Chapter 12: Hades is a Bird
Looking at Fang Rui, who was stunned and motionless, Bai Jingjing suddenly felt a little funny and angry, it seems that his apprentice needs to go out and walk around to see the world, otherwise he will look like a hillbilly everywhere. patted Fang Rui on the shoulder, Bai Jingjing said, "What, scared stupid?" β
"Thisγγγγγ It's not like an underworld at all! Fang Rui said slowly.
"What, you have to look like a demon or a monster to be the underworld?" After Bai Jingjing finished speaking, a gray doll had already walked over, and when she saw Bai Jingjing, she waved her hand very familiarly, and her face seemed to be pinched out by a pair of invisible hands as she walked, and it actually turned into a very handsome male face, but the whole face was still gray, which made people look a little uncomfortable.
Fang Rui always felt a little familiar when he looked at the face of this gray puppet, but for a while, he couldn't remember where he had seen it. Bai Jingjing said at the gray puppet: "Oh, change one for another, now my husband is not Kim so-hyun, it's Song Joong Ki!" β
Immediately, the gray puppet was rubbed like plasticine again, and after a few moments, it instantly turned into another face, Song Joong Ki's face. At this time, Fang Rui realized that the face before was not the male star in Korean dramas! I didn't expect Bai Jingjing to be so obsessed with Korean Oba that she could make this gray puppet in the underworld have the same face? And this kind of operation? Fang Rui, who sighed, felt that he was really eye-opening.
The gray puppet walked in front of Bai Jingjing and Fang Rui with a Song Joong Ki's face, and said, "Sister Jingjing, you are here again!" I also brought it this time. Alone? β
Bai Jingjing replied with a smile: "My apprentice, called Fang Rui, take care of me in the future!" β
"No problem, Sister Jingjing's apprentice naturally has to be entertained." The gray puppet said enthusiastically.
"Fang Rui, these cute little gray gray are all black and white impermanence, this little gray gray is specially responsible for receiving visitors from the prefecture, just call it a little three." Bai Jingjing introduced to Fang Rui.
Black and white impermanence? Is it a black and white impermanence that is neither black nor white? Still a junior? Do you know the meaning of the junior? It took Fang Rui a long time to squeeze out a polite and embarrassing smirk.
Xiao San didn't seem to mind his name at all, and still asked enthusiastically: "May I ask Sister Jingjing, what are you doing this time?" β
"I want to find your boss, is he free now?" Bai Jingjing asked.
"Looking for a big boss? Theoretically, you have to make an appointment to see him, but since you're a bookstore employee, there's VIP access! Xiao San said and walked a few steps forward and said, "Please come with me, I'll take you into the city first." β
"Okay!" Bai Jingjing pulled Shang Rui and followed Xiao San to a large conveyor belt that was twice as wide as the conveyor belt that transported the Book of Fortunes, and stood up, this big conveyor belt was like an elevator transporting Xiao San, Bai Jingjing and Fang Rui to the city at the end.
The speed of the large conveyor belt seemed to be quite slow, but after actually standing up, Fang Rui suddenly felt that the scene on both sides was rapidly regressing, obviously very fast. As the city approached, the speed of the large conveyor belt slowed down. Only then did Fang Rui see that there was a moat around the city at the end, but it was blood-red, and the bottom of the transparent river was full of all kinds of skulls, including human ones, and there were also skulls of demons and monsters with strange shapes. There are countless black iron bridges on the river, through which the Fortune Conveyor Belt enters the city. The black iron bridge has a deep water tank at the front end, and all the life book conveyor belts pass through these water tanks, which means that all the life books will be immersed in the water tank to pass through the iron bridge.
"This city is the capital city, the black iron bridge is the Nai He Bridge, and the sink on the bridge is Meng Po soup. The Book of Destiny must be soaked in Mengmeng Po soup before crossing the Nai He Bridge, so as to ensure that the contents of this life are erased. Bai Jingjing explained to Fang Rui, who was stunned.
"Yandu City~~!" Fang Rui looked at the huge city in front of him intently, the tall and majestic city gate had two big golden characters 'Yandu', but what made Fang Rui want to support his forehead was that there was actually a banner hanging on the city gate, which read, 'Welcome to Yandu City!' 'What the hell is such a polite and friendly underworld?'
Standing on the large conveyor belt and crossing the river into the city, Fang Rui found that the construction in the city was very lush and green, and there was a lot of greenery, and it was full of red flowers on the other side, which was very lively. In addition to the gray black and white impermanence, there are many strange-shaped creatures coming and going in the city, including a miniature version of the pink octopus, a minotaur and a horse-headed man (Fang Rui thinks these two should be the legendary bull-headed and horse-headed faces), and a white bone skeleton (seeing this, Fang Rui couldn't help but glance at Bai Jingjing next to him, I don't know if it is a relative of his master?). ), there is a dark green villain with horns on his head, there is a white ghost with a green ghost fire on his head, etc., etc., in short, there are thousands of strange shapes. However, they all looked busy, and they packed the letters of thought on a conveyor belt into a large box and loaded it into a cart pulled by three giant dogs.
Walking further into the city, it seems that you will arrive at a place similar to a commercial center, lined with all kinds of shops, which seem to be no different from the commercial streets of the human world, there are sellers, some eat, some drink tea, and even an unknown creature wearing a low-cut dress with most of her breasts exposed by an unknown creature standing at the door of a store and throwing flattering eyes at Fang Rui (at first glance, it is not a serious store, Fang Rui immediately bowed his head and acted like a good baby).
Passing through this lively commercial area, it seems to be a residential area inside, and Fang Rui actually found that there are police stations, hospitals, theaters and other places. Where is this underworld? It's clearly a lively city where demons and monsters gather!
After walking for a while, he finally came to the main building, which was clearly the city government building, Fang Rui couldn't help but pout. Xiao San stopped when he led Bai Jingjing and Fang Rui to the front of the building, and after waiting for a while, a fish came out of the building! Yes, a fish with hands and legs is still wearing this suit and tie! The big fish walked up to Bai Jingjing and Fang Rui and spoke: "Hello, I'm the receptionist of the VIP channel, come with me." β
After Bai Jingjing and Xiao San said goodbye to each other, they took Fang Rui and followed Da Yu into the main building, the decoration in the building was extremely luxurious and a combination of Chinese and Western, and even very futuristic. But it doesn't feel like a hodgepodge when you look at it, and it's very harmoniously combined. Passing through the lobby on the first floor, you enter a sightseeing elevator, where you can see the scenery outside the building, and the whole view is countless huge pink octopuses like Optimus Prime rolling a natal book through a small hole in the sky, and the conveyor belts on the ground are intertwined and transported to the city. The further up the elevator goes, the wider the line of sight. Fang Rui found that there seemed to be another city in the northeast, and just wanted to ask Bai Jingjing what place it was, and the elevator had stopped.
Mr. Da Yu, who was standing at the elevator door, actually bowed slightly and made a gesture of please, at this time the elevator door opened, and what Fang Rui saw was an extremely spacious room similar to a study, with ceiling-high bookshelves on both sides in addition to the floor-to-ceiling windows, which were filled with all kinds of books. In the center of the room was a desk as large as a super bed, and behind it was a swivel chair with a man facing away from him looking out the window. The man's long hair was simply tied up at the back of his head, and he was wearing a loose robe of dark blue color. Is this the big boss of the underworld? Fang Rui was a little nervous, after all, as a human being, he still had a natural sense of awe and fear when he saw the Hades. I don't know if it's a blue-faced fanged or a skull face? Fang Rui, who was a little nervous, felt that the short walk to the desk had become particularly long.
When Bai Jingjing and Fang Rui walked to the desk, the talent in the swivel chair turned around, and they actually looked like they had clear eyebrows, white skin and red lips, and even two cute little dimples! Yan... Yan? It's so handsome! Fang Rui blinked his eyes several times, fearing that in the blink of an eye, the beauty would turn into an ugly-looking demon.
"Don't sleep, can you get up?" Bai Jingjing knocked on the desk.
Go to bed? Hades's eyes were open, Fang Rui was wondering, but he saw the beauty on the swivel chair holding an adult fist-sized bird in her hands, its body was blue with red spots on it, and its beak was white, and it was slowly opening its eyes, and there were flames jumping in its pupils.
"You're arguing, what are you doing here with me?" The little bird that had been curled up together stood up, and Fang Rui found that it actually only had one claw.
"Hades, have your tears been taken?" Bai Jingjing asked menacingly.
"Ah~~Ah~~Ah~~?" Fang Rui pointed at the bird and shouted, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, this bird, is it the King of Hades?" Hades is actually a bird? β
This subverted Fang Rui's three views.