Chapter 34: Unreliable Methods Red Envelopes (First Come, First Served!) )
The village is not large, adding up to hundreds of households, but because it is far away in the mountains, it is a good haven, at least it will not be affected by the war in the short term. [Full text reading. 】
However, the good times did not last long, and one day suddenly a group of devils came, and they took a lot of laborers from the village to work in the mountains, including the master of Master Azanda.
This group of people was taken away for more than a month, and there was no news, and at this moment, Wang Jianlong came to Yanluo Mountain with a small detachment of the Eighth Route Army, and came in to inquire if there was a group of devils entering the mountain.
Master Azanda volunteered to take Wang Jianlong into the mountain to find the devil, they found the underground palace dug by the devil in the depths of the mountain, and after a series of thrilling fights, they finally found the devil general and Azanda's master in the underground palace.
But it's a pity that Azanda's master and Wang Jianlong's junior brother died in battle, and Wang Jianlong rescued Master Azanda before the collapse of the underground palace, so Master Azanda owes him a great favor.
I was still quite curious and asked, "Master Azanda, are the devils looking for any treasures in the dungeon?" ”
Master Azanda shook his head and said: "There are strange insects and beasts in the dungeon, living zombies and wild ghosts, ordinary people are dead when they go in, and Lord Wang Shi has died for a lifetime, so he brought out a piece of Nine Dragon Plate." ”
What the hell is Jiulongpan, Uncle Wang didn't tell me, and he didn't mention it in his notebook.
Dinner was quite pleasant, Master Azanda suggested that we rest early, and tomorrow morning he would help Bai Kexin control the ghost insects in his body, and then he would discuss countermeasures with a few weighty head lowering masters.
All night, Zhang Ye and Dongfang Ming didn't come back, I asked them what they were doing, Zhang Ye only replied to me, Jin Dongni was happy, don't care about their master and apprentice.
I did a simple search, Kim Tony is a large entertainment venue, specializing in watching ladyboy performances, their master and apprentice are quite good at having fun, just don't get into trouble.
I lay on the bed and sent a WeChat message to Coco Xiaoai, telling her that everything was going well and that I had connected with Master Azanda, but unfortunately, Coco Xiaoai did not reply to my message.
I had a rare restful night's sleep, and when I woke up the next day, it was already three strokes in the sun.
I walked slowly to the entrance of the temple, and the feeling of seeing these hellish wax figures during the day was not so terrifying, and many tourists were smiling and taking pictures with the wax figures.
Master Azanda said that he was busy now, and he would deal with Bai Kexin's affairs later, and just when I was bored, Zhang Ye and Dongfang Ming finally came back.
Especially Brother Huohua, his face was full of red light and refreshed, as if he had taken some perfect tonic pill.
However, Brother Huohua was born with a declining god, how could he have such a blessed face.
I carefully observed the luck of Brother Hua who started the fire, and found that his hood was covered with green auspicious clouds, and the black vortex in front of him had begun to reverse.
Obediently, it's not like this when a cuckold is worn, how could it suddenly become so green.
I wonder if I'm mistaken, Brother Huohua doesn't even have a girlfriend, where did he come from.
As soon as Zhang Ye saw me, he gave me a hug very warmly, and said with a smile: "Jin Dongni is so fun, I have touched several shemales with my master for only two hundred, and the feel is definitely not as bad as a normal woman." ”
It's disgusting, I'm so excited to touch a shemale, I can't understand this bad taste at all.
I asked, "Brother Huohua, even if you go to Jin Tony to play, you don't have to stay all night, Kexin and I are very worried, you can't understand the voice, what if something happens." ”
Zhang Ye laughed and said: "Changtian, you found out, Master actually knows a few words of Thai, which is specially used to fool you, but he can also have a few sentences of broken English, in short, we had a lot of fun, I also soaked in a Thai girl yesterday and stayed in the hotel for one night, so I didn't come back." ”
Thai girl, green auspicious clouds, a bad premonition hit, didn't I look away.
But I don't want to ask much about this kind of thing, so I can only observe it further.
At noon, there were a lot fewer tourists, and Master Azanda repeated his old tricks to temporarily stabilize Bai Kexin's situation.
Master Azanda took back the Ruby Gu Worm and said, "Lord Luoshi, there is a situation that I must explain to you, after I have discussed with several Head Descending Masters, we have agreed that there are only two ways to completely remove your Ghost Worm Descending. ”
I originally thought it would be very difficult, but I didn't expect that there were as many as two ways, so I quickly asked, "Which two ways?" ”
"The first way, find Sanji and force him to lift the ghost worm descending or kill him, there is another way, the Sivana family in Bangkok has been a great descending master for generations, and they have a priceless golden toad Gu worm in their hands, which is the nemesis of the vast majority of Gu worms, thousands of times more powerful than my Ruby Gu worm, and it is a secret treasure that all descending masters dream of."
Bai Kexin glanced at his mobile phone and said, "Captain Liu has contacted Interpol, and the local police in Bangkok will help us keep an eye on Sanji, and they will notify us as soon as there is news." ”
This is a passive method after all, but I'm afraid that Sanji hasn't found it yet, and we have already died of Gu worm attacks, so the only feasible way now is to ask the Sivana family for help.
But this kind of family that sounds awesome and coaxing, I'm afraid it won't help me lower my head easily.
I asked, "Master Azanda, do you have any friendship with the Sivana family, and will they help us get rid of our heads?" ”
"Lord Luo Shi, there is nothing I can do about it, the Sivana family has a lot of rules, one of them is that they will never help outsiders to lower their heads easily, not to mention that you still have to use their family heirlooms, it is undoubtedly a fantasy."
To put it bluntly, neither method is very reliable, and Bai Kexin and I are no different from waiting for death now.
Master Azanda saw that I was a little disappointed, and sighed lightly and said: "Actually, it's not completely impossible, everything depends on your creation, the young generation of the Sivana family's holy daughter is called Tia, talented and intelligent, and is deeply loved by the elders of the family, but she is naturally rebellious and doesn't like the traditional one, and she is still single." ”
I'll go, I heard me right, does Master Azanda mean to tell me to pick up girls?
I've never been in love, I have no experience, and I even want to be asked to be a saint of the big head lowering master family, I really don't know how to die in a minute.
Before I could speak, Zhang Ye said excitedly: "Master Azanda, I'm good at picking up girls, can I help Changtian soak the Holy Maiden Tiya, so that she can help Changtian lower his head." ”
"Theoretically, that's true, but don't mess around, Tia herself is a very powerful head lowerer, and they have angered the Sivana family, they will definitely make you unable to survive, you can't die, and you will be tortured by purgatory."
It sounded creepy, but I suddenly felt that it was more reliable to go to Sanji.
Bai Kexin said to contact Captain Liu and ask Interpol to provide more information about Tiya, while Brother Huohua pulled me outside the courtyard and began to teach me the experience of picking up girls.
"Changtian, Sanji, don't think about it, it's elusive, it's still safe to pick up girls, today my brother I will teach you a few tricks, keep your hands on it, and try it repeatedly."
I said with a bitter face: "Brother Huohua, I'm not a pickle girl at all, otherwise, you should go out." ”
"Changtian, are you going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, listen to my brother's yes, the most important thing about picking up a girl is to be thick-skinned, remember, even if you grow into a piece of, you have to think of yourself as Wu Yanzu, of course, you can still be long, so what you need now is sweet words, women eat this set, the chick named Saizeriya last night was moved by my words."
Seriously, I'm quite disgusted with these, feelings are a matter of two people, no matter what you do, you have to do it naturally, but Brother Huohua is a typical date, and it's completely inappropriate to use it on me.
If I were to hurt an innocent girl for the sake of understanding, I was afraid that I would not be able to do it, and since Tia was the saint of the Sivana family, no one would even look at me.
However, Zhang Ye hadn't said a few words, and suddenly his face changed and said, "Changtian, I'll go to the toilet, I'll talk to you later." ”
Before I could say anything, Zhang Ye ran away in a hurry, but the strange thing was that he scratched his crotch vigorously as he walked, as if it was very itchy.