's Red Buddha Relic is a mystery. ”
Qingqing retreated to my side, pale, took out a gun and pointed it behind me, I knew something was wrong, Zhang Peng hurriedly took out the yellow talisman.
When I looked back, a huge toad was three meters behind me, how big was it, bigger than the one I saw last time on Mermaid Island, not the size of a basin, but the size of a bathtub, with black bumps of different sizes on the crumpled earthy yellow thick skin, and thick juice, which looked very disgusting, and the red, green and yellow eyes stared at us.
Its jaw gurgled and agitated, and Zhang Peng took out the soybeans and said, "Be careful with the venom in its mouth." ”
"What...... Why is it so big? I asked.
"Big toads grow up eating other poisons." Zhang Peng said.
Suddenly it opened its mouth and wanted to spray something, I hurriedly blocked Zhang Peng, pulled Qingqing into my arms, lowered my head and turned my back to the toad, and the back of my body suddenly felt like it was burned by fire, only the Linjia part was fine, a foul smell, is this guy's venom sulfuric acid?
"Qiankun borrows the law, scattering beans into soldiers......" Zhang Peng shouted, soybeans turned into golden swords to attack the toad, but this guy's skin is too thick, and the lines don't move! Only when attacking the eyes, will it be closed.
It suddenly bounced up, opened its mouth like a ball of meat and bit me, I hit it with my back, it bit my back, and directly knocked me unsteady on my feet, Zhang Peng and Qingqing were also knocked down the hill by me, rolling all the way to the bottom of the mountain.
The big toad jumped down from the top of the mountain, I slashed my sword on the arm, got up and plugged it directly, this guy is quite cautious, although it has thick skin, but it is not proud, but first blocked it with its claws, and immediately a finger was cut off.
The toad screamed, rolled over, and lay heavily in the snow, purring at me, and squirting venom again.
"Run!" Zhang Peng shouted.
The golden sword rushed down from the top of the hill and slammed into the toad's eye, which swung its claws at it. We ran in the direction of the night market, and Zhang Peng followed me and said, "You are all burned below your buttocks." ”
"What?" When I looked back, my mother was really burnt black, and then I reacted, it really hurt! It's over, the back linjia is disgusting enough, how can I strip naked and make love in front of Liu Ling in the future.
"Can it be recovered?" I asked.
"I don't know, let's see if the qi in your body can resist."
"Monkey, my blood seems to be useful, before the next time, bubble your magic weapon and try it."
"Okay, try it then." After Zhang Peng finished speaking, he shouted and took back the soybeans, and when we ran to the night market, the guy didn't catch up.
The strange thing is that the villagers didn't look at me when they saw that I was blackened from the bottom of my buttocks, and they were all eating by themselves. Back in Natha's room, she found me some old clothes to put on, and I almost grinned at them, and the clothes hurt terribly against the burned skin.
"Nasha, why don't you go outside? Buy us some barbecue to eat, I'm so hungry. "I said, I can't sit again, I regret it, I regret it, I didn't let Linjia grow longer, and now my back is taking advantage, and I always suffer from it below my buttocks.
"You can't eat it." She said.
"Why?" I asked.
"You ask the monkey."
Zhang Peng sat on the stool and was tired like a dog, he burned the talisman, wiped it on my eyes, and said breathlessly: "You can see for yourself." ”
Then I gently opened the door, walked to the edge of the barbecue stall, and immediately wanted to vomit, what I saw just now was obviously a pig's foot, but now it is actually half a human hand, and the skewers have become roasted centipedes, and the grilled fish has become roasted geckos, and the villagers are still eating with relish, and the juice that is bitten out of their mouths is either black or green, and they are so happy when they drink liquor.
I hurriedly rushed to the room and vomited wildly at the trash can, I heard that Yunnan likes to eat insects, but they are all high-protein insects, who will eat these things? And these guys seem to be fine eating.
"Why don't you stop them?" I asked.
"How to stop it? With so many villagers, how can they listen to me, the territory of the Flower Buddha Temple, isn't it looking for death to cause trouble? Zhang Peng said.
"Why didn't they get poisoned while eating?" I asked.
"If you are pious, you will not be poisoned, and if you are not pious, you will immediately get sick, so you can only go to the Flower Buddha Temple for help."
"Demagoguery."
Qingqing gave me a cup of hot water to rinse her mouth and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"They're eating human hands, centipedes, geckos......"
"Don't talk about it." Qingqing clutched her chest and hurriedly stopped.
At this time, I heard a siren outside and wanted to go out to call the police, but when I looked at it again, the roasted wings were still roasted wings, and the pig's feet were still pig's feet, Zhang Peng said: "Don't make trouble, the effect of the Fu here is very weak, and there is an aura that suppresses the other magic weapons." ”
The little monk of the Flower Buddha Temple escorted the foreigner out, handed over the guns to the police, and three corpses were carried out. I weaved through the crowd to see what was going on.
"They broke into the temple late at night, shot indiscriminately, and killed their companions, I don't know what the purpose is, we captured one alive, I hope you will quickly solve the case and return the temple to a peaceful place." The monk said.
"Don't worry, I'll find out their identities soon, carrying guns is a very dangerous criminal, and you can be subdued, which can be regarded as a great merit." Said the police comrade.
This non-quit monk is really a chicken thief, he didn't kill the foreigner, but handed it over to the police, the wrist is too clever, if the police interfere, the killer group is afraid that it will admit it, and dare not commit it on a large scale.
A good trick to kill people with a knife, was dissolved by the unprecepted monk, and we almost let the toad be extinguished, I touched the burning buttocks, very unhappy. Zhang Peng said: "I have to go back, if you don't quit and target us, you won't be able to go back tonight." ”
I'm also worried that Nasha will be affected, and after the police leave, the Flower Buddha Temple will also be closed. It's almost nine o'clock, so I have to go back quickly, lie in the hot spring to heal my wounds, and definitely not leave scars.
In such a cold weather, the people in the night market have gradually dispersed, we got in the car, Qingqing drove quickly to Yufeng Snow Mountain, and I could only lie in the back seat.
"It's so swollen!" Zhang Peng glanced back and said.
I looked back, and the shape of my buttocks was comparable to that of Yufeng Snow Mountain, but Yufeng was a fair-skinned Snow Peak, and I was Heifeng, and my whole body began to have a fever, and I touched my forehead and burned it badly.
"Hurry, hurry, I'm going to die." I shouted.
"Aren't you always virtuous? I don't know when the qi in your body will be able to merge. Zhang Peng said.
Qingqing suddenly braked suddenly, shaking me off the seat directly, and I was about to curse.
"Iron ...... Iron Horse... The coffin ......," Qingqing said tremblingly.
"What?"
I hurriedly got up, looked at Qingqing's line of sight, and was so frightened that my hair stood on end, and three iron horses ran quickly in the snow with the iron coffin, and after a while, they rushed up to the Yufeng Snow Mountain. How did you get out?