Chapter 4 The so-called Yin God is so virtuous
Fish intestine sword, the ancient famous sword, specially placed the dagger in the belly of the fish, in order to assassinate the king of Wu, so it is called the fish intestine sword, is the sword of bravery. - "Chronicles: The Legend of the Assassins" As far as the current situation is concerned, I need to solve my own financial problems on the one hand, and I need to deal with the troublesome things that my ancestor has given me as soon as possible.
The wonder of the world, the strange, the extraordinary view often lies in the danger. First of all, you have to search all over the country for the famous murderous mansions, murderous tombs, 100,000 mountains, and forbidden places one by one, and this search for the soul, there must be a special soul disk, and the soul disk seems to be only hidden in Mei Zhenren's house. Because the material of this thing is extremely precious, it is made of black rhino horn, wolf tooth and other materials; Needless to say, the production process is not only cumbersome but also demanding. I'll have to borrow it in two days.
"In the early hours of the morning, I didn't come out to sit with my old classmates for a while, why, I made a fortune and didn't know my old classmates?" The monkeys called, complaining and sarcastically that I was cowering and not meeting them for a while.
I really haven't met them for a while, including my date with Chen Si. Because I had to go through the three books that my ancestors had handed down to me during this time. I need to understand and master the Dao techniques other than what Li Jushi taught me as soon as possible. Because what Li Jushi taught me was gradually unable to cope with the danger of approaching me.
"What are you talking about, it's sour and smelly! Let's get together tonight, okay? XX! ”
"Okay, I'll wait for your words! Remember to bring your sister-in-law and Xu Wei's boy! "The monkey shouted so hotly that I suspect that this kid is still thinking about Chen Si.
For dinner, we chose a relatively high-end hotel in the city, ate and drank in it, and ordered seven bottles of white. One bottle of monkey, one bottle of Xu Wei, two bottles of Da Zhuang and I, and one bottle of Haizi.
"In the early hours of the morning, two bottles of white ...... It's a little too much, just a bottle. Chen Si took a bottle of white and put it at his feet.
"Eh, sister-in-law, this is wrong for you! It's all their own brothers, and they still have to play with cats? Is there any mistake? Or you can drink it for Brother Chen. ”
"Eh, don't get nervous!" I glared at the monkey.
"Alas, this husband sings with his wife, and he really can't fight you. Early morning you boy, alas...... I finally came out to get together, and you said you ......" The monkey deliberately sighed long and sour.
"You...... Si'er, bring the wine, two bottles are two bottles, it's okay! ”
"You, sooner or later, you're going to die on your brothers." It seems that Chen Si is really angry, but it is understandable to throw it on me if he is angry, and it will be a big deal if he is thrown on my brothers.
No, Da Zhuang's quick temper was immediately unhappy, and as soon as he slapped the table, he said he wouldn't eat. After speaking, he dried a bottle of liquor in one go, his eyes widened, he snorted, turned around and left.
"Eh, big strong, big strong! Chen Si, you ......" I got up and went to chase Da Zhuang, but Chen Si, this girl, is also a temperamental, and as soon as he slapped the table, his voice became sharp and sharp: "Early in the morning, do you know that I can't sleep all night because of your special occupation and worry about your safety?!" How do we two look like lovers?! It's been so long, you've called me once on a solo date! You are very positive when you get together with your brothers, do you have a girlfriend like me in your heart, do you ......" Chen Si said, tears came out, and his voice was hoarse and choked while wiping the tears on his cheeks.
"Brother Chen, this date is just ...... It's only once...... This and this, this is a bit excessive...... "I really don't know what kind of ghost the monkey becomes, and he has to be flamboyant at this time."
"Shut up with me!!" I roared at the monkey's throat, and my newly recovered vocal cords were strained again,!
"In the early morning, your voice is not good, don't be angry, I ...... It's all my fault......" Chen Si hurriedly took the initiative to unscrew the lid of the mineral water and handed it to me, his eyes were full of worry and distress with tears.
"Ugh......" I took the water, took a big sip, and coughed twice.
"Okay, don't talk about it, go find Da Zhuang, Haizi, you call Da Zhuang first and ask him how he is."
"Okay." I just like Haizi, who doesn't drag the mud and water, doesn't say a word, and dials immediately when he picks up his mobile phone.
"Okay, let's not talk about it for now, let's go find Da Zhuang first, okay?" I pulled away one or two green strands floating on Chen Si's face, helped her tie her hair, and wiped away the remaining tears on her face with the back of my fingers.
"Hmm...... Actually, I really didn't mean to count down your brother, I was really worried about you, I ......" She was about to turn tears again when she said something wrong, I quickly took her into my arms, patted her back, and comforted her like a child.
"Oh, don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency......" The monkey hurriedly covered his eyes, but his eyes peeked through his fingers, and his appearance was extremely obscene, and his face was hateful and ridiculous.
"Oh no, in the early morning, Da Zhuang and a group of people fought......" Haizi hurried towards me.
"What?!" I was taken aback, quickly let go of Chen Si, and after asking clearly, I beckoned to call the taxi.
"Don't leave me, let's go together, okay?" Chen Si looked at me pitifully, for fear that I would leave her alone in the hotel.
"Okay." A car is really a little crowded, there is no way, I let Chen Si sit on my lap, Haizi and Xu Wei sit in the back like me, and the monkey sits in front happily but looks at me from time to time, aiming at Chen Si's face is as red as a pink apple.
"Twist your head back! XX! ”
"Why are you so nervous. You didn't do anything unseemly. The monkey looked like a thief who didn't care.
I obviously feel a pain in my thighs, it's Chen Sina Nizi who is pulling my flesh, XXX! This dead monkey!
By the time we arrived, Da Zhuang was already exhausted and panting, squatting, and sweating profusely with his hands on the ground.
This is not right, there are three people on the other side, this Da Zhuang is the famous heads-up king of our school, not to mention three people, even if it is six people, it may not be close to Da Zhuang's body. Today's battle is very evil for me.
“XXX! Move my brother, I'm going to kill you today! The monkey clenched his fists and rushed forward, while I picked up Da Zhuang and asked about the situation.
It turned out that Da Zhuang, who was in a depressed mood, happened to bump into the three of them molesting a woman from a good family in the woods in the park, which was dark and dark, and it was when some perverts attacked.
Da Zhuang heard the help, took a step and raised his fist as if he was flying, and slammed it on the head of the leading brother, this heavy blow is not an ordinary person, even a practitioner can't bear it.
Unexpectedly, the guy just sneered, and opened his mouth towards Da Zhuang evilly, with two black and cyan fangs in his mouth.
Da Zhuang thought that he had drunk too much and was dazzled, rubbed his eyes and raised his fist and beat again, and in less than ten minutes, Da Zhuang was tired and whined, but the three guys had nothing to do.
"Da Zhuang, I think these three people are weird, I'm afraid they are not human."
"What...... It's ......"
"Highly likely!" I didn't recite the mantra anymore, and directly put the two willow leaves I carried with me to my eyes, and then looked at them. Good guys, it's three ghost pawns!
"Monkeys, come back quickly, they're not human!"
"I know they're not people, they're all beasts, they're beasts!" The monkey had a big misunderstanding, and he thought I was scolding them for not being human......
"They're not people, they're ghosts!"
"Huh?! What the!!! "The monkey was so frightened that the ghost screamed, and I was afraid that his cry would frighten the ghost, and then hurriedly retreated to my side, saying that it was so dangerous that I almost lost my life.
I lost my hypocrisy, and then clenched my fists and bowed: "How can the three Yin Gods be so taboo?"
"Little doll, don't worry about our affairs, it's that this female doll has reached the end of her life, and we will just take her to Yin Cao according to the rules."
"Oh, the longevity is over? This soul-hooking matter has always been supervised by the two yin gods of black and white impermanence, how can it be your turn today? ”
"The two immortal chiefs of black and white are busy with affairs, so I have to wait to supervise them."
"Really? I don't know what ...... on this "book of life and death"
"What are you talking nonsense with him?! This kid is looking for his own death, and we will take him away as soon as we take him! "One of the thin ghost pawns bared his fangs, and with a pinch of his right hand out of thin air, a giant black scythe was transformed, and he jumped and stabbed at me.
"Do you really think of yourself as a grim reaper?! Haizi, you take Chen Si and go first, and I'll leave it here! ”
"You have to be careful, it's !! in the morning" Chen Si's anxious and worried voice.
"This little girl is also good-looking, she can grab it and play with it later!" The thin ghost licked his tongue, full of joy.
"Presumptuous !!" With a roar of rage, I offered my sword to ward off evil spirits, and fought with the demon pawn.
"Fish intestine sword! This is the Fish Intestine Sword! Boy, what the hell are you! As if he had seen something incredible, the ghost did a backflip, looked at me, and asked with a little trembling.
"Fish intestine sword? Well, that's right, this is what my master passed to me, what, do you still want to fight for a few more rounds?! "I didn't expect this evil exorcism sword that Li Jushi passed on to me is the ancient famous swordfish intestine sword!
"No, no, no, let's go." The thin ghost soldier hurriedly waved his hand.
"Wait a minute!"
"Why, don't think that we really don't dare to do anything to you if you hold the fish intestine sword!"
"The three of you misunderstood, I just wanted to ask if there is a way for ordinary people like us to go to the Netherworld?"
"Go...... Go to the Netherworld...... Not...... No, no, no, no, no......" The three of them seemed to think of something terrible, and their bodies twitched involuntarily, and then they turned around and disappeared.
I asked the frightened girl to know that the three ghost soldiers wanted to defile her body, I comforted her a few words and told her to pay attention to safety in the future, she thanked her and hurried away, for fear of encountering any more perverts.
"In this world, not only people are lustful, ghosts are lustful, even immortals are lustful, and they are really as black as crows in the world!" After dealing with this, I called Chen Si and Da Zhuang and asked them not to worry, I have nothing to do.
As for this meal, it can be regarded as a unhappy meal, but there is no overnight grudge between the brothers.
Within two days, Da Zhuang, this kid came to visit and said that he was too reckless that day, and he shocked his sister-in-law; And Chen Si was also embarrassed to say that she was too willful and ignorant. I looked at my woman and my brother, hugged them, and thought to myself, this kind of day is what I yearn for. But he couldn't feel too much emotion on his shoulders, so he asked Mei Zhenren to borrow a soul plate the next day, and went to the "Mausoleum of King Ji" with Xu Wei.