Chapter 316 Professionalism is so confident
The mutant golden toad mushroom, which was originally comfortably rubbing, suddenly opened a pair of scarlet protruding big eyes, and stared at Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli with a pair of hungry eyes like a pervert looking at a weak little beauty.
Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli, who thought that his force value was not at the same level as the other party, still instinctively took a step back.
"Quack~,Frog is so hungry,Quack~,Frog hasn't eaten for two days,Quack~,Really hungry,Hungry,Quack~,Everything that can be eaten around here has been eaten by frogs,Quack~,Goodong......"
Although the small is a little smaller, and there are not a few taels of meat, but it can also be at the bottom, and the little Zhengtai Si Qingli, who was so hungry that he had stomach cramps, looked at the eyes of him, and the little Zhengtai Si Qingli, who exuded the tempting aroma of food, instinctively swallowed his saliva.
Finally unable to resist the torture of hunger, the mutant golden toad mushroom overcame its disgust for junk food from humans and opened its mouth wider than its face.
"No, it stinks, you know you're sick? Frog, you are sick, if you eat me, no one will be able to cure your bad breath and constipation. ”
Seeing that he was about to become a dish of mutant golden toad mushrooms, Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli blurted out wittily.
This human cub says it can cure his bad breath and constipation?
The mutant golden toad mushroom hesitated for a moment, and the long tongue that was about to pop out retracted, so let him try it first.
The mutant golden toad mushroom, who had been plagued by constipation for a long time, thought to himself, if this human cub could really cure his bad breath and constipation, that is, he was not enough meat to stuff his teeth, and it didn't hurt if he didn't eat it, he could always find a way to find food to eat, and if it was a big deal, he would go outside the jungle to find food.
If this human cub can't cure his bad breath and constipation, then I'll eat him immediately, anyway, with his weak chicken, he won't be able to escape the palm of the frog's hand.
"Quack~, since you said that you can cure the constipation of the frog, quack~, then you can try it first, quack~, if you are really cured, quack~, the frog will let you go, quack~, if you can't cure it, quack~, human cubs, the frog will eat you immediately."
Under the threat of the mutant golden toad mushroom, Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli still raised his head confidently.
Hmph, the profession is so confident, as a professional proctologist, I dare not say anything else, but this is just a small bad breath and constipation, a small entry-level problem.
With the active cooperation of the mutant golden toad mushroom, all the means of looking, hearing and asking were used, and Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli roughly diagnosed the cause of the appearance of the mutant golden toad mushroom, constipation and bad breath.
In fact, the most important thing is the issue of personal living habits.
Mainly for dietary reasons, the diet of the mutant golden toad mushroom is all animals and large insects, the diet is single, lack of vitamins and dietary fiber, resulting in dry feces and difficult to excrete.
Another reason is the reason for living habits, as a biological habit of frog predators, mutant golden toad mushrooms need to stay in one place quietly, not moving to camouflage, too little activity, not good for the gastrointestinal tract, but also easy to lead to constipation.
Patients with long-term constipation often suffer from bad breath, not to mention that the mutated golden toad mushroom does not have any good oral hygiene habits at all, which leads to the retention of food residues, which aggravates its bad breath.
Now that the cause of bad breath and constipation of the mutant golden toad mushroom has been figured out, the problem is much easier to solve, and the first step is to get this mutant golden toad mushroom to change its eating habits.
Eat less meat, eat more vegetables, and eat more vegetables and fruits rich in various vitamins and dietary fiber, such as apples, bananas, pears, bracken, cauliflower, celery, spinach, pumpkin, etc......
After Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli skillfully reported the names of a series of fruits and vegetables, the mutant golden toad mushroom immediately shook his head firmly.
"Quack~, frogs love meat, quack~, frogs only eat meat, quack~, frogs don't like to eat vegetables, quack~, don't like fruits, quack~, don't, quack~, frogs that can't eat meat are meaningless, quack......"
As soon as this mutant golden toad mushroom heard that it was going to deprive itself of the right to eat meat, it immediately roared and jumped up in opposition.
"Be quiet, as a qualified patient, you should obediently listen to the doctor, I don't want you to eat meat, but you can't just eat meat, in addition to eating meat, you must also eat at least three kinds of vegetables and fruits every day, otherwise, you don't want to cure your constipation and bad breath."
In front of his own profession, the absolutely powerful and confident Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli was completely strong, as if he had changed a person, and directly suppressed the protest of this mutant golden toad mushroom.
Well, although I don't like those green vegetables and fruits, I don't have to deduct my own meat, and it is not impossible to consider eating some green vegetables and fruits reluctantly.
Hearing that he didn't deduct his favorite meat, the mutant golden toad mushroom didn't continue to protest.
"In addition to changing your eating habits, you also need to change your living habits, the most important thing is that from now on, brush Lao Tzu's teeth obediently twice a day, and don't even brush your teeth, you don't know how many bacteria are hidden in your mouth? It's disgusting how much spoiled food scraps are in the saliva that I swallow every day. ”
Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli, who was directly stunned by the bad breath of this mutant golden toad mushroom once, strongly demanded that from now on, this mutant golden toad mushroom must brush his teeth every morning and evening.
The mutant golden toad mushroom, who had never brushed his teeth, was blindfolded for a while, and he really didn't know what to do.
In desperation, Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli could only take local materials, found some flexible branches in the jungle, peeled off the outer skin, made a simple toothbrush for the mutant golden toad mushroom, and then taught the mutant golden toad mushroom how to go and do his own oral care work.
Teach a mutant golden toad mushroom to brush his teeth, do you say it's easy for me, Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli was secretly rubbing and spitting out, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and he was still carefully helping the mutant golden toad mushroom to clean up its stinky big mouth.
It took more than an hour, tired and sweaty, to finally clean the mouth of the mutant golden toad mushroom that was bigger than its face, not even a trace of cracks and folds.
There is no bad breath that can smoke people to death, and the air around him suddenly became fragrant, and Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli took a deep breath of the oxygen-rich air in this primeval forest.
"Gollum~, Gollum~, Gollum......"
After working for a long time, the belly of the mutant golden toad mushroom, which had not eaten all this time, was getting louder and louder.
However, now that the mutant golden toad mushroom felt that the whole frog was much more comfortable, he was reluctant to kill this intelligent human cub who had brought him a miracle.
I'm so hungry that the little guy in front of me can see if he can eat it, but the frog can't just starve to death, it seems that he has to go outside to find food.
Forget it, anyway, in this territory of hundreds of kilometers, all the things that can be eaten by frogs have been eaten by frogs, and it is time to move a nest and go outside to study new recipes.
"Quack~, good job, quack~, human cubs, quack~, frogs talk count, don't eat you, quack~, but there is nothing else to eat nearby, quack~, frogs are going to find food outside the primeval jungle, quack~, let's move."