Junzi Yun, are you going to starve me to death!
"Junzi Yun, are you going to starve me to death!"
Ye Fu looked at the three dishes and one soup on the dinner table, which was really three dishes and one soup: fried cabbage, boiled vegetables, stewed green beans, and roasted tofu.
"I want to eat meat!" Ye Fu looked displeased and tried to resist.
"Nope."
"I've never had tooth decay in my life, and I'm healthy! Why do you make me a vegetarian every day? As she spoke, Ye Fu bared out her neat big white teeth.
"Have you forgotten what the old doctor said?" Jun Ziyun looked up at her.
Ye Fu grimaced, touched his chin without a beard, learned from the appearance of the big brother, and said earnestly: "Mrs. has a weak spleen and stomach, damp heat and stagnation, and the liver qi is strong, eat less fat and sweet!" ”
After learning, Ye Fu stretched out his chopsticks to pull the "clear and white" in front of him.
"I don't want to be a vegetarian, a vegetarian has no soul!"
"Then you'll have to lose your soul."
Ye Fu pursed his mouth: "I don't care, I want to eat meat, I want to eat fish!" ”
"The pond fish is not here, and if you want to eat meat, you don't have to negotiate."
Junzi Yun is rarely serious, and there is no room for negotiation in his words.
In the capital before, there was more than a little bit of pampering, let her eat whatever she wanted, and there was a small kitchen specializing in making all kinds of pastries, and the officials also knew that she had a little habit, and she was entertained with delicious food and drink wherever she went. When she arrived in Guanshan County, Chi Yu always secretly searched for all kinds of delicacies for her, so that Jun Ziyun had long wanted to correct her eating habits but failed.
Now that the pond fish is gone, it can be cured.
Ye Fu's meals have always been divided by color deliciousness, looking at the food in front of him with a low average and negative score, only two bites were hastily planed, and he left the table unhappy.
Jun Ziyun was still eating, gently sandwiched a green bean and put it in the bowl, raised his eyes to look at the sullen and unhappy people, was ruthless, and continued to eat.
"I'm going to go out in a moment to take care of some county business, and I'll be back in the evening."
Ye Fu is overjoyed, you can eat secretly! But secretly holding back a laugh, he continued to listen with his ears pricked up quietly.
"However, I have already told the chef that three dishes and one soup will not be moved."
Ye Fu suddenly looked like a deflated balloon, wilting and drooping his head, and his stomach was full as if there was no goods, gurgling. Boredom, I flipped through the book in my hand and made a rattling sound. kept his back to Jun Ziyun, stubbornly holding his head and not responding.
Waiting for the footsteps behind him to go away, Ye Fu got up and sneaked into the yard where the kitchen was shrunk. She peeked in the corner of the kitchen to see the people in the kitchen.
Usually they are busy cooking cattle and slaughtering sheep, but now everyone sits around and chats.
Ye Fu is angry, the gentleman is evil, how many people you make unemployed, do you know!
But Ye Fu never thought that she had a meal and ate an industrial chain.
"Ahem!" Ye Fu wore a moon-white robe, and his long hair was gently tied behind his back with a hair rope.
When she came, the people in the palace were all changed, and everyone only knew that she was the prince's favorite wife, but they didn't know that she was also a famous prime minister!
"Ahem, everyone, I want to eat a duck at noon."
"Madam, today the palace only bought vegetarian dishes, not meat food."
“!!”
Feeling Ye Fu's rising anger, the cook hurriedly added: "This is the prince's order." ”
Ye Fu lifted a breath and held back. Turned his head and walked.
Junziyun, you have changed, you used to be obedient to me, but now you are actually deducting my soul.
At dusk, Junzi Yun came back from work, walked around the house and didn't see Ye Fu, so he went to the kitchen.
The cook is tinkering with the carrots in his hand, and dinner should be it.
Jun Ziyun asked lightly, "Has Mrs. been here today?" ”
With her character, she will definitely come back to the kitchen for a walk.
"Back to the prince, Mrs. came and said that she wanted to eat duck at noon, but the palace did not buy meat and vegetables, and she left after telling Mrs.
"Hmm." Junzi Yun went back to the study, pacing in the room, I don't know where this person went, whether he only ate so much breakfast, and now it has been four or five hours, he must be hungry.
Then a mushy smell came to the tip of the nose.
"Ahhh Help, help! It's on fire! A thin figure swept into the hall and ran to the backyard with a cold teapot. The sound went straight to the back gable wall.
Jun Ziyun followed closely out.
The backyard is an open and quiet place, not far from the back mountain, a forest.
Ye Fu was in a panic to splash the water in the teapot.
I saw the fire burning along the courtyard wall, the tongue of fire burned around, the water went down, first suppressed and then raised, and the pop burned towards Ye Fu!
Fortunately, Junzi Yun was behind him, and he quickly grabbed Ye Fu's thin waist and took people away.
"Ahhh Ye Fu was in a hurry to extinguish the fire. It's like rescuing some treasure.
The gentleman held the waist and did not let him approach, and with a wave of his robe, the tongue of fire stretched out, and the flag died down, gradually annihilated, and finally ended in a cloud of inky white ashes, scorching the air with residual warmth.
Ye Fu ran over to dig the ash, hugged a black thing in his arms, and grinned at the gentleman behind him: "You're back." ”
"Hmm. What do you hold in your arms? ”
"Oh! I'm burning my own clay pot, hehe. Ye Fu smiled cowardly and empty-hearted.
"Show me?"
"No, I haven't done it yet, I'll have to carve it and show it to you." Ye Fu smiled lightly, bowed down, and secretly poked and wanted to run.
I saw Jun Ziyun come over, lift the back collar of her clothes, pick it up and shake it, and a black thing rolled out, and if you carefully identify it, you can see that it is the prototype of a chicken.
"Where did it come from?"
Ye Fu pursed his mouth, his eyes flickered, and he stretched out his finger and pointed at the back mountain.
"Huh?"
"I caught it myself." Ye Fu rubbed his hands, "I've been chasing for two hours!" ”
Jun Ziyun looked at the face of soot and the dirty clothes on his hands, and then let out a clear laugh.
"If you say you can't eat meat, you can't, carrots for dinner."
"No!"
"Stubborn what? Not negotiable. ”
"Humph!" Ye Fu was very angry, sitting directly on the ground, with his hands around his knees, looking pitiful.
Jun Ziyun walked over, put one hand behind the person, passed the other hand through the crook of the leg, gently picked the person up, and coaxed gently: "When you are better, you are allowed to discuss with the kitchen master that you can have a meat dish." ”
Junzi Yun stepped forward to leave, Ye Fu dragged his clothes and pointed to the ground: "My roast chicken ......"
"Hahaha." Jun Ziyun suddenly laughed again.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Can you eat what you baked?"
It's black and slimy, and after eating iron, it's going to vomit and diarrhea.
"Junzi Yun, you have gone too far!"
Ye Fu's accusation was exchanged for a heartier laugh.
Although the servants do not know Ye Fu's origin and identity, but since Ye Fu came, his own prince in and out are smiling, the two husbands and wives sometimes fight a little, arguing to let the pond fish housekeeper preside over justice; Sometimes it's quiet and beautiful, and it's good to live like a fairy couple in the story.
Back to the room, Ye Fu was really hungry, the fried carrots were too oily, the fragrance was overflowing, and he was disgusted in the past, and he ate two bowls of rice at the same time.
After the meal, Ye Fu was still dissatisfied.
"Hmph, Junziyun, you just don't love me anymore."
"What's wrong?"
"You're abusing me!"
"There's a name there, do you want to stand up and see how much it weighs?"
Ye Fu's brows suddenly furrowed: "Huh! Think I'm fat? ”
The gentleman couldn't cry or laugh, got up and walked over to hug the person: "I didn't mean that." ”
"And what do you mean?"
"You've been grumpy lately. What did the doctor say, the liver qi is on the high side? Don't be arrogant and rash, you still lose your temper. ”
"Hate me, that's it! I'm riding a little donkey to the ends of the world! ”
"Huh?" Jun Ziyun eagerly secretly put the person into his arms, his lips were printed, and his voice was slightly hoarse, "Say it again?" ”
"Junzi Yun, you are a hooligan!"
"It's stupid to pretend to be a gentleman to your wife." said that he climbed on Ye Fu's body, groped for the clothes on the waist, gently untied the clothes of the person, and hugged the person to the bed with half an arm.
The gentleman crouched on Ye Fu's body, fading people to only a thin white shirt.
"Huh...... Gentleman, I'm ......"
"What's wrong?" Junzi Yun buried his head in the side of the person's neck and kissed gently, "Is it uncomfortable?" ”
A well-behaved and elegant man on weekdays, suddenly seductive and sultry, Ye Fu's face was slightly red, and his breathing became short.
"Didn't you do it last time, you ......"
"You still say, it's been half a month!" Junzi Yun pretended to be annoyed and bit Ye Fu's earlobe.
"Ah, you're a dog!"
"Well, I just bite you." As he spoke, Junzi Yun's hands and mouth moved, and after a while, Ye Fu's eyes became confused, and the clothes on his body faded, and he lifted the quilt and covered his back.
Junzi Yun's body sank slightly, gradually deepening, the two became one, Ye Fu bowed his waist to meet the wind and rain on his body, and his mouth groaned.
"Junzi Yun, ah, you are unreasonable...... Eat meat by yourself, don't let me eat it, um......" Ye Fu climbed on Junziyun's neck with both hands, a thin layer of sweat oozed on his body, the corners of his mouth skimmed when he spoke, and he groaned like a turn, reflecting in Junziyun's inky black pupils, only fragrant.
"Isn't this trying to feed you?" Jun Ziyun used some force, making the people under him tremble uncontrollably, and clenched his fists.
"Lighter!"
"But I think you still have the strength to keep your mouth shut."
"Humph! I want to be strong! ”
"Then I'm also 'wanting'!" The hooking tail fell, and only Ye Fu was left in the room.
The next morning, rubbing her sore waist, the culprit on the side was smiling and looking at her, her eyebrows and eyes were full of spring.
Ye Fu grinded his teeth and kicked Jun Ziyun: "Don't get up to do political affairs!" What are you laughing at! ”
Looking at Ye Fu's coquettish appearance, Junzi Yun's heart was slightly hot, and he stretched out his hand to shackle the person in his arms, and his voice was clear with the laziness of getting up in the morning, and said with a smile: "Look at you, you're angry again, don't you still want to?" ”
Saying that, the gentleman's hand moved irregularly, Ye Fu was frightened and turned out of the bed, scooped up the clothes on the bedpost and put them on for a walk.
Seeing the people fleeing in the wilderness, Junziyun's laughter sounded in the room, as if he was happy to the bones.
I couldn't see Ye Fu's figure at breakfast, Jun Ziyun sent someone to look for it, and the housekeeper Ren Bo came over and said: "Mrs. went out of the house to the city after washing." ”
"Huh?"
Junzi Yun put down the dishes and chopsticks, some doubts, in the past, Ye Fu did not like to go out, said that he was afraid that acquaintances would be suspicious, in fact, he was lazy and did not want to go out.
Then he took one of Ye Fu's cloaks and went out to find it.
"Who did Madame bring with you?"
"I let Xiao Shen follow. Went to the west of the city. ”
"Hmm."
When he arrived in the west of the city, Junzi Yun stood on the bustling street in a green shirt, attracting countless people, many people knew his identity and looked at it from afar, but those who didn't know him asked which son it was.
The servant inquired about the man and then came back and said, "Lord Wang...... Some people say that the lady has entered the house. ”
Jun Ziyun raised his head, and the South Sakura Tower came into view.
"Eh, you're inquiring about an elegant and quiet lady, and I'm going to ask people where they can eat meat today."
Everyone laughed at her, pointed to the South Sakura Building, and watched her go in.
The little guy next to him obviously watched Wang Ye's gums clench, and the aura around him also changed.
It's over, I'm afraid the Qinglou in Guanshan County will have to close its doors in the future.
What's more, Nan Yinglou is a man's ......
Junzi Yun exuded an unkind atmosphere, and walked in regardless of the obstruction of the person at the door. For a while, I was in the sound of glamour.
In the South Cherry Building, the pavilion is elegant, exquisitely arranged, and several pillars and circular staircases faintly isolate the hall into several small divisions, each with a male servant accompanying the guests to dance and play the moon. There are men and men, and there are men and women.
The little servant accompanied Jun Ziyun, glanced around, and saw no trace of his wife, seeing that the prince's anger value was rising higher and higher, he hurriedly called the bustard's mother to ask.
"Did you come in the morning a tall and thin lady in a moon-white satin robe with a white phoenix embroidered on it?"
"Huh?" The bustard's mother looked at the two of them, looked at the noble but ill-intentioned gentleman Yun in front of her, and muttered in her heart if the lady of the family had given him to the green grassland.
"Heh, there is such a noble man here today, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he says that he wants to eat the best meat." The bustard's mother smiled meaninglessly, and the brocade in her hand was clear, "I'll arrange for her to go to the back, oh, right there!" ”
The bustard mother pointed to the stairs and looked down, where a boxy low table was placed, and a beautiful figure was busy with her sleeves rolled.
The gentleman paced over.
Ye Fu stopped his movements suddenly, as if something was wrong...... Eyes look around, well, safe, keep fighting!
"Ma'am."
"Huh?!" Ye Fu finally realized the crisis, turned around stiffly, and held the freshly torn roast duck in his hand.
"Hmm...... Eat duck? ”
Junzi Yun walked over, Ye Fu saw that he had a blue face, and felt bad, and hurriedly lost the duck leg, wiped his hands with paper and came to Jun Ziyun, pulled his arm, and said coquettishly: "I want to go home." Husband? ”
With a light call, Jun Ziyun's face improved, and he glanced at the person beside him: "Have you eaten?" ”
"Ahem, it's just seven points full."
"Do you still eat it?"
Ye Fu's eyes lit up, looked up at Jun Ziyun's playful eyes, and shrunk his neck: "Seven points are enough, nourish." ”
"It's hard to come out, let's walk around."
"Wandering here?" Ye Fu pointed to the boundless land of wind and moon.
Jun Ziyun glanced at it, and Ye Fu led people out with a smile.
"Husband, if you frown again, I will tell people that you have abused your wife."
"Huh?"
"I said, if you frown again, I will say that you abused your wife."
In two simple sentences, Jun Ziyun somehow moistened his eyes.
"What's wrong?"
"I always feel that you are to me, wife, I have begged for many years, and finally I got it......"
Ye Fu chuckled, climbed over to smooth and wipe the gentleman's eyebrows, and made people laugh.
When the people of the city saw the two of them, they were all in a bright and cheerful mood.
What a fairy couple.