Chapter 100: Weaknesses in the system
Jiao Ming smiled too evilly, and Xia Feng next to him turned from stunned to a little hairy, and asked cautiously, "Sir, are you okay?" Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Of course it's fine! It's never been so good, you make me laugh a little longer. After five minutes of joy, Jiao Ming got out of communication.
... Fuck, what's the situation? Why do I seem to be broken? Who was going to sing conquest just now? Did you ask me to sing conquest? Fuck off, I don't sing...
Jiao Ming breathed a few breaths, entered the state of communication again, carefully controlled his strength, stretched the duration of this state as much as possible, said to go, and then motioned to Xia Fengtou to lead the way.
Jiao Ming was refreshed, and even felt that the sky was a little bluer, and asked Xia Feng with a smile: "Binglian knew Luohua's reaction, so she deliberately asked you to take me to Shitai, right?"
Xia Feng saw that Jiao Ming was normal, and also smiled: "It's better for you to ask Miss." This is probably a tacit acquiescence.
The two turned the road onto the road, and then went out of the town from the south, and saw a large crowd of people gathered in two groups, men, women, and children, and the sound of shouting and cheering came from time to time, and it was very lively.
The two stepped forward, Jiao Ming sat on the back of the ox and looked higher, and saw the boulder in the center of the crowd as a platform, and two bare-chested young men in their early twenties were fighting with their bare hands. The overall process of the fight seems to be a combination of boxing and wrestling, the two sides gradually close the distance, exchange a few punches and elbows, then twist and roll to the ground, and then automatically separate without the need for others to pull the fight, and then move the hands and feet again to try to close the distance.
Jiao Ming noticed that neither side would attack the other's head and lower gear, but they showed no mercy to the torso and limbs, such as this one, the two sides fought for five or six rounds, and then one side twisted the elbow of the other, and that strange angle made Jiao Ming's eyelids jump. And everyone on and off the stage was accustomed to not caring, and even the injured themselves smiled and congratulated the winner, and then stepped down in front of his right forearm.
"Don't you need to call a doctor?" Jiao Ming asked Xia Feng with some uncertainty, although he knew the healing ability of magic warriors, he was still a little uneasy.
"If you are experienced, just break it back and bandage it yourself, and if you don't have any experience, you can just find an experienced one. Xia Feng explained.
"It's really perverted. Jiao Ming sighed.
After a few words, another young man jumped onto the stone platform, took off his shirt and threw it aside, and fought with the victor just now.
"What does the strap on their head mean. Jiao Ming asked again. Although there were men, women and children in the audience, the young men and women in the innermost circle were wearing strips of cloth on their heads, which were divided into black, white and blue, and were loosely tied at random, just like the classic image of Stallone.
"They represent the two, three, and four rings. The voice of the answer was crisp and pleasant, but it was the voice of the flower. Jiao Ming turned his head and stood there with a beautiful flower, but he had already changed into a black and white maid suit, although it was similar to what Xia Feng and the other maids in the castle were wearing, but it could highlight the graceful figure of women.
"Why did you change your clothes?" Jiao Ming was stunned and asked strangely.
Luo Hua took the corner of her clothes and turned around: "This is a maid dress I made myself, is it good-looking?"
"Good...... Ahem. Jiao Ming wanted to take advantage of the situation, but when he saw Xia Feng's unkind gaze, he had to vaguely go over.
Luo Hua showed a bright smile, obviously Jiao Ming's reaction made her very satisfied, and then explained: "This is the meaning of freedom from war, and I can't help myself at all when I wear this dress to get married." As he spoke, he squinted his eyes at Xia Feng, the meaning of which was self-evident, "No one will stuff me with a strip of cloth full of stinky sweat." As she spoke, Luohua pointed to the stone platform.
The victory and defeat on the stone platform have been divided, and the man who won in a row was out of breath, untied the black headband and tied four knots, which was actually given to a woman in the audience, Jiao Ming could only see the woman's smooth long hair and the side face of several men and women around him from the back. Thinking of Luohua's generally beautiful face, if she didn't wear a maid suit, I'm afraid she would be annoyed to death by these male animals with excessive hormone secretion.
"How many rings are the strips of black cloth?"
"Three rings, white for the second ring, blue for the fourth ring. Xia Feng replied in general, and then pointed to the direction of the other three crowds of onlookers: "The more advanced ones are over there, but they are mainly competing, and on the other side is the women's group, but it is rare to send cloth strips to men." ”
"Interesting!" Jiao Ming nodded, and then looked at the man and woman in the center of the crowd, "If you accept the cloth, you agree to get married?"
"How is it possible!" Luo Hua snorted and laughed, obviously Jiao Ming's question was too outrageous, "It's just that I accepted the pursuit, and I'm far away from getting married." ”
... Who's getting married? Wait, I always feel like something is wrong, it's weird...
At this time, a young man jumped up on the stage, shouted to a certain girl in the crowd, I like you, and then tied a white strip of cloth to his forehead. There were loud cheers in the crowd, and Jiao Ming also admired such a hearty and straightforward voice, and shouted with the crowd.
However, this guy did not go well, and was ousted after two wins, and the winner won four more in a row, and finally shoved a five-knotted strip of cloth into the hands of a girl. Jiao Ming was like a newcomer watching a boxing match for the first time, and asked the second daughter from time to time, but he didn't expect Luohua to use the low field of vision as an excuse to suddenly jump on the back of the cow, holding Jiao Ming's shoulder with one hand, and looking at the center of the field with the pergola with the other.
Jiao Ming's back rubbed against Luohua's thighs, the back of his head almost reached his chest, if it weren't for Xia Feng's weird staring gaze, he would definitely hold up the hood.
And Jiao Ming also has a further understanding of this kind of blind date, the man sends out the cloth strip with three knots as the lower limit, because it must be a winning streak with the same ring number, so ten knots are basically the upper limit. There is no limit to the number of strips of cloth that can be sent, and it doesn't matter if you send seven or eight girls, but you can send one girl seven or eight times.
And the girl's strength and appearance are equally important, even if it is an ugly four-ring female magic warrior, it is quite popular, and the place where the girls show their strength is another stone platform next to it, and it is also a ring match, but it is more pointed, and it generally does not leak out.
However, listening to Luohua's story, there are also cases of real fire, and the top of the two women's fights last year was exposed, if it wasn't pulled by others in time, the bottom couldn't be saved. Luo Hua laughed as she spoke, bent over with a smile, and seemed to recall the scene at that time, and then Jiao Ming felt that his head was really on top of two soft things.
Jiao Ming got along with each other during this time, and he also noticed some clues, this Luohua cousin will be more restrained in front of Binglian, but he doesn't take Xia Feng in his eyes at all, Xia Feng is neither active nor good at the position of 'light bulb', and is basically in a state of dry staring. And Jiao Ming himself also realized that he had to make a decision before things became more troublesome, first, not to delay others, and second, he thought that he couldn't handle such a difficult emotional game as stepping on two boats.
The three of them watched the excitement around the other piles of people for a while, and Jiao Ming even found a few acquaintances, the young master of the family named Heishi was watching from the side of a stone platform with two other familiar little guys, and on the stone platform were all young people taking turns to receive the training and guidance of an old man. The two sides simply said hello and went their separate ways.
After walking around, the sun was already tilting in the west, and a certain system bubbled several times during this period, but it seemed to have fallen into a strange state of abnormality, and I really couldn't remember the cause and effect like a madman.
Jiao Ming gradually lost interest in this place, and just wanted to rush back to get a good night's sleep, after all, this is at most the level of rural markets, so he proposed to return, and the other two agreed.